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Hello, Gotham, I'm home!

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- Hello, Ronnie!
- Ronnie!

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Veronica, darling,
you look smashing.

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How did you like the rain forest?

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The food was appalling,
the accommodations were nonexistent

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and the bugs were the size
of my trust fund.

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But seriously,
it's important we all do our part

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to preserve those precious resources.

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Hear, hear.

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Look at them,
celebrating without a care in the world.

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I think it's great
that Veronica's finally

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doing something worthwhile
with her money.

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I'm sorry, Bruce.

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The securities business has been
kind of rough lately.

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Lot of late hours, you know.

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Seems all I do is worry about how to get
my company through one more day.

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Worries, Hayden?
I have the cure for that.

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I'm a little old for dolls,
don't you think?

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Not these dolls.

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They're Worry Men from Central America.

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Legends say you tell them your problems,

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then put them under
your pillow at night.

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They'll do your worrying for you
while you sleep.

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And when you wake up,
poof, your problems are gone.

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Oh, come on, Ronnie.

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You're the last one I'd think would
fall for some ancient tribal hoodoo.

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Don't be so smug, Brucie.

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When I was in the jungle,
I saw some things you'd never believe.

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And I tell you, I haven't had
a bad night's sleep since my trip.

30
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Well, sounds great to me.

31
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In fact, the little darlings work
their magic for me all daylong.

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See, aren't they precious?

33
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- I just couldn't get along without them.
- Thanks for everything, Ron.

34
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But I've got a few more rounds to make.

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If ever someone led a worry-free life,
it's you, Bruce Wayne.

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I've got one for everybody.

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Party crasher.

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Nasty toy.

39
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Ready to call it a night?

40
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Oh, my heavens!

41
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Tell me, Alfred.

42
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What's an ancient Mayan witch doctor
doing on a Gotham skyscraper?

43
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This isn't one
of those Riddler questions, is it?

44
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No, but it's just as confusing.

45
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There's someone new in town using
Mayan tribal gimmicks in his crimes.

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- Blowguns, stone weapons.
- Voodoo dolls?

47
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That's some party favor
from Veronica's party.

48
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They're supposed to take away
your worries while you sleep.

49
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Imagine that.

50
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What some overworked souls
won't do to get a good night's rest.

51
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Hmm.

52
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Still, every little bit helps.

53
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I tell you, child, I handle
all sorts of things for Mr. Wayne,

54
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but this one really takes the cake.

55
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- Oh, Morning, Dana.
- Oh, I gotta go. Bye-bye.

56
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Sometimes I forget how beautiful
Gotham can be.

57
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You're in fine spirits, I must say.

58
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A good night's sleep
and I'm ready to take on the world.

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You got everything all right?

60
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Yes, I followed your message
to the letter.

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- But I can't help wondering what-
- Thank you.

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I know it's your company, Mr. Wayne,
but $20 million, man.

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- That's a lot of money.
- Yes, it is. What's your point?

64
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Well, I'd sure feel uncomfortable
walking around with all that cash

65
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in a tiny little briefcase.

66
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Dana, I'm sorry. I'm not following this.
What cash? What briefcase?

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The $20 million you told me
to put in a briefcase for you.

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You're not making any sense.

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The $20 million I told you
to put in a briefcase?

70
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You called me from your car,
gave me your account number,

71
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told me to transfer $20 million
in cash and...

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Hey!

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$20 million of my money in that case?

74
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I hope you're not going to take it
out of my salary.

75
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Tens of millions of dollars are missing

76
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since this morning, Mr. Sloane.

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If it wasn't you, then who?

78
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But I don't know, I tell you.
I don't know. Why would I do it? Why?

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That was the scene today
as broker Hayden Sloane was arrested

80
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on charges of embezzlement.

81
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Sloane joins the growing list of wealthy
Gothamites who, for reasons unknown,

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have pilfered their own companies
for a combined total of $100 million.

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Unbelievable.

84
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And you have no clue
how this could have happened?

85
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I do now. Each of us was a guest
at Veronica Vreeland's party.

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If there are answers, she's got them.

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Miss Vreeland.

88
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Huh?

89
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Batman?

90
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Let me help you with your bag.

91
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No, you stay back.

92
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This is mine, you hear? Mine.

93
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I know it's yours.
What were you planning to do with it?

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I have to throw it overboard because...

95
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Because...

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Excuse me, I don't feel very well.

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Care to explain these?

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My jewels! How did they get here?

99
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- Don't you remember?
- No, everything's a blank. I...

100
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Leave him alone, you swine!

101
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Please?

102
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My therapist is never
going to believe this.

103
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And I thought you were supposed
to take away my worries.

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Hmm.

105
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Well, say goodbye,
you troublesome little trinkets.

106
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Wait. These dolls.
Where did you get them?

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From a craftsman at a small village.
A funny little man in a giant straw hat.

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An Englishman?

109
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Why, yes.

110
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And he suggested giving the dolls
to your society friends.

111
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What, are you psychic, too?

112
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Just picking up on the pattern.

113
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Sir, you have no idea how terrible
I feel to have played a part in this.

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Neither you nor Veronica could have
known that hidden within each doll

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was a tiny microchip designed
to stimulate a sleeper's brainwaves

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and make them susceptible
to hypnotic suggestion.

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Creating a radio receiver of sorts
out of an entranced human mind?

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Exactly.

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And who knows
how to warp the human mind better

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than Jervis Tetch, the Mad Hatter?

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'"0 frabjous day, callooh,
callay,' he chortled in his joy."

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It's sheer brilliance.

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A wonderland of treasures

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all willingly donated
by Gotham's simpering elite.

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Ah.

126
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And now come the famous Vreeland jewels
to dance at my heels.

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What? How dare you return empty-handed?

128
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Forgive us, sir.
But Batman showed up, and-

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Batman?

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You insufferable fools.

131
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You can't even handle one man
dressed up like a flying mouse?

132
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Oh, and what's this? What's this?

133
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You've graciously left
part of your cloak behind

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as Batman's invitation
to waltz right into our midst.

135
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And that's just what he'll do, won't he?

136
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Of course he will.

137
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And far be it for me to disappoint him
when he arrives.

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As you predicted, sir,
the computer has identified

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this scrap of artificial fur as a type
used in theatrical productions,

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which would make
its most probable source of origin-

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The Great Eastern Costume Company.

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It's been closed for years,

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making it a perfect hideout
for the Mad Hatter.

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I knew you were coming,
so I thought

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I'd have some of the old chaps 'round
to make you feel at home.

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- How is Batman like a donut shop?

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- They're both filled with holes.

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Whoops.

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Should have warned you, old boy.

150
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That lot's real.

151
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Delightful. Oh, quite a bonus to add
to my already-substantial collection.

152
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You disappoint me, Tetch.

153
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For all your brilliance,
you've become just another thief.

154
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You make it sound so common.

155
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Well, actually, Batman,

156
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you'll be happy to know you're
witnessing my retirement from crime.

157
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See, after my recent release
from Arkham,

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I vowed to leave Gotham
and my wicked ways behind me.

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Perhaps buy a little island somewhere
and open a sunbonnet shop.

160
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:40,171
But islands, even little ones,
cost money.

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Lots of money.

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And then I heard of Ms. Vreeland's

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well-publicized trek
into the rain forest.

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Yes, I realized at once she'd be the
perfect unwitting partner in my scheme.

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Investing what limited funds I had,

166
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I managed to follow dear Ronnie
into the forest

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where, at a small native village,
she made the acquaintance

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of my specially-created Worry Men.

169
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Though, I can't take complete credit.

170
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I provided
the microcircuitry, of course,

171
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but my good friend here
supplied the dolls.

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Can you believe it?

173
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He was just an honest native craftsman

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until I changed his mind
about helping me.

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Those others are riffraff culled out of
various Gotham street gangs.

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Gutter trash of no great importance.

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So, as this is my farewell to crime,

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I think I'll take a souvenir
to mark the occasion.

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No matter. I have a better way
to remove that nasty old cowl.

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Stop! You don't know what you're doing.

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Oh, that noise!

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What's going on?

183
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How did I get here?

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Oh, you're a clever one.

185
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But I will not be denied.
As the great Lewis Carroll said,

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"One, two, one, two,

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"and through and through,
the vorpal blade went snicker-snack.

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"He left it dead, and with its head,
he went galumphing back."

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Stop! I command you.

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So, we're gutter trash, are we?

191
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Who's calling the shots now?

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- Stop!
- Yes. Stop.

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Leave him to the police.

194
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Thank you. Thank you, you generous,
forgiving, noble fool.

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Stand back, all of you.

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I'm getting out. But not before
I sew up one last loose end.

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What?

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Tomorrow this all goes
back to the company.

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Minus the cost of a plane ticket home
for our kidnapped doll maker.

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I must say, after all the Hatter
put him through,

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that fellow showed remarkable restraint.

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When everything was said and done,

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all the shaman really wanted
was to go home.

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In fact, I hear he even sent the Hatter
a farewell gift.

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Something to ensure
that Jervis Tetch

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only dreams of a good,
honest life from now on.

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