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That's good enough, Alfred.

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The people I deal with out there
won't mind a little lint.

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Ajob worth doing and all that rot,
Master Bruce.

4
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I do wish you would put on a shirt.

5
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You're apt to catch cold
in this dank cave.

6
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Yes, folks, a perfect 10
for Dick Grayson to take the gold.

7
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And the crowd goes wild.

8
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Yeah!

9
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- Did you hear me, Master Dick?
- Yeah, all right!

10
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Yes, Alfred. Right away, Alfred.

11
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I've fixed your supper.
It's upstairs, in the oven.

12
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- What would we do without you, Alfred?
- I shudder to think.

13
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- Good evening. Wayne Manor.
- Alfie?

14
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- It's your cousin Freddie.
- Frederick?

15
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I say, old thing, could you
meet me at the usual place?

16
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It's rather urgent.

17
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Yes, of course. I'll leave immediately.

18
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Now what?

19
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Hey, was a butlers' strike called?

20
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I came down for breakfast,
and all I found was this.

21
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Where's Alfred?

22
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"Dear Master Bruce, my apologies for
leaving so abruptly.

23
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"I've just learned of a personal matter
involving a cousin of mine

24
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"that must be resolved immediately.

25
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"I shall endeavor to return
in a few days.

26
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"Your obedient servant, Alfred."

27
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Must be pretty important.

28
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Alfred wouldn't leave
a dirty dish unwashed

29
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if England were sinking into the sea.

30
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I know.

31
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- Frederick?
- Hello. Is that Alfie?

32
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- Mr. Pennyworth will do.
- Right then.

33
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It's Freddie sent us.
Wants you to come with us.

34
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- Frederick sent you?
- That's right, old love. Come along now.

35
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- We'll pop around and see him.
- I think not.

36
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Frederick knows I hate being called
Alfie as much as he hates Freddie.

37
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- What have you done with him?
- Grab him, Bert.

38
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Hello?

39
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Good evening, Master Bruce. I'm so sorry
to have disturbed your rest.

40
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Alfred. Are you all right?
Where are you?

41
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I'm at the Yorkshire Arms
just at the moment. In London.

42
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- London, England?
- There's only one, Master Bruce.

43
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I seem to be
in a bit of a sticky situation,

44
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and I was wondering if you-

45
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Come along easy, gramps.
We don't want to hurt you.

46
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I'm afraid I'll have
to ring off now, sir.

47
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It seems I have unexpected guests.

48
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Alfred, are you there?

49
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- Alfred? Alfred!

50
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Before he came to the States,
Alfred did some work as an attache'

51
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in the British Security Services.

52
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More desk jobs than fieldwork,
but he acquired quite a reputation

53
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for defusing diplomatically dangerous
situations in high-security areas.

54
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And I thought he was just a nice old guy

55
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who polished the silver
and fixed me sandwiches.

56
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He's fixed more than that in his time.

57
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Underneath Alfred's very proper exterior

58
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is a highly resourceful
government agent.

59
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He mentioned his cousin.

60
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As far as I know,
he has no living relatives.

61
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And cousin can sometimes mean a fellow
member of an intelligence organization.

62
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Well, I hear England's nice
this time of year.

63
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End of the line, mate.

64
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It's good to see you again, old man.

65
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I'm sorry it has to be under
such circumstances.

66
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Exactly what circumstances
are we talking about?

67
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My heavens! Red Claw.

68
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So pleased to make your acquaintance,
Mr. Pennyworth.

69
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If you do exactly as I say,
you might live to see tomorrow.

70
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Bruce, over here.
Looks like he put up a struggle.

71
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Poor Alfred.
He must have been petrified.

72
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I doubt it.

73
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He was pretty formidable in his day.

74
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Come on.

75
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Two blokes just came out
of Pennyworth's room.

76
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Right.

77
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Where they off to, then?

78
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I don't know about this, Ernie.

79
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- Where'd they go?
- We're chasing a pair of poxy ghosts.

80
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Stone the crows!

81
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Gotcha.

82
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May I see your license?

83
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When they wake up,
they'll tell us who they're working for.

84
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I don't think
we'll have to wait that long.

85
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Red Claw.

86
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I've wasted enough courtesy
on you two.

87
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Courtesy? None that I've seen.

88
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I want this missile silo operational.

89
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I intend for the British government
to give me £5 billion

90
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to keep me from wiping London
off the map.

91
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You understand, old man,
I had no choice in the matter.

92
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But of course, dear boy.

93
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Each of you holds half the firing code
for this missile.

94
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I want that code. Or else.

95
00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,918
Madam, impossible.

96
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We are both signatories
to the Official Secrets Act.

97
00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:13,799
I've already thought of that.

98
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Still no word from Castle Blairquhan.

99
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Our post there has never missed
a check-in.

100
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Here's more bad news.
Agent Frederick has been listed missing.

101
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I don't like this.

102
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Frederick was part of the original
security team at Blairquhan.

103
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- Him and that fellow from Clerical.
- Pennyworth, Alfred Pennyworth.

104
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Our apologies for intruding.

105
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You were saying something
about a castle?

106
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How did you get in here?

107
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We don't have time for protocol.
Pennyworth is also missing.

108
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We have reason to think he and Frederick
might be in considerable danger.

109
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What was the name of that castle?

110
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And why should we give you
that information?

111
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Because I can give you Red Claw.

112
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Blairquhan. Castle Blairquhan
on the west Scottish coast.

113
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It was the base for Project Excalibur.

114
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Blairquhan is the last
of our land-based missile silos.

115
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Do you think that's what
Red Claw is after?

116
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:22,868
Apparently so.

117
00:10:24,912 --> 00:10:26,163
Truth serum?

118
00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:30,209
Of course. The old methods
are still often the best.

119
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Fight it if you like.

120
00:10:32,336 --> 00:10:34,463
You won't hold out for long.

121
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,548
But it might be amusing.

122
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Well, anything to amuse a lady.

123
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If lady is the word I want,
which I doubt.

124
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Aw, sticks and stones.

125
00:11:04,159 --> 00:11:07,037
Won't... I... I won't.

126
00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:11,333
Give me your access code
for the missile activator.

127
00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:12,626
Never.

128
00:11:13,085 --> 00:11:15,545
You'll get nothing but gibberish
out of me, madam.

129
00:11:15,879 --> 00:11:19,758
I come from haunts of coat and fern.
I make a sudden sally.

130
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And bicker down the valley.

131
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And people wonder why no one takes
Britain seriously anymore.

132
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The code, old man. Now.

133
00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:33,063
Fourteen...

134
00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:40,070
14 Gurrier's Crescent, Blairquhan Upper.

135
00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:48,370
Absurdly simple like most passwords.
Now, as for you.

136
00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:53,000
"Half a league, half a league,
half a league onward..."

137
00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:57,129
Desperate valor to the last.
Not that it will help you.

138
00:11:58,046 --> 00:12:01,300
Sooner or later, the serum always wins.

139
00:12:37,961 --> 00:12:39,421
Looks clear.

140
00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:07,657
Impossible! How could he
have learned about this?

141
00:14:17,185 --> 00:14:20,564
- That's one less thing to worry about.
- Two less things.

142
00:14:20,939 --> 00:14:24,276
- Dennis, you're always the humorist.
- Did you hear that?

143
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:46,298
Londoners. Your ancient city may pride
itself on having survived

144
00:14:46,548 --> 00:14:49,050
plagues, fires, even the Blitz.

145
00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:54,347
But unless £5 billion are delivered
to me by midnight tonight,

146
00:14:54,598 --> 00:14:56,892
there will be nothing left to survive.

147
00:14:57,184 --> 00:15:00,979
We have Blairquhan Castle
and its missile installation

148
00:15:01,396 --> 00:15:04,065
and the codes to operate the missile.

149
00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:07,027
You have one hour.

150
00:15:07,319 --> 00:15:09,738
Otherwise, I'll be forced
to plant this warhead

151
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,948
in the middle of Trafalgar Square.

152
00:15:12,741 --> 00:15:15,368
And if! do that, well...

153
00:15:15,952 --> 00:15:18,371
God save the queen.

154
00:15:20,123 --> 00:15:23,793
Is it smart to make demands before
we get the other half of the go code?

155
00:15:24,002 --> 00:15:26,296
I will have the code
in a matter of minutes.

156
00:15:43,605 --> 00:15:46,566
Give me the code, or I'll-

157
00:15:46,733 --> 00:15:51,571
The lion and the unicorn
fighting for the crown.

158
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,952
He can't be resisting the drug
this long. It's impossible.

159
00:15:57,827 --> 00:16:00,830
- The lion and the unicorn fighting...
- Wait. He's not resisting.

160
00:16:01,081 --> 00:16:03,041
This doggerel is the code.

161
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:07,254
"The lion and the unicorn".

162
00:16:12,425 --> 00:16:13,635
At last!

163
00:16:51,756 --> 00:16:53,174
You three, come with me.

164
00:16:54,009 --> 00:16:55,218
Watch them.

165
00:16:57,971 --> 00:17:00,765
Fan out. This is the only access
to the control room.

166
00:17:00,849 --> 00:17:03,101
They'll have to come through here.

167
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:11,234
Take them.

168
00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:41,723
And here I thought all you dusted
was furniture.

169
00:17:42,182 --> 00:17:44,934
A Louis Quinze. What a pity.

170
00:17:50,231 --> 00:17:51,733
Goodness me.

171
00:18:35,652 --> 00:18:38,154
- Dear Lord!
- Do you two have the destruct code?

172
00:20:30,016 --> 00:20:33,311
I don't suppose you'd consider
coming out of retirement?

173
00:20:33,394 --> 00:20:36,105
And taking up civil service
pay grades again?

174
00:20:36,189 --> 00:20:40,026
Hardly, old man. I've become accustomed
to my style of living.

175
00:20:40,109 --> 00:20:43,488
It's a great pity.
It was just like old times.

176
00:20:43,947 --> 00:20:45,532
Give my best to Whitehall.

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00:21:22,485 --> 00:21:23,486
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