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Well...

2
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Do you think
I'm going to open it?

3
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Unh!

4
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Idiot.

5
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Aah!

6
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Step aside, oaf.

7
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You, do what mama says
and you won't get hurt.

8
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Please, ma'am.
I'm only the Butler.

9
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Well, then, you would know where the safe is,
wouldn't you?

10
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Wouldn't you?

11
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Grrr!

12
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Do they really
pay you enough for this?

13
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Uh-uh-uh.

14
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This way...

15
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Please. Unh!

16
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Aah!

17
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Electrostatic tumblers.

18
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Intermittent timer. Hmm.

19
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I think a magno-bomb
should do the job.

20
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A magno-bomb?

21
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What are you trying to do,
blow up the whole house?

22
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Again with
the criticism?

23
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Look, it's not like this is the
first time I've blown up a safe.

24
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No, but it would be the first
time you've done it right.

25
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You know,
other mothers might show a little confidence

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in their children.

27
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And other mothers
might...

28
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just do it!

29
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Goggles.

30
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Oh, you don't know how long
I've waited for this.

31
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What else they got?

32
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Yeow!

33
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I have
what I came for.

34
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But, ma, they got
all this other stuff.

35
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Are you arguing
with your mother?

36
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Well, no, but...

37
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but?

38
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Nothing.

39
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Good. Now, come on.

40
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Hello, police?
I want to report a robbery.

41
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A Ruby ring.

42
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And 20,000 credits.

43
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Mamayhem?

44
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A tabloid
gave her that name.

45
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It was the golden age
of alliteration.

46
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So what do you want me to do,
wait till she tries to fence the Ruby?

47
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I have a feeling
she'll be holding onto it.

48
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There was another robbery
a week ago.

49
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More rubies?

50
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Exactly.

51
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What's she going
to do with them all?

52
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Don't know,

53
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but I have a feeling
she's not making slippers.

54
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Slippers?

55
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From rubies?

56
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Hmm. Before your time.

57
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What I need from you is...

58
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It'll have to wait
till tonight.

59
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I got to get to class.

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It's family studies,
and I'm failing.

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How does someone fail
family studies?

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Today's question is...

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How many of you expect
to be parents someday?

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Ahem.

65
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Excellent.

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This week's project
will help show you

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what parenthood
is all about.

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And for those of you
who are failing,

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it will be one last chance
to catch up,

70
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because this assignment will count
for a full half of your final grade.

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Aww!

72
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Yes, they do look cute,

73
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until you have the responsibility
of caring for them.

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And that's exactly what
you'll be doing this week.

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That means feeding it,
bathing it, rocking it,

76
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whatever it takes.

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I've divided you
into random couples.

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Nelson, you'll be paired
with Maxine.

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John key and Rachel eng.

80
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Frankie Lewis
and matilda ides.

81
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Howard groote
and Dana tan.

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Hi, honey.

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Terry mcginnis
and blade sommer.

84
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Steven tetsuo
and Jackie Wallis.

85
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Hey, looks a little
like you, mcginnis.

86
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Ha ha!

87
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And Chelsea Cunningham.

88
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Careful, Dana.

89
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You've got make sure
to support his head.

90
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Howard, that's all it is
is a head.

91
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So you want to hold it?

92
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Huh? Oh, sure.

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Cory cavelieri
and Ruth wade.

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Each of your eggbabies
has a built-in computer,

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which registers
the amount of care

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or lack of care it's given.

97
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These readings
will determine your grades.

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As you can see,
the babies exhibit

99
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a wide range of emotions
and expressions of need.

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It's your job
to fulfill those needs.

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Ms. pinto, what happens
if we drop it?

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You fail.

103
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They're babies,
Mr. mcginnis.

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You must be gentle
with them.

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How do I turn it off?

106
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You can't,
but you can quiet it down by rocking it,

107
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just like
a real baby.

108
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Yeah, mcginnis,
get with the program.

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Turns out she's not
stealing just any rubies.

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They're all part of a set
she stole once before.

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And now that she's
out of prison,

112
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she wants them back.

113
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So much for rehabilitation.

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Ma's very determined.

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And that makes her and
her boys very dangerous.

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Your ride's on its way.

117
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I'll meet it on the roof.

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Blade.
Here. You take him.

119
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Blade, you can't just...

120
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I didn't realize
how much it cried.

121
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Besides, I have a date
with jurgen tonight.

122
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We can't exactly take
the thing along, can we?

123
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But I had it all day,

124
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and I've got something
important to do.

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I don't care.

126
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Waa!

127
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My instruments say
you're only doing 180.

128
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Is there a problem?

129
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Uh, she's feeling
a little sluggish tonight.

130
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Didn't want to push it.

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What was that?

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Nothing.

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The Ruby earrings from the set are
part of an estate sale tomorrow.

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Sure called this one right.

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Waa!

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What's going on there?

137
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Is that a baby?

138
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Um...

139
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You brought a baby
with you?

140
00:08:02,562 --> 00:08:04,133
It's not what you think.
Really.

141
00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:07,145
Terry, is there something
you need to tell me?

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It's not a child.

143
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It's... turn on your vidlink.

144
00:08:12,099 --> 00:08:14,038
See? It's not
a real baby.

145
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Why am I not reassured?

146
00:08:20,899 --> 00:08:23,408
Ooh!

147
00:09:02,695 --> 00:09:05,940
I hope that computer
of yours can't smell.

148
00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:24,580
Waa!

149
00:09:24,582 --> 00:09:26,085
Was that Batman...

150
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Dumpster diving?

151
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A fella's gotta eat.

152
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Something's wrong.

153
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He's not eating.

154
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Why isn't he eating?

155
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Maybe because you're
trying to feed him

156
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through his nose.

157
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Oh.

158
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Does yours say
anything yet?

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I swear I heard little Howie say
"papa."

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I mean, it sounded
like papa.

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It'll be a long time before I'll
be wanting anyone to call me that.

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It's not so bad, mcginnis.

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Really.

164
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Here's the bio and civics.

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Thanks, hon.

166
00:10:00,722 --> 00:10:02,160
How about the math?

167
00:10:02,162 --> 00:10:03,799
It's coming.
Stop nagging.

168
00:10:03,801 --> 00:10:05,171
I get it.

169
00:10:05,173 --> 00:10:06,309
You're doing
his homework

170
00:10:06,311 --> 00:10:07,647
so you don't have to
take care of the baby.

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00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,455
We opted for
the traditional marriage...

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00:10:09,457 --> 00:10:10,961
one breadwinner,
one homemaker.

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00:10:12,301 --> 00:10:13,704
Beats algebra.

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00:10:13,706 --> 00:10:15,846
Come on, Howard.

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00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:17,987
You promised I could
have him for a while.

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00:10:17,989 --> 00:10:19,460
Ok, but he just ate,

177
00:10:19,462 --> 00:10:21,300
so he's going to be
a little fussy.

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00:10:21,302 --> 00:10:22,471
And keep him covered.

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00:10:22,473 --> 00:10:23,978
I thought I heard
a bit of a sneeze before.

180
00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:25,149
And...

181
00:10:25,151 --> 00:10:26,220
Howard.

182
00:10:26,222 --> 00:10:29,198
And how's our little
a+ doing?

183
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,503
He's sleeping.

184
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,076
You'll hardly know
he's around.

185
00:10:32,078 --> 00:10:33,281
Forget it.

186
00:10:33,283 --> 00:10:36,259
Jurgen has this new vet
I want to check out.

187
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,401
I want a divorce!

188
00:10:41,548 --> 00:10:44,156
Do you have to keep lugging
that thing around with you?

189
00:10:44,158 --> 00:10:45,729
I need the grade.

190
00:10:45,731 --> 00:10:47,737
Even real parents
with real children

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00:10:47,739 --> 00:10:49,410
find ways to get
away for a night.

192
00:10:49,412 --> 00:10:51,451
I tired leaving it
with my mom,

193
00:10:51,453 --> 00:10:53,058
but she said she was
too young to be a grandmother.

194
00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:54,429
What about your brother?

195
00:10:54,431 --> 00:10:55,702
I tried that, too.

196
00:10:55,704 --> 00:10:57,943
Then I caught him
shooting rubber bands at it.

197
00:10:57,945 --> 00:10:59,918
Hey, you know,
maybe you could...

198
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,733
never mind.

199
00:11:03,735 --> 00:11:06,075
It's the one piece
they haven't gotten yet,

200
00:11:06,077 --> 00:11:08,452
part of a display at
the museum of fashion.

201
00:11:08,454 --> 00:11:10,894
You think baby could keep its
mouth shut for one night?

202
00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:12,499
I gave it
a double feeding,

203
00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:14,776
changed it,
kept it awake all afternoon.

204
00:11:14,778 --> 00:11:17,520
Believe me, it'll be off
in nap city for hours.

205
00:11:33,081 --> 00:11:34,418
This will be perfect.

206
00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:36,895
Now, please,
don't wake up.

207
00:11:51,018 --> 00:11:53,794
Ha! The tramp.
Get it off her.

208
00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:56,773
Carl.

209
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,286
There could've been
an alarm.

210
00:12:00,288 --> 00:12:01,960
There wasn't.

211
00:12:01,962 --> 00:12:03,197
Now, let's get out of here

212
00:12:03,199 --> 00:12:06,042
before pointy ears
shows his mug again.

213
00:12:06,044 --> 00:12:07,247
Too late.

214
00:12:07,249 --> 00:12:09,321
This is getting old, Batman.

215
00:12:09,323 --> 00:12:11,028
Look who's talking.

216
00:12:31,374 --> 00:12:33,549
Come on. Let's go.

217
00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:35,791
You, too, Carl.

218
00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:37,464
Unh!

219
00:12:38,938 --> 00:12:41,280
Brute strength always loses out to technique,
Carl.

220
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,020
Didn't mama
ever tell you that?

221
00:12:43,022 --> 00:12:44,659
Mama!

222
00:12:47,538 --> 00:12:49,512
Nobody hurts my boys.

223
00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:52,724
Oow!

224
00:13:01,024 --> 00:13:03,097
Leave him.
We got what we came for.

225
00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:35,089
The baby.

226
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,834
No sign of him anywhere.

227
00:13:46,836 --> 00:13:48,641
I've lost him.

228
00:13:48,643 --> 00:13:51,787
Him? That's a doll you're talking about,
not a life.

229
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,828
It's my life,
if it's lost.

230
00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:56,138
I'll have to take
family studies again!

231
00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:58,179
Have you ever taken
family studies?

232
00:13:58,181 --> 00:14:01,291
Poor kid's going to cry
till he shuts down.

233
00:14:01,293 --> 00:14:03,566
It's cries are computer generated,
aren't they?

234
00:14:03,568 --> 00:14:04,972
Yeah. So?

235
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,678
That would mean
the cries would have

236
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,887
certain quantifiable
digital properties.

237
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,632
Then I can set the Batmobile
to scan for them, can't I?

238
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:14,542
Uh-huh, unless they've already
made an omelet out of him.

239
00:14:14,544 --> 00:14:16,182
Oh, hey!

240
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,732
Well, boys, we did it.

241
00:14:22,307 --> 00:14:24,514
Got the whole set.

242
00:14:25,921 --> 00:14:27,927
Oh, yeah, we did it,
all right,

243
00:14:27,929 --> 00:14:30,337
but while we were
wasting time with this,

244
00:14:30,339 --> 00:14:33,884
we could've stolen stuff
worth 10 times as much.

245
00:14:33,886 --> 00:14:35,156
Aah!

246
00:14:35,158 --> 00:14:36,796
Nothing could be worth
more than these jewels.

247
00:14:36,798 --> 00:14:37,967
You hear me?

248
00:14:37,969 --> 00:14:39,137
Nothing!

249
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,644
This is the first swag

250
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,518
your father and I
ever stole together.

251
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,426
We swore we'd never
fence it.

252
00:14:44,428 --> 00:14:47,403
It's all I have left of him

253
00:14:47,405 --> 00:14:50,147
now that he's... Gone.

254
00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:51,887
But, ma, dad's not dead.

255
00:14:51,889 --> 00:14:53,159
He just ran off with...

256
00:14:53,161 --> 00:14:55,167
ooh!
Hey!

257
00:14:55,169 --> 00:14:57,242
Don't ever talk that way
about your father.

258
00:15:00,122 --> 00:15:01,961
What's that?

259
00:15:07,315 --> 00:15:08,888
It's a baby.

260
00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:10,426
Sort of.

261
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:13,137
I can't make it stop.

262
00:15:13,139 --> 00:15:15,446
Here. Give it to me.
I can figure it out.

263
00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:20,130
I got the signal!

264
00:15:20,132 --> 00:15:21,370
Going to follow it.

265
00:15:21,372 --> 00:15:22,675
Terry, remember,

266
00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:24,648
it's not worth
risking your life

267
00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:26,422
for an egg.

268
00:15:33,384 --> 00:15:36,059
Here. Give it to mama.

269
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:39,206
Kind of reminds me
of when you two were little.

270
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,150
Get rid of it.

271
00:15:47,606 --> 00:15:48,910
You sure?

272
00:15:48,912 --> 00:15:50,750
It's kind of cute.

273
00:15:50,752 --> 00:15:52,222
Toss it!

274
00:15:58,448 --> 00:16:00,153
But, ma, maybe we could
sell it.

275
00:16:00,155 --> 00:16:01,927
Carl,
I'm getting angry.

276
00:16:01,929 --> 00:16:03,066
Ok, ok.

277
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:04,370
Sorry, kid.

278
00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:13,505
Waa!

279
00:16:19,998 --> 00:16:21,403
Company!

280
00:16:22,641 --> 00:16:25,619
I want him out of the
picturem for good.

281
00:16:38,471 --> 00:16:39,674
Ooh!

282
00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:50,283
Never mind.
Let's grab the loot and get out of here.

283
00:17:02,598 --> 00:17:04,806
Daddy's got to go
to work now.

284
00:17:17,255 --> 00:17:18,424
Ma!

285
00:17:18,426 --> 00:17:20,031
I see him.
Hang on.

286
00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:39,875
Aah!

287
00:17:59,018 --> 00:18:00,923
Unhh... unhh... unhh.

288
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:04,605
This is how
I always pictured it,

289
00:18:04,607 --> 00:18:06,881
me and my boys carrying
on the family business.

290
00:18:16,285 --> 00:18:17,890
We're losing power.

291
00:18:17,892 --> 00:18:20,065
I got to put her down.

292
00:18:48,476 --> 00:18:49,814
Aah!

293
00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:02,162
Ooh. Waa!

294
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,193
No!

295
00:19:38,304 --> 00:19:40,379
Mmmm!

296
00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:42,219
Aah! Aah! Aah!

297
00:19:42,221 --> 00:19:43,724
Aah...

298
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,831
According to this data,

299
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:56,474
most of you did borderline
jobs as parents...

300
00:19:56,476 --> 00:19:57,981
namely cs.Z

301
00:19:57,983 --> 00:19:59,486
but, Ms. pinto...

302
00:19:59,488 --> 00:20:01,560
yes, Howard,
you and Dana fed yours

303
00:20:01,562 --> 00:20:03,936
and rocked it and gave it
plenty of nap time,

304
00:20:03,938 --> 00:20:06,111
but a baby needs
more than that.

305
00:20:06,113 --> 00:20:08,587
Its mind needs to be
stimulated, too.

306
00:20:08,589 --> 00:20:10,495
And according
to this printout,

307
00:20:10,497 --> 00:20:12,369
only one baby
was fully stimulated,

308
00:20:12,371 --> 00:20:14,611
the one belonging
to Terry and blade.

309
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,653
Congratulations,
Mr. mcginnis.

310
00:20:16,655 --> 00:20:20,033
Who knew you'd turn out to be
such ideal father material?

311
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,580
Ooh, Terry!