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Man, this is amazing.
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You know, I haven't smoked in four,
maybe five hours.
3
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Mm, you forget how good it is.
4
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But it'll never be as good
as the miracle weed.
5
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Hey, the DEA took it.
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It's gone, let it go.
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You know? Let it live on
as a happy memory,
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like that hot girl
you lucked into in college.
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You can't keep refreshing
her Facebook page
10
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hoping her status changes to divorced.
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Thanks, Travis.
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And I really hope you find love.
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I wasn't talking about myself. Pfft.
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I forgot about Amanda
30 seconds after she dumped me.
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I gotta go check Facebook.
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[exhales deeply]
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God, I miss those plants.
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It's a shame I murdered
each and every one of them in the forest.
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Or did I?
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Oh, no, I did.
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Unless...
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♪ Somewhere not here ♪
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♪ At my old camping site ♪
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♪ My favorite pot plant ♪
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♪ Is missing me tonight ♪
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[Sadie] ♪ Somewhere not here ♪
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♪ In his dispensary ♪
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♪ My daddy's singing ♪
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♪ A strange duet with me ♪
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♪ Though my grow was taken by the DEA ♪
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♪ It helps to think that somewhere
There's a plant that got away ♪
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[Sadie] ♪ Though deep down he knows ♪
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♪ My voice is in his head ♪
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♪ It helps him to imagine ♪
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♪ I'm a little girl instead ♪
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Oh.
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♪ Somewhere not here ♪
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[Sadie] ♪ Somewhere not here ♪
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♪ About an hour drive ♪
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[Sadie] ♪ About an hour drive ♪
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-♪ My wonderful Sadie ♪
-[Sadie] ♪ My wonderful Daddy ♪
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-♪ Is somewhere not here ♪
-[Sadie] ♪ Is somewhere not here ♪
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♪ And somehow ♪
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♪ She's alive ♪
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[man] Dougie!
46
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I have to go back to the woods.
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♪ Somewhere not here ♪
48
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[Trixie Smith's
"Jack, I'm Mellow" playing]
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♪ I'm so high... ♪
50
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♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪
51
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Whoa.
52
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-Who's this?
-Oh, this?
53
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This is Jasmine, my therapy parrot.
54
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Wow.
55
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When you said you're going to a therapist,
I had a different picture in my head.
56
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I know it seems crazy,
57
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-but it's helping me through issues.
-Mm.
58
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Is one issue that you don't
look enough like a pirate?
59
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You don't think I took a selfie
wearing an eye patch? Girl, stop.
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[laughs]
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She helps me get stuff off my chest
I'm uncomfortable saying to other people.
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Oh, my God, she's here.
63
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Hi, Jasmine, I'm Jenny.
I've heard so much about you,
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and I brought you a cracker.
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Mm-mm. Babe, she gluten-free.
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Oh, sorry.
67
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Olivia wants a cracker.
68
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Travis, I'm headed out.
I'm speaking at a march today.
69
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Wow. Back on the rally circuit.
Good for you.
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Good for the world.
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Check out this lineup.
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There's a senator,
and a lesbian folk singer, Bill Nye.
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I believe he's some kind of a science guy.
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And then,
"With Ruth Whitefeather Feldman."
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[chuckles]
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We all see this eagle, right?
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'Cause I been smoking
a lot of weed today.
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Ruth, this is Jasmine, my therapy parrot.
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Therapy parrot. I'd watch that show.
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All right.
I'm off to save the environment.
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This says "end voting rights abuses."
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Oh, even better,
there'll be black guys there.
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Wish me luck.
84
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[thud, then Ruth yells]
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[Ruth yells]
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-Mom, are you okay?
-No, and I'm gonna sue.
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Sue? It's our store.
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Right. Drag me over to Tae Kwon Doug's.
89
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Oh, what's up, YouTube? [chuckles]
90
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You notice anything different about us?
91
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Oh! [chuckles]
92
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Yeah, that's right. The feds gave us
these matching ankle bracelets
93
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because we're serving
30 days of house arrest.
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They look like Fitbits,
but if we get off the couch, they explode.
95
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[Dabby chuckles]
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Yeah, and so, since we can't go outside
and do all the normal stuff we like to do,
97
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we got ourselves an intern.
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-Zach!
-Zach!
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It's his first day.
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I got your Funyuns, Dabby.
101
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What? What is this bowl shit?
102
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Dabby likes her Funyuns in a bag, asshole.
What do they teach you at that college?
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Media Arts and Interdisciplinary Studies.
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-Should I put the Funyuns back in the bag?
-[mumbling] No.
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No, you don't put them in the bag.
We'll keep them in the bowl now.
106
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[both speaking indistinctly]
107
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Now I'm confused.
108
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Put them in the goddamn bag!
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-Yes, ma'am.
-Get out of here.
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-Ah. Love him.
-Great kid, bright future.
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[chuckles]
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-He goes to Emerson.
-You're an Emerson.
113
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-What does that mean?
-Emer-some big titties.
114
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Oh. Oh, my God. You guys are so lucky.
115
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You just all are witness to his greatness.
116
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Hey, Zach, this is why you're unpaid.
Your compensation is his genius.
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And you should be dankful.
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Oh, my--
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-You did it again, goddamn it.
-[chuckling]
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Hey, Zach!
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Fetch the lotion.
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Hey, great Tae Kwon Do-cersize class,
ladies.
123
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You really left it all on the mat.
Especially you, Dina.
124
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You sweat a lot for a thin woman.
That's a compliment.
125
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Well...
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[speaking in Korean]
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[Tae Kwon Doug chuckles]
128
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Whoa, what do we have here? Hey, buddy.
You moving out? You need a place to crash?
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I got a spare futon.
Next to my regular futon.
130
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Living the dream, right? [chuckles]
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Thanks, but I'm not moving out, Douglas.
132
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I'm going to the woods.
There's something I need to find.
133
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Oh, boy, I hear that.
134
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Nothing like being out in the woods alone,
finding yourself.
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Just you and the solitude of nature.
136
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You mind if I tag along?
137
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Oh, uh,
I guess I wouldn't mind some company.
138
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Oh, no, I'm not just company.
I'm a skilled outdoorsman.
139
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I can survive out in the woods
two weeks, easy.
140
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The key is preparation. For instance,
I like to pack two weeks' worth of food.
141
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Well, I think I've got enough food, so...
142
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You packing your gorp?
You know, good old raisins and peanuts.
143
00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:04,752
I like to mix my own blend.
I add extra pepitas.
144
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,296
Those are little pumpkin seeds.
145
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:11,384
You know what? I got my camping go-bag.
Fire it up, you blast the air.
146
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I got a mix tape that's gonna
Yacht Rock your world. [chuckles]
147
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-Wanna know where we're going or how long?
-Nope! No spoilers!
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[Ruth exhaling]
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How's the ankle?
150
00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,108
It's good.
151
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,444
The CBD oil is treating it topically.
152
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And this TrainWreck
is treating my lungs...
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inside, being lungsily.
154
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Mom, that's a strong strain.
155
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[in baby voice] "Oh, Mommy, be careful,
that weed is really, really strong."
156
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Obviously, it's making you
more of an asshole.
157
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But it's not gonna cure a broken bone.
You need to go to a doctor.
158
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Travis, will you never learn?
159
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Western health care is a racket.
160
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,645
You get sick, you go to the doctor,
161
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they tell you what's wrong,
they give you medicine,
162
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,901
you're all healed and ready
for the next illness.
163
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When will the madness end?
164
00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:16,157
Now?
165
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,496
I don't know.
Should we let him in, Jasmine?
166
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,582
Hm? You sure?
167
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,669
I don't know.
You look kind of shady to me.
168
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,131
But Jasmine says you're cool.
169
00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,929
Nice work. Eskimo kisses.
170
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Mm.
171
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-[Carter chuckling]
-Wow.
172
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,436
Cute couple alert.
173
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:49,940
Adorable. It's nice to see him connecting.
174
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,318
[laughing] Your claws tickle. [laughs]
175
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-Aw, they're so affectionate.
-Yeah.
176
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:05,623
He gets weird about holding my hand
at IKEA, but sure, mouth-feed a bird.
177
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,670
-You're not jealous of a parrot, are you?
-No.
178
00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:14,006
Jasmine is kind of a slut name.
179
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,300
You are jealous.
180
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,552
[snorts] That's hilarious.
181
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,565
Boo! Gotcha.
182
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:35,027
Yeah, I'm hard to spot in my camo gi.
183
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:40,658
-You were gone a long time.
-Oh, yeah, I lost one of my camping Crocs,
184
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:43,577
and it took a while to get it back
from the beaver.
185
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,038
-No problem, Douglas.
-Get ready.
186
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:49,375
I'll teach you how to build a fire
using two sticks,
187
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-a match and some lighter fluid.
-Yeah?
188
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,421
Sounds good.
189
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,594
Wow.
190
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,471
Did you find that?
191
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,349
-No, I made it.
-Wow.
192
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,351
Be careful of the trip wire.
193
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,145
-What is that for?
-Security.
194
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,274
A trick from the compound
to keep the outsiders away.
195
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:14,650
Here, let me show you.
196
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,825
So, you've been camping before.
197
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,455
We're close to where I was
the last time I was here.
198
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,958
As soon as we're set up,
I wanna find what I'm looking for.
199
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,668
I'm right there with you.
200
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,675
[upbeat music playing]
201
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,805
Douglas, fire ants
are crawling over your Crocs.
202
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,434
Nice try. I'm a little too experienced
to fall for that one.
203
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,477
[snorts]
204
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,478
Ow, though.
205
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,232
-Ow! Yeah. Ow!
-Yeah. Yeah, wait there.
206
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,280
[chuckling]
207
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,866
Well observed.
208
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,038
Oh, hi. I didn't see you there.
209
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:56,710
I'm Travis Feldman, the maverick co-owner
of Ruth's Alternative Caring.
210
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,420
I'm a man of many passions.
211
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Art. Literature.
212
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,883
Pornography that tells a story.
213
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,845
But my greatest passion is fine cannabis,
214
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:11,141
which is why I'm pleased to introduce
Travissimo Private Reserve.
215
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,811
[both] Travissimo.
216
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,776
Travissimo PR is a personally curated mix
of my favorite indicas,
217
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,320
sativas and hybrids.
218
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,156
[both] Travissimo.
219
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,577
Each custom-packed canister
has been hand-numbered
220
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,246
to ensure maximum sequentiality.
221
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,330
Don't believe me?
222
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,165
Eight.
223
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,586
[both] Eight.
224
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,087
But how does it smoke?
225
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,008
Come on.
226
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:50,347
Ah...
227
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,851
As smooth as the man I named it after.
228
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,854
Travissimo Private Reserve.
229
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,065
It's like having a little bit of me
inside you.
230
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[both] Ew.
231
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:04,904
Guys?
232
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,617
-[both] Travissimo.
-Mm. Yes.
233
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,336
You are a really good listener, Jasmine.
234
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,718
I've never actually told anybody this...
235
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,014
but ever since I was a teenager, I've...
236
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,099
I've always loved...
237
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,937
-I've always wanted to try to--
-[Jenny] Hey.
238
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,313
Hey. Hey.
239
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,693
Am I interrupting?
240
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:49,198
Interrupting? No. [scoffs]
I was talking to Jasmine,
241
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,449
then I stopped because you came in.
242
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,826
That interrupting?
Not where I come from. [scoffs]
243
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:54,995
Okay.
244
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,915
Well, I should probably head back.
245
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,459
Should I head back,
or should I stay, or--?
246
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,586
No, no. No, yeah, yeah.
247
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,338
You-- Yeah. You should stay.
248
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,298
If you want to.
249
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,178
-Okay, cool. I'll stay.
-All right.
250
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,726
-I'll go. Yeah.
-Okay. All right.
251
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You did the right thing
getting the hell out of medical school,
252
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or as I call it, Quack U.
253
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,918
[laughing]
254
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,005
Ruth, I didn't go to med school.
That was Jenny.
255
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,507
Agree to disagree.
256
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:54,096
See, I treated my ankle with CBD oil
and a shit-ton of weed,
257
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,764
and I'm walking just fine.
258
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,434
-[Ruth laughs]
-You're not walking at all.
259
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,687
That's 'cause walking
is for suckers, Jenny.
260
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:03,731
[Ruth laughs]
261
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,358
Oh. Oh, wait. That's Jenny.
262
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,694
Who the fuck are you?
263
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:15,534
Oh, you're the Shitball lady.
264
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,288
I love your Shitballs.
265
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,206
Can I have your autograph?
266
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,292
[laughing]
267
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:32,259
I caught Carter telling Jasmine
something he didn't want me to hear.
268
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:36,430
Isn't that the point? He tells her stuff
he's not comfortable saying?
269
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,515
Did the bird get to you, too?
270
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:54,698
Okay. [laughing]
Here's what you gotta do about the bird.
271
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,242
What's her name again?
272
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,370
-Jasmine.
-Ja--? That's a slut name.
273
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:08,128
Okay. I think what Ruth would say
if she were here right now...
274
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,172
[laughing]
275
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,633
is if it's bothering you, talk to Carter.
276
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:13,634
Fuck that!
277
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,429
Fuck that shit right in the ear!
278
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,517
You gotta-- You gotta talk to the bird.
279
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,270
[laughs] You say...
280
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,775
[laughing]
281
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,197
You say, "Bird, listen up."
282
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,373
"Cheep!" [laughing]
283
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,003
"Cheep, cheep, chee--"
284
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:58,262
[laughing]
285
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,728
You don't have the balls to be this high.
286
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,606
[laughing]
287
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,241
[rooster crowing]
288
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,287
Breakfast.
289
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,417
I'm hungry.
290
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,844
Take it from Krinkles, that's me,
291
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:43,265
the best breakfast under the big top
is Sugar Pot Krinkles.
292
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,852
So krinkly, so delicious, so different.
293
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:52,816
Each nug of pot in Sugar Pot Krinkles
is krinkled with honey and sugar.
294
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:57,613
It's so good,
I krinkle every time I eat it.
295
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:05,454
Yep, no matter what other pot cereal
you've ever tried,
296
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,999
you'll love Sugar Pot Krinkles
best of all.
297
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,711
Honey and sugar makes it different
and wonderful.
298
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,504
A circus of fun to eat.
299
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:18,800
So, you krinkle on down to the store
for Sugar Pot Krinkles.
300
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,720
The greatest cannabis treat on Earth.
301
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,144
[Tae Kwon Doug] And the next morning,
when he woke up...
302
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,481
there was a handprint outside of his tent,
303
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:36,735
which only had three fingers.
304
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:37,778
[gasps]
305
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:38,737
No. [laughs]
306
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,698
Scared, right? [laughs]
You look so scared.
307
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,704
Thank you for the great story, Douglas.
The ending was a surprise.
308
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:51,083
Now that camp's set up,
I need to search the woods.
309
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,584
Right. Yeah, of course.
310
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,420
Hey. While we walk,
I'll tell you another story.
311
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,757
So, it was a bright and sunny day,
just like today...
312
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,223
[Cheryl] Hey. Ruth.
313
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,100
[yells]
314
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,853
Oh, thank God it's you.
315
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,273
Who are you?
316
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,776
I'm Cheryl. I came
to your women's seminar.
317
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,862
I invented my own pot-based currency,
Pot Coin.
318
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:26,284
Oh. Oh, right. You're the one who thinks
the banks are plotting to kill us.
319
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,621
No, I'm the one who knows
the banks are plotting to kill us.
320
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:34,251
I went to that rally to see you.
And you never showed up.
321
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:35,502
Sorry.
322
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,672
I left halfway through
some bullshit science guy...
323
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,883
'cause they were charging
5 bucks for water.
324
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,344
Like I'm gonna touch a 5-dollar bill.
325
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:48,849
Everyone knows that that's how the
Federal Reserve spreads Mad Cow disease.
326
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,102
I guess it's best to use a credit card.
327
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:56,982
Right, so that the bank can send my data
to the Bulgarian sex traffickers.
328
00:21:58,692 --> 00:21:59,818
But you get miles.
329
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:06,366
Uh, Cheryl, I appreciate your injecting
a little whimsy into my day,
330
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,285
but I'm actually kind of hurt.
331
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,912
-What happened?
-I twisted my ankle.
332
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,666
-What did the doctor say?
-I don't go to the doctor.
333
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,628
Western medicine is a scam
and a conspiracy, you know that.
334
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,882
What the fuck are you talking about, Ruth?
335
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,258
What?
336
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:28,180
You are insane. America has
the greatest doctors in the world.
337
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:30,640
While alternative medicine
has its place,
338
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:34,561
it needs to be integrated
into a responsible scientific approach
339
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:38,273
incorporating both Eastern
and Western treatments.
340
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:39,900
Am I right?
341
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,029
You are.
342
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,365
How did that happen?
343
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:54,164
-I guess I'll go to the doctor.
-That's the reasonable thing to do.
344
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:55,832
Don't give them
your social security number,
345
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:59,503
because they will harvest your organs
and sell them in Thailand.
346
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:05,300
Thailand.
347
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:11,640
-Jenny, could you get me some Thai food?
-I am not fucking Jenny!
348
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:19,147
[Tae Kwon Doug] And when I'd go hiking
with my dad, he'd say stuff like:
349
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,857
"Try to keep up, Crisco."
350
00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:24,444
-Crisco?
-Yeah, 'cause I was fat in the can.
351
00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:27,989
This is it.
352
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:29,866
This is the place.
353
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,786
Oh, no, no, no. Sadie.
354
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,497
I'm too late. She's dead.
355
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:38,583
Ooh, you find a dead body?
We're gonna be on the news. [chuckles]
356
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:40,627
Oh, my God.
357
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:43,130
These are her seedlings.
358
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,215
Sadie had children.
359
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,801
-There's nothing out here but weeds.
-No--
360
00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:50,428
Sadie, my marijuana plant, had babies.
361
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,307
-Gotta get these to the dispensary.
-Whoa, wait a minute.
362
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,643
These weeds are "weed" weeds?
363
00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:00,647
You dragged me out here
to find baby drugs?
364
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,025
-Die, babies.
-Oh, no, no!
365
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,569
No, Douglas, stop!
366
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:08,113
Stop! I can't let you do that.
367
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,781
I can't let you not let me.
368
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,283
-Die, babies.
-No, no.
369
00:24:16,454 --> 00:24:19,624
I thought this trip was about finding
your sense of purpose.
370
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:20,917
This is my purpose.
371
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:25,213
You would choose pot over me?
372
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:30,260
I'm sorry, Douglas,
but if you're making me choose...
373
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:31,887
then yes.
374
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,279
[speaking in Korean]
375
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:57,078
Hey, Carter, I need to talk to--
376
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,709
Oh, it's you.
377
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,924
Did he say when he was coming back?
378
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:11,176
Why am I talking to a bird?
379
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:14,596
[Jasmine] 'Cause you know
your man likes me better.
380
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,433
What?
381
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:19,893
[Jasmine] You heard me.
382
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:23,271
He trusts me with all his secrets.
383
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,565
Like what?
384
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:28,652
[Jasmine] Well, if I told you,
it wouldn't be secret, dum-dum.
385
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,489
I know what you're up to,
and it's not gonna work.
386
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:33,782
[Jasmine] What are you saying?
387
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:37,285
I'm saying back the fuck up, bitch.
I'm serious. I will cut you.
388
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,287
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
389
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:43,458
Whoa. Are you gonna fight Jazzy?
390
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,127
Jazzy? Why does she have a pet name?
391
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:50,298
Because she's a pet.
392
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:53,969
Babe, why--?
393
00:25:54,552 --> 00:25:59,015
Why are you acting all crazy? Is this
'cause I wouldn't hold your hand at IKEA?
394
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,934
No, it's 'cause, I...
395
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,313
I'm your girlfriend.
396
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:09,734
It's tough for me to see you
opening up to someone else and not me.
397
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,905
-I don't know, this is weird.
-Yes, yes. It-- It--
398
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:16,700
I know it's weird.
399
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:21,955
One of the reasons why Dr. Silverman
thought Jasmine...
400
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:26,584
would be good for me is so I could learn
to open up to you more.
401
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,211
Oh, well...
402
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,256
I would like that.
403
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:37,721
And earlier, when you walked in...
I was telling Jasmine that...
404
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,974
Look, I know this sounds dumb.
405
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:46,730
But I've always wanted
to... try stand-up comedy.
406
00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:48,732
Maybe.
407
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,028
I don't think that sounds dumb at all.
408
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:57,615
But don't you have to be funny for that?
409
00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:03,705
Are you heckling me?
410
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,958
I wanted the first one to come from me.
411
00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:15,592
[Jasmine] Does he let you shit on him?
412
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,389
[Jasmine] I didn't think so.
413
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,518
[bell ringing]
414
00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:30,648
[mimics tire squealing]
415
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:37,155
It's really hard to look cool on this,
which makes my achievement remarkable.
416
00:27:37,238 --> 00:27:38,698
[horn honking]
417
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:42,035
So, you finally went to the doctor.
418
00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:44,371
Yeah, Cheryl talked me into it.
419
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:48,375
Cheryl? You listened to Cheryl?
The woman who thinks
420
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:51,961
if you fold a dollar bill right,
you will see Washington's dick?
421
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:55,965
It's funny.
422
00:27:56,508 --> 00:28:00,845
When someone crazy tells you you're crazy,
you know you're crazy.
423
00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:04,641
But when someone sane tells you,
it's just annoying.
424
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,143
I love you, too, Mom.
425
00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:09,270
Oh, speaking of love.
426
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,898
Guess who I ran into
at the doctor's office.
427
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:15,485
Amanda, that pretty girl
you dated in college.
428
00:28:15,568 --> 00:28:19,656
-Really? How is she? She's--
-Oh, so good. Super-pregnant.
429
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:25,453
-Like getting-divorced pregnant?
-Oh, I doubt it.
430
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,831
[chuckles] You should see her husband.
431
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:31,084
Yeah. One look at him
practically made me pregnant.
432
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:33,002
[laughs, then bangs on table]
433
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:39,384
"Oh, hey, I'm Pothead Pete.
434
00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:42,554
All I care about is burfing snabs.
435
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:46,641
I don't care about my best friend
and combat-sports instructor.
436
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,935
I make stupid stuff in the woods,
437
00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:51,646
and I don't understand
simple ghost stories."
438
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,109
You know what? I'm out of here.
439
00:28:58,236 --> 00:28:59,654
What the--? [screams]
440
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:03,992
F. Murray Abraham!
441
00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:07,954
♪ I'm so high and so dry ♪
442
00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:10,457
♪ I'm way up in the sky ♪
443
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:13,126
♪ The world seems light
And I'm so right ♪
444
00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:15,336
♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪
445
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,672
♪ I'm gonna put my nickel
In a slot machine ♪
446
00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:20,175
♪ And play my solid sender ♪
447
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:23,386
♪ I'm gonna strut, peck and Suzie-Q ♪
448
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,679
♪ 'Cause I'm on bender ♪
449
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,474
♪ I'm so high and so dry ♪
450
00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:29,976
♪ I'm sailin' in the sky ♪
451
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:33,062
♪ I got my roach around
I can't come down ♪
452
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:34,647
♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪