1 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:16,940 I'm receiving your directions... 2 00:00:17,110 --> 00:00:18,610 and relaying them to my teammates. 3 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:21,240 Please be assured that we are doing everything... 4 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,610 within our power to save your world. 5 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,960 You gave us the knowledge to construct the gravitation device... 6 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,910 and trusted the League to be your hands. 7 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:41,340 We will not fail you. 8 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:15,750 Status report, Flash. 9 00:01:16,370 --> 00:01:19,000 Just keep beaming those instructions into my head, J'onn. 10 00:01:19,170 --> 00:01:21,630 I should have this baby up and running right about... 11 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:23,630 now. 12 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:06,300 The ice planet's orbit is stabilizing. 13 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:08,890 These two worlds will never collide now. 14 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:12,720 The Nomitians are sending us their expressions of relief and gratitude. 15 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,400 Nice way to kick off a Christmas break. 16 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,890 I second that. 17 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:23,440 GL? 18 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,240 You guys go ahead. I'll catch up with you later. 19 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:34,200 I'll hitch a ride back with GL. 20 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,740 How about you, big guy? Any holiday plans? 21 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,460 I'm afraid this season has no meaning for me. 22 00:02:47,010 --> 00:02:51,760 - Whoa. Frosty. - We'll have to do something about that. 23 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,050 - Yahoo! 24 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,430 You fly through space all the time... 25 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,520 but sliding down a snowy hill makes you shriek like a child? 26 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,680 Each winter my grandmother would take me sledding in the park. 27 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:24,850 It was the best part of Christmas. 28 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:26,810 With all respect to your grandmother... 29 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:29,570 I don't see what's so special about the snow. 30 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:45,210 That's clever. 31 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:47,290 How about this? 32 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:52,970 It's a snow angel. See my wings? 33 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,300 Right. 34 00:04:56,970 --> 00:04:59,060 Hey. What was that for? 35 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,890 It's supposed to be fun. 36 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:03,600 Okay. Let's have fun. 37 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:06,640 Whoa! 38 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,400 Lady, you are asking for it. 39 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:18,530 Bring it on, snowman. 40 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:21,870 - He'll be here any minute, kids. 41 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:25,420 That jolly man in the red suit is coming to pay his Christmas visit. 42 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:27,210 Ho, ho, ho. 43 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,210 - Yeah. - You're the coolest. 44 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:33,470 Merry Christmas, guys. Have you been good this year? 45 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:35,420 - Yes. 46 00:05:35,590 --> 00:05:38,800 You can bet they've been good when it means seeing their favorite hero. 47 00:05:38,970 --> 00:05:41,140 Don't forget the present he brings. 48 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,880 - Yeah. 49 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:46,270 - You really don't have to do that. - Come on, it's tradition. 50 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:47,970 What's it gonna be this year, guys? 51 00:05:48,190 --> 00:05:50,110 A video game? Sports equipment? 52 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:52,730 Well, there is something. 53 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,780 - Name it. - It's on. It's on. 54 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:57,480 - It's on. It's on. - All right. Come on, let's go see it. 55 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,450 - It's DJ Rubba Duckee. 56 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,950 - I'm the Rubba Duckee With all the fly moves 57 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,790 Rocking the hizz-ouse With my tight grooves 58 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:05,950 Go Rubba! Go Rubba! 59 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,290 Go Rubba Duckee! 60 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:20,960 That actually is pretty cool. 61 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:23,520 Okay, DJ Rubba Duckee it is. 62 00:06:24,430 --> 00:06:26,680 You may not wanna get their hopes up too high. 63 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:29,140 Every store's been sold out for weeks. 64 00:06:29,310 --> 00:06:32,150 Please. I made Gorilla Grodd cry uncle. 65 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:34,850 I'm sure Rubba Duckee will be no problem. 66 00:06:35,030 --> 00:06:38,160 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. All right. 67 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,650 - This is a bad idea. 68 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:41,490 - No way was I gonna leave you alone... 69 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:43,040 in the Watchtower on Christmas Eve. 70 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,830 Besides, Batman practically begged for monitor duty. 71 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:48,160 You'll love it. Trust me. 72 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,330 Clark. 73 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:55,000 Hi, Ma, Pa. Merry Christmas. 74 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:59,010 Have you been eating, dear? You look thin. 75 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:00,500 Oh, Ma. 76 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,260 Good to have you home again, son. 77 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:05,770 It's good to be back. And I brought a friend. 78 00:07:06,770 --> 00:07:10,060 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Kent. I hope I'm not intruding. 79 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:15,360 Super— Clark was most insistent I join you for the holiday. 80 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:18,190 My name is J'onn. 81 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,900 I'm a Martian. 82 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:22,740 Oh, we're no strangers to aliens in this house. 83 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,910 You just make yourself at home. 84 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,830 - That reminds me, where's Kara? - Skiing with Barbara. 85 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,410 She'll be home for New Year's. 86 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,290 Well, as long as she's not here, you can have her room. 87 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:38,210 - You should be nice and cozy here, J'onn. 88 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:42,220 Nice and cozy. How odd to hear you speak that way. 89 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:44,760 I've never seen this side of you, Clark. 90 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,760 That's why I come home for the holidays. 91 00:07:46,930 --> 00:07:49,220 I can just relax and be myself. 92 00:07:49,390 --> 00:07:52,060 - Okay, everybody, I'm turning on the Christmas tree. 93 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,860 Pa, that's my job. 94 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,120 Kitty. 95 00:08:36,730 --> 00:08:38,060 Uh-oh. 96 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:45,280 Okay, okay. I give. 97 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:54,960 - Feeling more festive? - I don't know. 98 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,620 I still don't get this whole obsession with the holidays. 99 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:03,630 Although, back on Thanagar we would celebrate after a successful battle. 100 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,970 I may never get home but I found one planet... 101 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:08,170 where the people celebrate it the same way. 102 00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:10,390 Oh, yeah? Whereabouts? 103 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,640 You wouldn't like it. 104 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:19,480 I have a day off and a fully charged power ring. 105 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:21,320 Try me. 106 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:24,650 Omega quadrant. Third moon of Goltos. 107 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,170 - Open up the door. 108 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:43,000 My husband ordered the Rubba Duckee a month ago. 109 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:46,510 - Whoa. - Hey, Flash. Flash, you're just in time. 110 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,010 That creep's hoarding DJ Rubba Duckees. 111 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:51,520 - Go smack him up. - Honest, people... 112 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,560 we're completely sold out. Come back after the holidays. 113 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,360 This could take a little longer than I thought. 114 00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:11,700 I take it back. Grodd was never this much trouble. 115 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:17,080 That's it. I'll go right to the source. 116 00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:26,380 This is our very last Rubba Duckee. 117 00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:29,010 But since it is for the great hero, Flash... 118 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:32,560 we are happy to give it with our compliments. 119 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:36,390 I can't thank you enough, Mr. Hama. It will mean so much to the kids. 120 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:37,890 Christmas. 121 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,390 You too. 122 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:51,280 This little guy was crazy for Christmas. 123 00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:54,620 We used to wrap his presents in lead foil so he couldn't peek. 124 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,790 You mean Santa wrapped them. 125 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,540 Oh, of course, dear. 126 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:09,300 Now, J'onn, Clark tells us you're on your own this year. 127 00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:11,800 We don't allow anyone to visit for the holidays... 128 00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:14,010 without taking a present home with them. 129 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,520 But I brought no gift for you. 130 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,810 Nonsense. Your company is the only present we need. 131 00:11:27,610 --> 00:11:32,280 Our group at the community center always knits a few extra gifts. 132 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,820 It's lovely. 133 00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:40,040 I wasn't sure about the size. 134 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:44,420 I can grow into it. 135 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,150 You said this is where you go to relax? 136 00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:09,270 No. I said this is where I go to celebrate. 137 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,610 Hi, guys. 138 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:22,160 - Oh, yeah. 139 00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:24,580 There she is. 140 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,620 Wow. 141 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,500 You think you know someone. 142 00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:30,840 Hey, how's it going? 143 00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:32,340 Long time no see. 144 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:35,390 Looking good, Zill. Up high. 145 00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:45,520 Yo, Fazz. Is the plurrb in this dive still as bad as I remember? 146 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:47,400 See for yourself, Wings. 147 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:57,200 Ah. Now, that's good plurrb. 148 00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:59,710 Try this. It's great. 149 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:09,420 Delicious. 150 00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:13,760 Just one more thing would make this evening perfect. 151 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,220 What? 152 00:13:57,260 --> 00:14:00,470 Wow. Someone sure did a number on this place. 153 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,600 - Actually, I hadn't even started. 154 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:07,060 Do you believe the horrendous amount of public funding... 155 00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:09,940 spent on this so-called art? 156 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:14,610 It's garbage. An affront to any decent, human aesthetic. 157 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:18,780 Okay. I'll just take you back to prison where you won't have to look... 158 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:22,120 at the ugly old sculptures anymore. 159 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,830 Aah! 160 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:33,130 Well, this looks to be a joyous Yuletide after all. 161 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:43,770 - Missed. 162 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:47,350 What? 163 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,400 Should've asked Santa for extra batteries. 164 00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,570 No. 165 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,070 What a shame. I broke your toy. 166 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,950 It was a present for some kids who really wanted it. 167 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,040 A paltry bit of plastic and crude electronics. 168 00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,170 They'd have been better off with a book. 169 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:12,750 I suggest Voltaire. 170 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,210 Don't you remember what it's like to have your heart set on something... 171 00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:18,840 and that awful feeling when you didn't get it? 172 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:22,430 Yes. And I usually have you and your teammates to blame for that. 173 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:24,590 I was talking about Christmas. 174 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,220 Oh, that garish, hollow charade. 175 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:31,770 Forced jollity on every lip, insincere goodwill in every heart. 176 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:34,690 Tidings of comfort and joy indeed. 177 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:37,610 For a creep that claims to personify human advancement... 178 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:40,620 I'd think you'd know what it means to pass along goodwill. 179 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,450 Especially to kids who need some. 180 00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:46,360 I'd like to think they'd grow up to pass that goodwill on to others. 181 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:49,290 A not unworthy aspiration. 182 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:54,840 You can go ahead and use that thing for all I care. 183 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,370 I couldn't feel any worse. 184 00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,040 - As you wish. 185 00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,600 You'll be happy to know, Flash, that your words... 186 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,900 jejune though they were, did not fall on deaf ears. 187 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,900 I appreciate the sentiment behind them... 188 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,810 and therefore call a truce in honor of the season. 189 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,310 Seriously? 190 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:23,030 You'll have the toy to give to your young friends. 191 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,200 I'm improving it too. 192 00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:27,080 It's not gonna blow up or anything? 193 00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:29,660 Flash, it is Christmas. 194 00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:32,040 Okay. But why did you hit me? 195 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:36,210 You hit me first. Hand me that screwdriver, will you? 196 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,690 Lead. 197 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,710 Merry Christmas. 198 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,650 - Dumb old Tommy. 199 00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:40,230 There is too a Santa Claus. 200 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,400 I know he's real. He has to be. 201 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,280 Just you wait. 202 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:50,080 He'll eat the cookies I left out like he does every year. 203 00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:11,720 - Mmm. 204 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:03,070 This is insane. 205 00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:06,860 Yeah, isn't it great? Much better than a snowball fight. 206 00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:08,450 Oh, much. 207 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,790 - You okay? - Don't let your guard down. 208 00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:35,140 - I won't wear it. 209 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,970 - Oh, come on, I'm wearing the beard. 210 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:38,770 You don't wanna scare the kids, do you? 211 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,640 - The indignity. 212 00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:44,610 Hey, kids. Santa Flash is back. 213 00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:47,440 - Yeah, Flash. All right. 214 00:19:47,610 --> 00:19:49,570 Yeah. 215 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:54,410 Along with my special helper, Freaky the Snowman. 216 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:57,120 Just give them the toy and take me to jail. 217 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:59,830 You sure it won't, you know: "Boom!" 218 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,500 Oh, for heaven's sake. 219 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,330 - Hello, children. 220 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,130 Come close and I'll tell you a story. 221 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,510 Is that DJ Rubba Duckee? 222 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,380 He sounds weird. 223 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:16,800 Little Clara had just received a beautiful toy nutcracker... 224 00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:19,680 from her godfather, the mysterious Herr Drosselmeyer. 225 00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:22,640 Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say? 226 00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:24,940 I kind of liked it when he made the poopy noise. 227 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:28,150 That night, as Clara slept beneath the Christmas tree... 228 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,280 her beloved toy came alive to lead... 229 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,820 But this is good too. 230 00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:43,330 Haven't I seen enough of you for one night? 231 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,340 I wanted to say thanks. You really helped me out. 232 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,080 I did it for the children. 233 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,840 I welcome any opportunity to bring culture to the uncorrupted. 234 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:55,500 Sure. But I thought you might like some holiday cheer yourself. 235 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:58,100 An aluminum Christmas tree. 236 00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:00,760 I know. It's kind of cheesy, but— 237 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:04,310 No. We had one just like it when I was— 238 00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:07,530 It's very nice. The guard will show you out. 239 00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:46,350 Merry Christmas, John. 240 00:22:10,960 --> 00:23:12,990 And he said he didn't bring a gift.