1 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:41,460 Who could be behind a monstrosity like that? 2 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:10,490 You're only getting one shot, Batman. Now! 3 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,470 Good Lord! 4 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:08,480 - Did we win? - I'm not sure. 5 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:14,360 Superman? 6 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:16,200 Batman! 7 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:18,200 Where'd they go? 8 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:20,830 Perhaps I can contact them with... 9 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:28,960 Easy, big guy. 10 00:03:29,130 --> 00:03:32,880 - You all right? - Forgive me. I'm fine. 11 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:36,930 The others can't have gone far. Let's fan out and find them. 12 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,410 Something's not right here. 13 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:53,740 Looking swell, sweetheart. 14 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,290 Definitely not right. 15 00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:13,430 I haven't seen a truck like that since I was a kid. 16 00:04:13,590 --> 00:04:17,260 Weird. Do you suppose we got blasted into the past? 17 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:20,180 Nope. The date's right. But look. 18 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:23,640 "Seaboard City"? Where the heck is that? 19 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:33,490 Priceless. 20 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:40,200 Music Master, put up your hands and drop the Stradivarius. 21 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:42,870 Sorry, sergeant. I don't take requests. 22 00:04:56,090 --> 00:04:58,130 Not so fast. 23 00:04:59,810 --> 00:05:02,190 Your disguise can't fool me, Green Guardsman. 24 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:06,770 - Green Guardsman? - It's still the same old song. 25 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,960 Curses! 26 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,890 - Who was that guy? - Didn't recognize him. 27 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:39,590 - But did you hear what he called me? - Green Guardsman. What's up with that? 28 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:44,140 Perhaps you haven't heard, but in Seaboard City, crime doesn't pay. 29 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,870 Hey, you've got the wrong— 30 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:05,000 You've just made a big mistake. 31 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,290 - No, you did... 32 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:13,080 when you chose to break the law. 33 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:27,350 It seems we are not in Metropolis anymore. 34 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,810 Yeah, I got that. 35 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:39,990 - It can't be. - Surrender, villains. 36 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:46,030 Whoever you are, you're no Green Lantern. 37 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:57,050 Hang on, Hawkgirl! 38 00:06:57,210 --> 00:07:00,630 You're quick, son. But villainy can never outrun justice. 39 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:04,010 - Woo-hoo! 40 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:05,390 Go, Streak, go! 41 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,780 Wam! Pow! 42 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:22,410 Give it to him, Green Guardsman. 43 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,250 Whoa! 44 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:59,150 Stand down. All of you, stand down. 45 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:03,280 No one who would risk his own life to save another could be evil. 46 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,410 I think perhaps our two teams should talk. 47 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:14,960 Please, make yourselves at home. 48 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,250 Classy. 49 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:23,090 Allow us to introduce ourselves. Justice Guild, roll call! 50 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:25,090 - Cat Man. - Black Siren. 51 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:27,590 - Green Guardsman. - Tom Turbine. 52 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,510 The Streak. 53 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:35,350 Uh, yeah. I'm Green Lantern. That's Flash, Hawkgirl and J'onn J'onzz. 54 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,230 And this is our official Justice Guild junior justice guildsman, Ray Thompson. 55 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,780 When I grow up, I'm gonna be a crime fighter. 56 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:45,030 So long as you remember to eat right and stay in school. 57 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,780 Right. 58 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,460 J'onn, what's wrong? 59 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:55,700 A sudden dizziness. So strange. 60 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:57,950 Nothing a tall, cold glass of milk won't cure. 61 00:08:58,130 --> 00:09:00,470 I think I have some freshly baked cookies too. 62 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,630 Let's let the men talk. 63 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:06,930 - They can talk all they like. - Could you excuse us for a sec? 64 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:11,310 - I will not be patronized. - We need answers here. 65 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:15,510 So maybe just this once, we can all play along. 66 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:22,490 So you fight crime and bake cookies. How do you do it? 67 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:25,650 - While we're waiting... - This can't be real. 68 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:29,330 Tell me about it. I almost busted a gut during that roll-call routine. 69 00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:33,490 It's not that. It's the Justice Guild. They're comic-book characters. 70 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,910 - What? - When I was a kid... 71 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,000 my uncle had the biggest comic-book collection I'd ever seen. 72 00:09:38,170 --> 00:09:42,010 I'd go to his house every day after school, and we'd read old comics. 73 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:43,590 - So? - So... 74 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,220 the Streak, Tom Turbine, Green Guardsman... 75 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:50,970 they were the stars of my favorite comic book, The Justice Guild of America. 76 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:54,020 - This is too weird. - I know it sounds corny... 77 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:58,520 but those comics taught me what it meant to be a hero. Without them... 78 00:09:58,690 --> 00:10:00,980 Well, maybe I wouldn't have this ring today. 79 00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:02,440 Okay. 80 00:10:06,070 --> 00:10:07,950 - Hey, cookie. - One word... 81 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:11,610 and you'll be the fastest man alive with a limp. 82 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,740 We face a new threat. They wore different costumes... 83 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:23,050 but they had the same amazing powers as our sworn enemies... 84 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:26,170 - ... the Streak and Green Guardsman. - Fiddlesticks. 85 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,050 The Justice Guild foiled your crime. 86 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:30,600 And rather than admit you dropped the ball... 87 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,510 you blame these phantom heroes. 88 00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:37,560 - Cool it, Sportsman. - You want a piece of me, Dr. Blizzard? 89 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:40,360 Huh? 90 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:45,900 Enough squabbling. I propose a contest. No, a wager. 91 00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,820 A bet? I'm game. 92 00:10:47,990 --> 00:10:51,240 Each of us will see who can pull off the most spectacular crime. 93 00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:56,330 The winner will earn the honor of devising a plan to destroy the Justice Guild. 94 00:10:56,490 --> 00:11:01,410 In addition to making these new heroes disappear... 95 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:04,080 forever. 96 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,960 I have a theory on how you came to be here. 97 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:13,260 As an expert in nuclear physics... 98 00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:17,430 I've long hypothesized that there are an infinite number of parallel dimensions... 99 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,850 each containing its own planet Earth. 100 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:24,730 Each Earth occupies the same location in space but vibrates at a different speed. 101 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,110 Flash, the energy blast you absorbed... 102 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,120 caused you to match the vibration rate of our Earth. 103 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:34,780 So he created a tear in the dimensional barriers which brought us here. 104 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,320 Hey, it was an accident, okay? 105 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:41,120 This still doesn't explain the Justice Guild comics I read when I was a kid. 106 00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:45,340 Perhaps the creators of those comics had a subconscious link to this Earth. 107 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,420 What they thought was imagination... 108 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:50,470 was a psychic memory of the Justice Guild's real exploits. 109 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:52,920 I couldn't have put it better myself. 110 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:57,010 Fascinating. But how do we get back to our world? 111 00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:05,520 I've been tinkering with a prototype transdimensional gateway. 112 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:08,110 Cool. How does it work? 113 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,660 Unfortunately, I haven't been able to harness... 114 00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:12,780 a suitable energy source to power it. 115 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,990 I guess you're going to be stuck with us for a while. 116 00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:19,990 Don't worry, friends. 117 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,660 I will toil night and day until I discover a way to get you home. 118 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:27,170 In the meantime, how about coffee and dessert? Black Siren? 119 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:29,170 Right, chief. 120 00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:33,720 - Hawkgirl? - I am not getting dessert. 121 00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:37,140 Saved by the bell. 122 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:40,680 Sergeant O'Shaughnessy, to what do we owe this honor? 123 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:44,350 Sorry to drop by unannounced, but we received this letter at the precinct. 124 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:48,820 I rushed it over here as fast as I could. Not as fast as yourself, of course. 125 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:53,730 For someone without superhuman speed, you did just fine, sergeant. Thanks. 126 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,660 Jeepers, what does it say? 127 00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:04,080 "To The Justice Guild: Prepare for our most fiendish plot of all. 128 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:07,750 A crime spree based on the four elements of the ancient world: 129 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,000 Fire, air, water and earth. 130 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:14,500 Catch us if you can. Dastardly yours, The lnjustice Guild." 131 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,050 What kind of criminals tip off the authorities? 132 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,430 The worst kind. I doubt there's enough good between the four of them... 133 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,690 - ... to care for a wounded puppy. - Justice League, we need your help. 134 00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:27,850 - You can count on us. - Ray, the decoder rings. 135 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,860 We don't have time to induct you with a ceremony... 136 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:40,620 but consider yourselves honorary members of the Justice Guild. 137 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,740 I don't believe it. 138 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:46,580 You could order rings just like these off the back of the old comic books. 139 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,080 Nice plastic. 140 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,880 - We should split into teams... 141 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,880 if we're to have any hope of defeating the lnjustice Guild. 142 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:57,430 Let's just go with the person on our left. So I guess it's you and me, huh? 143 00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,590 Can I come? Can I? Can I? 144 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,140 I would hesitate to put the boy in harm's way. 145 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:05,600 - Sure thing, little buddy. - Oh, boy! 146 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,480 I'll remain here and work on the transdimensional gateway. 147 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,940 - Getting you home is of equal importance. - Thanks. 148 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,740 Ladies first. 149 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,280 Right. 150 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:28,580 Obviously, the clue "fire" can only mean one thing. 151 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:31,170 They plan to steal the fabled Flame of Rasputin... 152 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,960 a ruby necklace on loan to the Seaboard City Museum. 153 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:37,260 You know your stuff. It's an honor to fight beside you. 154 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:41,470 The feeling's mutual. You're a credit to your people, son. 155 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,970 Uh, thanks. 156 00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:49,850 Abracadabra. 157 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,610 Stop! 158 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:03,200 - This time we've caught you red-handed. - lndeed. 159 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,290 But I've got one more trick up my sleeve. 160 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,130 This calls for a little traveling music. 161 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:21,340 Yes! My hunch about the "air" crime was dead on. 162 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:24,220 Music Master was after that priceless antique flyer. 163 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,680 I'll stop him. 164 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,890 Stop! 165 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,070 - What are you doing? - We can't destroy that plane. 166 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:41,190 It's an irreplaceable piece of our nation's aviation heritage. 167 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:46,830 - Then how do you suggest we stop him? - By using our wits. 168 00:15:47,870 --> 00:15:53,000 Citizens of Seaboard City, I am proud to unveil this new fountain... 169 00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:58,630 as a symbol of my commitment to our fair city's future. 170 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,130 Freeze! 171 00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:14,770 If you'll excuse me, Mr. Mayor. 172 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:19,070 I'll be leaving with my chill-gotten gains. 173 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,780 Chill out, Blizzard. 174 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:29,120 - We're putting you on ice. - Forgive me, I give you the cold shoulder. 175 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,750 Look out! 176 00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:37,670 Hold still, blast you! 177 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,420 Exit stage left. 178 00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:52,060 What the—? 179 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:58,900 A pity he uses his talents for evil rather than entertain children at parties. 180 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:08,160 The trophy for the Seaboard City Clay Court Tennis Championship. 181 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:11,320 The perfect "earth" crime to make me filthy rich. 182 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,290 Uh-oh. 183 00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:18,210 - Holy hijacking, Cat Man. - Hang on, Ray. 184 00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:27,800 Take the controls. 185 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:40,150 What's this? New player? No matter. Watch the birdie. 186 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,660 Game, set and match. 187 00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:54,960 Go left. I'll cut him off. 188 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,450 - Remember about the plane. - I'll be gentle. 189 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:04,680 Ha! Brava to the fat lady. May she keep on singing. 190 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,470 Halt, in the name ofjustice. 191 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,520 What? 192 00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:20,520 Hey! 193 00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:23,030 Whoa! 194 00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:31,240 Steady the scaffold. I'll go after the plane. 195 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:35,250 I can't. My ring has no power over aluminum. 196 00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:36,790 - Terrific. 197 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,550 Stay here. 198 00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,440 Time to face the music. 199 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:15,240 You can't escape my killing chill. 200 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,240 I'm just getting warmed up. 201 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,090 Like I said, you never had a snowball's chance in— 202 00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:31,140 Flash, look! 203 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,390 You've gotta be kidding. 204 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,270 Whoa, mama! 205 00:19:57,870 --> 00:20:00,620 - Flash! - Out cold, eh? 206 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:11,300 It seems I've captured the greatest prize of all. 207 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,680 - Thanks. - Think nothing of it. 208 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,790 J'onn! 209 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,480 Lost him. 210 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:15,690 "Here lies Scott Mason, The Green Guardsman"? 211 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:57,680 No!