1
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- Hang on, Tommy.
- Just climb down.

2
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I'm scared. I can't move.

3
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- What if he dies?
- I'm not telling his mom.

4
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- Look. It's Superman.
- Tommy, Superman's coming.

5
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- He's gonna help.
- It's okay now. I've got you.

6
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All right. Who wants to explain
what you were doing up there?

7
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- They dared me.
- We didn't think you'd do it.

8
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I know it's tough to turn down a dare...

9
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but sometimes being brave
means using your head...

10
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not doing something dangerous
because others pressure you.

11
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You're right, Superman.
I'll be smarter next time.

12
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Yeah. Thanks, Superman.

13
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Okay, then. Bye-bye.

14
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- What a dork.
- ls not.

15
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- Of course he is, with that corny speech.
- Be quiet. He's not.

16
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- Little whiner.
- Shut up.

17
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- Hey, Superman.
- We love you, big guy.

18
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Get your hands up!

19
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- Take a wrong step, Mr. Kent?
- What?

20
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Clark!

21
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Thanks. Superman.

22
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Maybe you two should leave
the dirty work to the authorities.

23
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- l...
- Yeah, right.

24
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Have you ever known me to play it safe?

25
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I suppose not.

26
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We should have a word about that.
Maybe over dinner?

27
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Fine with me. Eight o'clock?

28
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- Meet you on the roof of the Planet.
- It's a date.

29
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A date?

30
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Must be this new perfume.

31
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- Hey, Smallville. You all right?
- Yeah.

32
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A little shaken up, I guess.

33
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You go on ahead, Lois,
I feel like walking it off.

34
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Are you nuts?
We're miles from nowhere.

35
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What about the story?

36
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You know us country bumpkins.
Ten miles to school and all that.

37
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Your loss. My byline.

38
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Thanks, Superman.
We're okay from here.

39
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Excuse me.

40
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I know you're a busy guy,
but I am dying to get your autograph.

41
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Okay, who are you? What's the game?

42
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There's no point
keeping up the act with me.

43
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- The question is, who are you?
- Let me guess.

44
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This is all a distraction to keep me busy.

45
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If you say so. But I should warn you,
your makeup's rubbing off.

46
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This— This is a trick.

47
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How are you doing this? Answer me!

48
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Whoever you are,
you don't look so good.

49
00:05:18,253 --> 00:05:20,135
Leave me alone.

50
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I have a problem.

51
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My friend, I would call that
an understatement.

52
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But he looked like me.

53
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I no understand.

54
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It's all right. Calm down.

55
00:06:26,711 --> 00:06:30,051
How? How could he?

56
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I'm Superman.

57
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Me.

58
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- Me.
- What's happening to him?

59
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- Why isn't he following my orders?
- I warned you.

60
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The alien DNA
was unlike anything we'd cloned before.

61
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It must be breaking down. I say we abort.
Activate the auto-destruct.

62
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Get rid of them all while we can.

63
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We're not scrapping the project
for one glitch.

64
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Take this opportunity to learn, doctor.
Study him for the sake of the others.

65
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Come. Let's look you over.

66
00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,019
What going on?

67
00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:11,836
Me am Superman.

68
00:07:12,552 --> 00:07:16,317
Yes. Yes, of course you are.

69
00:07:17,325 --> 00:07:20,020
At least his programmed memories
are holding.

70
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Although the damage has clearly affected
some parts of his brain.

71
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No kidding.

72
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What am me?

73
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Bizarro, that's what you am.

74
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Mercy.

75
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- Bizarro? That not my name.
- if the shoe fits, handsome.

76
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No, me am Superman. Me am hero.

77
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Me show you.

78
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That's coming out of your pay.

79
00:08:28,419 --> 00:08:31,977
There. Me save building.

80
00:09:28,186 --> 00:09:30,919
Don't ask me. I just catch them.

81
00:09:34,277 --> 00:09:39,474
Me fix bridge. That prove me Superman.

82
00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:56,749
- What the heck is he doing?
- I can't slow it in time, sir.

83
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,514
It not break again.

84
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,295
No!

85
00:10:32,477 --> 00:10:34,930
You am no Superman.

86
00:10:35,184 --> 00:10:40,479
Me am Superman. You leave me alone.

87
00:10:41,845 --> 00:10:45,513
So now I'm ruining his day.

88
00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:12,114
I wasn't sure you'd really come.

89
00:11:13,331 --> 00:11:15,104
Me remember.

90
00:11:16,287 --> 00:11:18,594
Me need Lois help.

91
00:11:19,101 --> 00:11:21,092
Don't be afraid.

92
00:11:21,274 --> 00:11:23,229
Me never hurt you.

93
00:11:25,691 --> 00:11:27,317
I heard about our date, Lois.

94
00:11:27,507 --> 00:11:29,608
Problem is,
you made it with the wrong guy.

95
00:11:29,786 --> 00:11:31,705
Imposter.

96
00:11:31,888 --> 00:11:33,734
Stay back, Lois.

97
00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:36,225
Me protect you.

98
00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:55,354
Lois.

99
00:12:09,002 --> 00:12:12,694
Don't worry. Me save Lois.

100
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:18,251
Me always save Lois. Me hero.

101
00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:07,161
Me have memories.

102
00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:09,190
Me know am Superman...

103
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:13,321
but other Superman
make me confused.

104
00:13:13,507 --> 00:13:19,700
Me come to Lois because Lois friend.

105
00:13:25,617 --> 00:13:29,248
I had a late lunch.
Which I'm about to lose.

106
00:13:32,029 --> 00:13:36,255
So, Superman,
tell me about these memories.

107
00:13:36,445 --> 00:13:38,144
What is it you remember?

108
00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:46,131
Girl at lab call me Bizarro,
but that not right.

109
00:13:46,312 --> 00:13:48,121
Me am Superman.

110
00:13:48,306 --> 00:13:52,398
- Did you say lab?
- In mountain, where me born.

111
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:54,534
Me show Lois.

112
00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:58,056
Me like take Lois for ride.

113
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Sure.

114
00:14:02,197 --> 00:14:04,322
But use the door this time.

115
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:06,042
Okay.

116
00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:27,412
This am home.

117
00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:29,330
Cozy.

118
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:54,583
Oh, my God.

119
00:14:54,769 --> 00:15:01,461
This is some kind of cloning operation.
Someone's making duplicates of Superman.

120
00:15:01,643 --> 00:15:03,137
Not someone.

121
00:15:03,674 --> 00:15:05,095
Me.

122
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,976
It was a freak dressed as Superman.

123
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,964
He burst in here with a woman
and scared everyone away.

124
00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:15,781
They just sat there for a few minutes
and then they took off.

125
00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:17,667
But that not right.

126
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,696
Me am Superman.

127
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,227
Did you say lab?

128
00:15:21,412 --> 00:15:24,047
In mountain, where me born.

129
00:15:24,226 --> 00:15:26,108
What direction were they headed?

130
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:30,019
I trust you remember Superman's
run-in with a mechanical dinosaur?

131
00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:32,480
How could I forget?

132
00:15:33,094 --> 00:15:37,041
He was so weak from the Kryptonite,
our "Man of Steel" actually bled.

133
00:15:37,226 --> 00:15:39,860
My technicians collected
a few drops from the floor...

134
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,845
and from that humble beginning,
we have this.

135
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,900
Your own army of Supermen.

136
00:15:48,089 --> 00:15:50,748
All programmed to answer to me.

137
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:53,779
A charming image, except for this...

138
00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:56,201
technical difficulty.

139
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,700
No.

140
00:15:57,885 --> 00:16:00,155
Them no Superman.

141
00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:02,685
Me am Superman.

142
00:16:02,871 --> 00:16:04,753
Me am hero.

143
00:16:04,937 --> 00:16:09,564
Sorry, my friend, but you am toast.

144
00:16:14,768 --> 00:16:16,189
No!

145
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:21,463
Since it's too late to save the others,
we should clean house.

146
00:16:21,642 --> 00:16:23,597
Engage the auto-destruct.

147
00:16:23,779 --> 00:16:25,443
Mercy, start the chopper.

148
00:16:28,659 --> 00:16:31,148
There. We've got two minutes.

149
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:33,673
You can't just leave him like this.

150
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:37,879
You're welcome to stay.
Though I wouldn't advise it.

151
00:16:39,878 --> 00:16:43,436
Decide quickly, Lois.
The ride leaves now.

152
00:16:47,002 --> 00:16:49,237
Where think you going?

153
00:16:49,424 --> 00:16:53,055
You not get away from Superman.

154
00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:11,289
Now, no one leave.

155
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,551
He's destroyed the terminal.
I can't cancel the auto-destruct.

156
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:51,859
Superman, we've gotta get out.

157
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,704
You.

158
00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:55,775
Me kill you.

159
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:04,639
She meant now, Superman. We're sitting
on top of a half kiloton of explosives.

160
00:18:04,828 --> 00:18:08,167
Enough, I presume, to destroy even you.

161
00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:20,595
Now. Run!

162
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,576
Superman.

163
00:18:55,513 --> 00:19:00,139
Superman save Lois?

164
00:19:09,404 --> 00:19:11,250
My leg.

165
00:19:26,394 --> 00:19:28,021
Me hold.

166
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,594
You go.

167
00:19:32,199 --> 00:19:35,720
Me no am Superman.

168
00:19:35,903 --> 00:19:39,000
You am Superman.

169
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:42,774
Superman, save Lois.

170
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,075
You are a hero.

171
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,229
Do you think he survived?

172
00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:14,721
I don't know.

173
00:20:14,905 --> 00:20:17,467
I've never been in a half-kiloton blast.

174
00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:21,413
I hope he did.
He turned out to have a good heart.

175
00:20:21,602 --> 00:20:24,626
Well, naturally.
He came from good stock.