1 00:00:24,422 --> 00:00:26,538 I am the Preserver. 2 00:00:26,539 --> 00:00:31,040 You are Lobo, the most ruthless bounty hunter in the galaxy. 3 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:33,558 I want to hire you. 4 00:00:35,846 --> 00:00:39,230 I think you're a certifiable madman. 5 00:00:45,926 --> 00:00:48,075 Lights out, Clyde. 6 00:00:48,076 --> 00:00:50,327 You are the last Kryptonian. 7 00:00:50,328 --> 00:00:52,813 Therefore, your place is here. 8 00:00:52,814 --> 00:00:58,055 Actually, there is one other being I need for my collection. 9 00:00:58,056 --> 00:00:59,366 Hey! 10 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:01,884 The last Zarnian. 11 00:01:09,279 --> 00:01:11,092 I can't believe it. 12 00:01:11,093 --> 00:01:15,763 Not only has Lobo failed to deliver your thieving brother, Sqweek... 13 00:01:15,764 --> 00:01:18,652 but now you tell me that Lobo's taken a bribe... 14 00:01:18,653 --> 00:01:20,331 to let Sqweek escape. 15 00:01:20,332 --> 00:01:25,204 It's true, Emperor Spewge, on my honor as a bounty hunter. 16 00:01:25,205 --> 00:01:27,723 Lobo has broken his word. 17 00:01:27,893 --> 00:01:29,403 He'll pay for that! 18 00:01:29,404 --> 00:01:31,922 Find him, Gnaww. 19 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:36,292 Drag Lobo and that worthless brother of yours back here... 20 00:01:36,293 --> 00:01:38,811 alive or in pieces! 21 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,743 Got it. 22 00:01:42,744 --> 00:01:44,792 Thanks for returning my uniform. 23 00:01:44,793 --> 00:01:46,305 Now how about my ship? 24 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:51,076 Impossible. For ages, I have preserved many rare creatures... 25 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:54,369 even some from your adopted planet Earth. 26 00:01:54,370 --> 00:01:56,720 I'm not an animal to be stuck in a cage. 27 00:01:56,721 --> 00:02:00,047 Normally, I don't take sentient beings... 28 00:02:00,048 --> 00:02:02,903 but you and Lobo are all that survive... 29 00:02:02,904 --> 00:02:05,792 from your respective home worlds. 30 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:09,892 The Zarnian seems to be adjusting to his new surroundings. 31 00:02:09,893 --> 00:02:12,940 I suggest you do the same. 32 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:23,096 Rise and shine, big boy. 33 00:02:23,097 --> 00:02:25,615 Pinch me, I'm dreaming. 34 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:30,019 No, I'm not. It's a party, right? I can deal with that. 35 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:33,176 You babes sit tight, and I'll grab us some suds. 36 00:02:33,177 --> 00:02:39,451 Man, I don't know where I am or how I got here, but I'm glad l... 37 00:02:39,461 --> 00:02:43,022 - Morning. - Suddenly it's all coming back to me. 38 00:02:43,023 --> 00:02:45,743 Where's that little creep that locked me in here? 39 00:02:45,744 --> 00:02:49,067 When I get my hands on him, I'll... 40 00:02:52,935 --> 00:02:54,445 Take it easy, swookums. 41 00:02:54,446 --> 00:02:56,964 No need to get rowdy. 42 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:05,090 Gas! Back off, you blasted robo-bims. 43 00:03:17,799 --> 00:03:20,788 There. Nice and peaceful. 44 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:24,785 No one fights here. 45 00:04:02,823 --> 00:04:07,244 Sorry, fella, but you're my ticket out of here. 46 00:04:31,618 --> 00:04:33,802 A disturbance in the south wing, sir. 47 00:04:33,803 --> 00:04:36,320 Send the security probes. 48 00:04:52,148 --> 00:04:54,666 Yo, Supes. 49 00:04:56,348 --> 00:04:59,673 You ain't gonna bail without your old pal Lobo, are you? 50 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:03,436 If any creature in the galaxy deserves to be locked up, it's you. 51 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:05,352 Why, you dirty... 52 00:05:05,353 --> 00:05:08,525 Lobie, are you getting rowdy again? 53 00:05:08,578 --> 00:05:09,989 Oh, no, no. I'm cool. 54 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:14,356 Come on, cut me a break. They keep me so pumped with gas, I can hardly move. 55 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:15,869 I gotta get out of here. 56 00:05:15,870 --> 00:05:20,794 So you can attack the Earth again? I don't think so. 57 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:25,276 All right. I don't need you! I'm the Main Man. 58 00:05:25,277 --> 00:05:27,561 You hear me, you rag-fragging geek-wad. 59 00:05:27,562 --> 00:05:30,243 Oh, my. Such language. 60 00:05:33,644 --> 00:05:35,122 It might take me a week. 61 00:05:35,123 --> 00:05:37,205 It might take me 10 years. 62 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:39,523 But I'm gonna bust out... 63 00:05:39,524 --> 00:05:44,765 and kick that big red S of yours all over the galaxy. 64 00:05:44,766 --> 00:05:49,795 Right after I'm done nuking the Earth into guacamole. 65 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,787 And that's... 66 00:05:51,788 --> 00:05:54,306 a promise. 67 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,506 If I let you out... 68 00:06:02,507 --> 00:06:06,202 do you swear to leave me and everyone else on Earth in peace? 69 00:06:06,203 --> 00:06:09,767 The Main Man's word is his bond, man. 70 00:06:18,030 --> 00:06:21,893 Oh, jinkies. The Preserver won't like this one bit. 71 00:06:21,894 --> 00:06:24,411 Come here, sweet things. 72 00:06:36,309 --> 00:06:38,826 Dang, that felt good. 73 00:06:45,178 --> 00:06:47,696 Hey, blue, thanks. 74 00:06:50,957 --> 00:06:52,268 What was that for? 75 00:06:52,269 --> 00:06:54,988 Didn't want you to think I'm going soft on you. 76 00:06:54,989 --> 00:06:57,507 Return to your enclosures. 77 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,757 Who's gonna make us? 78 00:07:26,473 --> 00:07:31,246 - Thanks, bigmouth. - I didn't know they were armed. 79 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:34,772 Neither one of us is back to full strength. 80 00:07:34,773 --> 00:07:39,543 If they drag us back, they'll probably strap our butts to the floor with razor wire. 81 00:07:39,544 --> 00:07:42,768 Not that it ain't a pleasurable way to perk up an evening. 82 00:07:42,769 --> 00:07:45,187 But I do have me that prisoner to deliver. 83 00:07:45,188 --> 00:07:48,682 - We need a decoy to draw their fire. - Elected. 84 00:07:48,683 --> 00:07:51,200 Hey! 85 00:08:17,444 --> 00:08:19,962 Fragger. 86 00:08:22,182 --> 00:08:24,700 Come on. 87 00:08:37,974 --> 00:08:39,687 Soon as that gas wears off... 88 00:08:39,688 --> 00:08:43,786 I'm grinding that Preserver into kibble and feeding him to his varmints. 89 00:08:43,787 --> 00:08:47,515 - We should just get our ships and leave. - You want to run? Fine. 90 00:08:47,516 --> 00:08:51,413 Your wimpy little toy rocket is in the south hangar, where I left it. 91 00:08:51,414 --> 00:08:56,050 Me, I'm staying to feed Wrinkles 31 different flavors of pain. 92 00:08:56,051 --> 00:09:00,290 I give the lessons in discipline here, Zarnian. 93 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,850 I think I stepped in something. 94 00:09:38,387 --> 00:09:40,904 Thanks. I owe you. 95 00:09:57,674 --> 00:10:00,527 Whoa, that's gonna hurt. 96 00:10:01,269 --> 00:10:04,729 Lobo, thought you said you owed me. 97 00:10:05,066 --> 00:10:07,584 What, now? 98 00:10:08,762 --> 00:10:11,775 Oh, whoopdie-fragging-do. 99 00:10:27,678 --> 00:10:30,196 Belt? 100 00:10:34,465 --> 00:10:36,817 I may have to capture them myself. 101 00:10:36,818 --> 00:10:39,337 Preserver, another ship is hailing us. 102 00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:42,865 We've tracked the bounty hunter Lobo to your ship. 103 00:10:42,866 --> 00:10:44,747 Hand him over at once. 104 00:10:44,748 --> 00:10:47,436 Better yet, come and get him. 105 00:11:01,178 --> 00:11:04,028 This is sweet. Quench me, babe. 106 00:11:09,612 --> 00:11:12,735 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 107 00:11:12,736 --> 00:11:15,383 Say "aloha," babe. 108 00:11:21,338 --> 00:11:25,133 The docking bay's on the other side of the jungle. We're home free. 109 00:11:25,134 --> 00:11:27,621 Don't bet on it. 110 00:11:27,622 --> 00:11:33,382 Move in, boys. Without their powers, these wimps are dead meat. 111 00:11:34,106 --> 00:11:36,623 Let's go get them. 112 00:12:10,058 --> 00:12:13,312 Hey, Lobo, remember us? 113 00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:40,566 - Friends of yours? - My bridge club. 114 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:43,657 It's my brother, Gnaww. He's come to rescue me. 115 00:12:43,658 --> 00:12:46,175 In your dreams, Sqweek. 116 00:12:53,268 --> 00:12:55,989 We followed your bike's ion trail. 117 00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:58,105 It was stronger than your breath. 118 00:12:58,106 --> 00:13:02,001 Hey, watch what you say about my bike. 119 00:13:04,356 --> 00:13:07,417 We're no match for their weapons. 120 00:13:07,985 --> 00:13:10,502 Tell me about it. 121 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:19,859 They're trying to surround us. 122 00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:22,969 At least I'll go down fragging. 123 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,381 Wait. 124 00:13:24,382 --> 00:13:27,001 I see something else. It's... 125 00:13:27,002 --> 00:13:28,413 What? What? 126 00:13:28,414 --> 00:13:32,965 Get to the docking bay. I'll hold them off here. 127 00:13:33,756 --> 00:13:36,437 Your funeral, Clyde. 128 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,683 Now, what were you up to? 129 00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:06,918 Oh, I get it. 130 00:14:06,919 --> 00:14:11,152 You were going to sic one of the Preserver's bloodthirsty beasts on us. 131 00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:14,344 Well, maybe we'll let whatever's in there rip into you. 132 00:14:14,345 --> 00:14:18,074 - You don't want to do that. - Oh, yes we do. 133 00:14:18,075 --> 00:14:20,592 Throw him in. 134 00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:43,131 That's a bloodthirsty beast? 135 00:14:43,308 --> 00:14:44,987 Not quite. 136 00:14:44,988 --> 00:14:47,239 It's a dodo from Earth. 137 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,757 Earth? 138 00:15:18,722 --> 00:15:21,784 The old hog never looked so good. 139 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:28,230 Yeah. I was hoping I'd get a piece of you before I left. 140 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:32,599 As much as I dislike taking a personal hand in this matter... 141 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,715 you leave me no other choice. 142 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:37,739 Return to your enclosure immediately. 143 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,258 Who's gonna make me? 144 00:15:50,139 --> 00:15:53,411 I'm gonna have to stop saying that. 145 00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:28,436 How could I ever think trash like you was worth saving? 146 00:16:28,611 --> 00:16:31,128 I got a cute smile? 147 00:17:43,573 --> 00:17:48,275 Sqweek, old buddy, you're about to witness my good deed for this century. 148 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,855 You're gonna let me go? 149 00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:52,374 Funny. 150 00:17:55,064 --> 00:17:57,582 Hey, Supes! 151 00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:01,680 Hang on! 152 00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:50,492 And that's how come I was so late getting back here, Spewgie. 153 00:18:50,605 --> 00:18:53,628 I knew you'd never let me down, Lobo... 154 00:18:53,629 --> 00:18:56,670 despite rumors to the contrary. 155 00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:10,059 But what about Superman and the rest of those creatures? 156 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,604 That's the weirdest part. 157 00:19:11,605 --> 00:19:15,770 Me, I'd have let the critters drift, or maybe host a three-year barbecue. 158 00:19:15,771 --> 00:19:21,310 Not old Supes. Said he had a place all picked out for them. 159 00:20:04,492 --> 00:20:09,496 I guess that boy's just a sucker for hard-luck cases.