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The prisoner will stand.

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Pamela Lillian Isley,

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District Attorney Van Dam has asked

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that the maximum sentence of life
imprisonment be imposed upon you.

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However, as your apprehension came
at the hands of the Batman,

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and not a recognized agent of the law,

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this court has no choice
but to return you to Arkham Asylum,

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where it is hoped you will complete
your rehabilitation.

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Hi, Red. Hi. Welcome home.

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Hi, Harley.

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Aw, things didn't go too good, huh?

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- Nope.
- Well, cheer up.

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Word is we're gonna throw
a little party.

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And old Jervis here has the invitations.

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Not only does Batman create
these so-called super-criminals,

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he takes it upon himself
to be their judge and jury

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with no regard for the legal system.

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It sounds like
you want to put Batman on trial.

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Believe me, I'd like nothing better.

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- Strong words.
- It's got to stop, Jim.

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As Gotham's new district attorney,

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I can't allow your pet nut
to run loose in my city.

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I mean it.

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Janet, it's a war zone out there,
and Batman is our best weapon.

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And I say he's a drug the city keeps
taking to avoid facing reality.

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Speak of the devil.

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The East Side Skulls are ready
to declare war on the other gangs.

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Old news. My department's already

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planning a sting to catch
the Skulls' leader.

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Don't bother.

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Very cute, mister.

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You want to support law and order?

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You take off that mask
and put on a uniform.

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You hear me, Batman?
This is the last time!

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The next time I see him,
it will be a whole different story.

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Hello, Bruce.

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Janet, I'm so glad we're able to meet
on such short notice.

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It seems every place I look
there's our crusading DA

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leading the campaign
to rid our city of Batman.

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Oh, please. He's the last person
I want to talk about tonight.

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Oh, sorry.

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Still, even you have to admit
Batman's come through now and then.

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But look at the lunatic fringe
he's created.

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The Joker, Two-Face, Poison Ivy,
and the rest.

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Batman's responsible
for every one of them.

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Excuse me, Ms. Van Dam,
but your office just called.

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They said it's an emergency.

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I'm sorry, Bruce. I won't be a minute.

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Take your time.

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Uh, excuse me,
have you seen Ms. Van Dam?

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- Not in the last half-hour, sir.
- Look.

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Must be trouble.

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- Look at that.
- I've never seen that before.

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It's Van Dorn's.

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It was dropped on the front desk
20 minutes ago.

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Along with this.

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"Batman, come alone to where
lives hang in the balance

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"or the law in Gotham dies."

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You there! Come into the light.

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I said...

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Oh, no, you don't.

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Ta-da!

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Let me out. Do you hear me?

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Whoever you are, let me out this second.

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Welcome to Arkham, Van Dam.

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Two-Face.

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Don't bother screaming for help.

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The white coats can't hear you.

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Matter of fact,
they can't do much of anything,

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thanks to the Mad Hatter.

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You're going to escape?

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Eventually.

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We've got some legal business
to settle first.

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- What do you mean?
- I'm talking about a trial.

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Me, the prosecutor.

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You, the defense.

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And your client...

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Is Batman.

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This is insane. Me defending you?

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As far as I'm concerned,
you belong in here with them.

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Whatever.

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You've gotta go through with it.
It's their game and their rules.

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Let's go. Move it.

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Indeed.

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Can't keep the judge waiting.

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You've said it yourself, lady.

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Batman made every one of us.

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So, we're placing him before the bar
to face our justice.

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And me?

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Basic 50/50 option.

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You get him off. You both go free.

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He goes down,

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you take the fall with him.

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Amusing idea, what?

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Kidnapping you to be Batman's attorney?

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Personally, I suggested a quick slug
between the eyes.

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But I lost the coin toss.

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I borrowed your belt, Bats,
but it doesn't do a thing for me.

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Sit down.

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Oyez. Oyez.

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He says, "Oyez," dirt bags! Dummy up.

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Sheesh!

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I gotta do everything for you.

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Court is now in session.

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The good people of Arkham Asylum

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versus the self-righteous vigilante
called Batman.

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Our prosecutor is ready.

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Likewise, our fair and impartial jury.

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- Hang him.
- Shoot him.

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Hit him with a rock.

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And now all rise for the most honorable,
most benevolent, most merciful

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Judge Joker.

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Guilty!

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I was promised a chance
to defend my client.

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Oh, very well.

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Like it'll make a difference.

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Mr. Prosecutor,
make your opening statement.

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Look at us.

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We're all freaks and monsters.

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And who made us this way?

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Batman.

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Go on, lady. Defend him if you can.

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Call the first witness.

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Yo, Hat. On the stand.

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Proceed, counselor.

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I suppose you, like your friends,

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claim that Batman
drove you to be a criminal?

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He did.

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And yet, as I recall your case,

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you brainwashed and kidnapped
a woman who rejected you.

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Batman forced me to do it.

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He was going to take her away from me.
I had no choice.

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You could have respected her wishes
and left her alone.

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I'd have killed her first!

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Ooh.

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I'd like that last statement
stricken from the record, please.

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Record? Is someone supposed
to be writing this down?

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This is crazy.

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That's beside the point.
Just keep it going.

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Looks like Batman's hunch was wrong.
There's no sign of him or Ms. Van Dam.

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But he was here, all right.

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I object to this witness.

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She's obviously trying
to influence the judge.

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- What makes you say that?
- Never mind.

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Do you have a statement?

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I just wanna say,
if there was no Batman,

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there'd be no Joker.

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And I'd never have met my pudding.

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Thank you, Batman.

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Sad, isn't it?

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Harleen Quinzel was a doctor
here at Arkham

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until the Joker twisted her mind.

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Ha! You're just jealous
because you don't have a fella

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who's as loving and loyal to you
as my pudding is to me.

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Uh-huh.

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And I suppose it was
that same loyalty I saw

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the last time you escaped,
and pudding here...

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Finked on you
in hopes of getting time off.

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Is that true, pudding?

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"Finked" is such an ugly word.

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You lousy scum-sucking creep!

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The witness is excused.

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Slimy rat!

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Knock it off, lady.

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I'll kick that grin off your silly face.

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And so it's Batman's fault
you lead a life of crime.

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He should have let me bump off
Harvey Dent.

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We'd all have been better off,
wouldn't we, Harv?

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Why, you rotten little...

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But, Ms. Isley,

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isn't the real motivation
for your crimes

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your obsession with plants?

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That you prefer them to people?

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I love plants, honey,
but a rose is a rose.

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Then it doesn't bother you when someone,

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let's say the judge here,
ruthlessly plucks

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a defenseless flower
from the warm green earth?

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No-

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Even knowing he's given it
his death sentence?

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That its petals must die?

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- Stop it.
- One by one.

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Withering, falling.

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One by one, until it's all gone. Honey.

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Ms. Ivy, please.

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You're beautiful when you're angry.

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I used to believe Batman
was responsible for you people.

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But now I see nearly everyone here
would've ended up exactly the same,

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Batman or not.

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Oh, the gimmicks might be different.

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But you'd all be out there in some form
or another, bringing misery to Gotham.

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The truth is you created him.

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It's working.

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Looks like a tracking device.

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It's pointing north.

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The Somerset District.

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Nothing much out there except...

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Arkham.

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Jury, you've heard the evidence.

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Consider your verdict.

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Your Honor, in light
of Ms. Van Dorn's stirring defense,

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we have no choice
but to find the defendant...

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Not guilty.

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Amazing.

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Well done, counselor.

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You've proven that Batman
didn't create us.

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That we, in fact,
messed up our own rotten lives.

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And as we are so rotten,
vile and depraved,

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we're going to waste you anyway.

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That's all, folks.

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Let's mambo.

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Help us! Please!

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Let me go.

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Anything you say, Jannie-poo.

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And now
for the final confession.

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The big secret you've kept from us
for so many years.

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Brothers and sisters,
at long last, I give you

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the man behind the bat.

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What?

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- What's going on?
- He's gone.

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Everyone, spread out.
Don't let him get away.

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Who says I'm leaving?

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What's going on?

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Get the light.

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Nobody panic.

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Okay, start panicking.

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The only way out is through me.

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Hold on. You'll hit Croc.

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What's your point?

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Watch where
you're shooting, clown.

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I'm hit, boys!

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Hold it.

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Nobody move.

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Yoo-hoo! Look alive, Batman.

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Here comes the judge.

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Old Hanging Judge Joker, that's me.

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I see now there's a need
for the things you do.

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But I'm still going to work toward
a city that doesn't need Batman.

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Me too.

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