1 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,925 McGurk! McGurk! Where are you? 2 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:24,592 Look at that crazy little man. 3 00:01:24,759 --> 00:01:26,157 He'll be killed. 4 00:01:28,493 --> 00:01:32,085 Hey, McGurk, I'm losing my patience here! 5 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,251 Confusing, ain't it? 6 00:01:59,030 --> 00:02:01,326 What's so funny, Jimmy? 7 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:05,254 Check out the new comic strip. 8 00:02:17,132 --> 00:02:20,758 - What a riot. - Mr. Mixel-plick? 9 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:25,496 No! Repeat after me, bright boy. 10 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:28,656 It's mix, "yezz"... 11 00:02:29,335 --> 00:02:32,858 spit, lick. 12 00:02:36,468 --> 00:02:40,265 Hey, have you seen McGurk? McGurk! 13 00:02:43,103 --> 00:02:44,534 Hold it. 14 00:02:48,036 --> 00:02:49,627 - Did you see him? - Who? 15 00:02:49,804 --> 00:02:52,793 That weird little man. He was right here. 16 00:02:52,971 --> 00:02:55,631 Yeah. Do me a favor, Kent. 17 00:02:55,804 --> 00:02:59,134 Crack up after we've covered the museum opening. 18 00:03:00,771 --> 00:03:04,897 - And now we are proud to present— - McGurk! 19 00:03:05,072 --> 00:03:06,299 Oh, no. 20 00:03:07,539 --> 00:03:11,529 This classic sculpture by one of the world's most noted artists. 21 00:03:11,706 --> 00:03:13,297 McGurk! 22 00:03:13,807 --> 00:03:17,569 Where are you, McGurk? Come on, it's getting late. 23 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:21,704 How do you like that guy? Standing me up like this. 24 00:03:21,874 --> 00:03:24,465 - Be quiet. - Listen, you— 25 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:26,830 What is he doing here? 26 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:29,767 If we may continue? 27 00:03:29,941 --> 00:03:31,532 And here now at last... 28 00:03:31,709 --> 00:03:33,675 the showpiece of our exhibit: 29 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:38,769 Rodin's Thinker. 30 00:03:38,943 --> 00:03:43,535 That's him! Hey, McGurk. Finish your business and let's get going. 31 00:03:45,444 --> 00:03:48,036 Oh, sorry, Mix. 32 00:03:59,945 --> 00:04:02,776 Hold it right there, little friend. I want some answers. 33 00:04:02,946 --> 00:04:05,105 McGurk, get rid of this bum. 34 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:10,603 You heard my pal. 35 00:04:10,814 --> 00:04:12,404 Scram! 36 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,741 If that's the way you wanna play it. 37 00:04:27,315 --> 00:04:28,804 Superman? 38 00:04:29,282 --> 00:04:31,442 He's ruined the statue! 39 00:04:32,816 --> 00:04:37,909 I didn't mean— Sorry. It was the little man. 40 00:04:39,717 --> 00:04:41,377 It's been going on all week. 41 00:04:41,883 --> 00:04:44,441 Impossible things keep happening and I'm the only one... 42 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,549 who ever sees them. Am I going nuts? 43 00:04:46,718 --> 00:04:49,480 Oh, Clark, I'm sure it's not as bad as that. 44 00:04:49,652 --> 00:04:52,880 I can't go on being Superman if I keep flipping out. 45 00:04:53,052 --> 00:04:54,381 Now, take it easy, son. 46 00:04:54,552 --> 00:04:57,041 There's a perfectly logical explanation for all this. 47 00:04:57,219 --> 00:05:00,913 Yes. It's obvious a brilliant, godlike life form from a dimension... 48 00:05:01,087 --> 00:05:03,712 twice removed from ours is testing your powers. 49 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,383 What makes you say that? 50 00:05:06,153 --> 00:05:08,676 That's not important, Clark. What really matters... 51 00:05:08,854 --> 00:05:12,150 is following through with a nice firm peck when scratching up corn. 52 00:05:24,956 --> 00:05:27,047 Ma? Pa? 53 00:05:28,956 --> 00:05:30,547 No. 54 00:05:37,191 --> 00:05:41,556 Chickens are always funny. Though personally, I prefer ducks. 55 00:05:45,258 --> 00:05:47,053 Or ostriches. 56 00:05:52,659 --> 00:05:55,922 Or just for the sake of novelty... 57 00:06:01,893 --> 00:06:04,689 I've never seen those before. 58 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:31,588 Bring them back. Do it! 59 00:06:31,764 --> 00:06:34,595 Take it easy. The folks are okay. 60 00:06:40,932 --> 00:06:43,864 We'll just put them up there for safekeeping. 61 00:06:51,866 --> 00:06:54,765 - Who are you? - Like Mummy said... 62 00:06:54,934 --> 00:06:58,594 I'm a superior being from the fifth dimension. 63 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:00,529 What do you want with me? 64 00:07:00,701 --> 00:07:03,326 Laughs. You see, for centuries now... 65 00:07:03,501 --> 00:07:06,093 I've been pitting my interdimensional magic... 66 00:07:06,268 --> 00:07:11,257 against schmoes who thought they could go 15 rounds with the old master. 67 00:07:12,869 --> 00:07:16,768 You know the stories about genies, imps and leprechauns? 68 00:07:23,471 --> 00:07:25,437 - You? - Guilty. 69 00:07:25,604 --> 00:07:29,627 After a while, I became bored with your basic rank-and-file human dolts... 70 00:07:29,804 --> 00:07:32,794 but then you showed up. Superman! 71 00:07:33,271 --> 00:07:36,362 You, my friend, are the ultimate challenge. 72 00:07:36,538 --> 00:07:39,936 We're gonna have many merry games, you and l. 73 00:07:40,106 --> 00:07:44,539 A game has rules. Your stunts are just random idiocy. 74 00:07:46,407 --> 00:07:48,430 Okay, I'll give you a rule. 75 00:07:48,607 --> 00:07:53,767 You make me say, spell or otherwise reveal my name backwards... 76 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:58,067 and I'll split until our dimensions come into alignment again... 77 00:07:58,241 --> 00:08:01,265 in about, oh, three months, give or take. 78 00:08:01,441 --> 00:08:04,930 I can't even say your name forward. How am I supposed to say it backward? 79 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:09,065 No, dope. You don't have to say it backward. 80 00:08:09,243 --> 00:08:11,607 You have to get me to say it. 81 00:08:11,776 --> 00:08:14,572 - Say what? - Kltpzyxm! 82 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,074 Gosh, you're thick. 83 00:08:16,244 --> 00:08:20,006 Now, for the last time— Nuts. 84 00:08:22,378 --> 00:08:25,368 Clark? Dear? Did something just happen? 85 00:08:25,711 --> 00:08:28,075 No. What's for dinner? 86 00:08:54,148 --> 00:08:56,206 Hi, guy. 87 00:09:04,249 --> 00:09:05,977 Your three months are up... 88 00:09:06,150 --> 00:09:09,844 and this time you're not gonna cheat me out of my fun. 89 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,007 Oh, it's you again, Mr. Kltpzyxm. 90 00:09:12,183 --> 00:09:17,378 Not Kltpzyxm, Mxyzptlk. Now, the first thing I'm gonna do— 91 00:09:17,551 --> 00:09:20,109 Oh, nuts. 92 00:09:41,854 --> 00:09:44,616 You think you're pretty smart, don't you? 93 00:09:44,988 --> 00:09:48,216 Look, little guy. I'm tired of this. If it's a fight you want— 94 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:50,287 Oh, it is. It is. 95 00:09:50,455 --> 00:09:54,081 Fine. But first let me proofread this article and I'll meet you on the roof... 96 00:09:54,256 --> 00:09:58,382 - ... in 20 minutes. - No stalling. I'll edit the rag for you. 97 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:08,579 There. Hey. What? No! 98 00:10:14,492 --> 00:10:17,686 You're getting sloppy, Smallville. This sentence is loaded with typos. 99 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:28,858 "K, L, T, P, Z..." 100 00:10:37,495 --> 00:10:40,518 Nuts! Nuts! Nuts! 101 00:10:41,828 --> 00:10:43,555 He beat you again, huh? 102 00:10:45,995 --> 00:10:49,087 Don't start with me, Gsptlsnz! 103 00:10:50,763 --> 00:10:56,128 I've only got 90 days until my next bout with that caped clod. 104 00:10:56,296 --> 00:10:58,524 How does he do it? 105 00:10:59,064 --> 00:11:03,827 - Mxy, I wore this new outfit just for you. - No time for love, babe. 106 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,520 Gotta beat Superman. Gotta beat Superman. 107 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:09,988 Oh, Mxy, I don't like the way... 108 00:11:10,165 --> 00:11:12,723 you're obsessing over this Superman person. 109 00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:17,332 Using our powers to torment humans is so three-dimensional. 110 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:20,022 Got to beat Superman! 111 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:22,729 If he upsets you that much, why don't you just... 112 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:26,855 - ... oh, I don't know, destroy him. - Hey, that's it. 113 00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:30,597 Next time I'll finish him off before he can trick me. 114 00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,993 Thanks, Gspie. Love you. 115 00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:37,532 Yeah, yeah. Lucky me. 116 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,474 Now you're gonna get it. Oh, yeah. 117 00:13:05,746 --> 00:13:08,212 You'll be crying early today, boy. 118 00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:13,502 Bye, Gspie. Don't wait up. 119 00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:19,813 Five, four, three— 120 00:13:19,981 --> 00:13:26,040 Nuts! Nuts! Nuts! Not one word. 121 00:13:43,451 --> 00:13:45,883 Don't you look happy. What's wrong? Bad news? 122 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:50,210 You could say that. I'm expecting a visitor from out of town. 123 00:13:50,385 --> 00:13:52,374 Guy's kind of a pest, is he? 124 00:13:52,552 --> 00:13:54,347 The worst. 125 00:13:54,552 --> 00:13:56,541 I hear you. Every time my sister visits... 126 00:13:56,719 --> 00:13:59,584 she just moves right on in and stays and stays and— 127 00:14:01,053 --> 00:14:02,280 Was that a penguin? 128 00:14:02,453 --> 00:14:03,942 I'm afraid so. 129 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,684 Here we go. 130 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,616 Wow, look at all the animals. 131 00:14:37,791 --> 00:14:39,654 This is really weird. 132 00:14:39,824 --> 00:14:42,017 You're fast, kiddo. 133 00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:49,391 Hiya, Super. Looks like you've joined the horsy set. 134 00:14:50,492 --> 00:14:54,289 What's it gonna take to get rid of you? Forever. 135 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:57,983 You always trick me into doing that name thing once... 136 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:02,786 but this time you're going to have to make me do it twice in a row. 137 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:07,450 Which means I can say Kltpzyxm all I want... 138 00:15:07,628 --> 00:15:11,288 as long as I break it, Kltpzyxm, up. 139 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:17,390 If you beat me, then I'm history. Gone, finito. Bye-bye. 140 00:15:17,562 --> 00:15:20,222 But if I win... 141 00:15:20,396 --> 00:15:23,726 I got me a new stableboy. Deal? 142 00:15:23,897 --> 00:15:26,363 Whatever you want. I quit. 143 00:15:29,297 --> 00:15:30,786 You don't mean it? 144 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:34,021 Oh, yes, I do. Shut off the lights when you're done, will you? 145 00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:37,129 Hey, hey. You can't just walk out. 146 00:15:37,298 --> 00:15:40,787 If you do, your friends will stay mindless beasts. 147 00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,692 They don't seem to mind. 148 00:15:44,599 --> 00:15:47,064 Don't get tough with me, little boy blue. 149 00:15:47,232 --> 00:15:50,721 If you don't cooperate, I'll tell the world your secret. 150 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:54,492 Blab your head off. I'll find another disguise. 151 00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:00,858 You can't outfly me. 152 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:03,592 - Watch me. - Oh, yeah? 153 00:16:21,437 --> 00:16:23,165 Banzai! 154 00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:49,937 No fair. 155 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,502 You wanna play hardball? Fine! 156 00:17:01,308 --> 00:17:03,604 Hey, Super, get a load of me. 157 00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:09,504 The ultimate smart bomb, complete with a Kryptonite warhead. 158 00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:43,573 Good try, blue, but not good enough. 159 00:18:06,817 --> 00:18:10,477 What's the matter, Super? Feeling the heat? 160 00:18:21,552 --> 00:18:24,712 I won! I won! 161 00:18:27,019 --> 00:18:30,179 In your face, Superman. 162 00:18:30,352 --> 00:18:32,944 No, loser. In yours. 163 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,950 Oh, shoot my monkey. 164 00:18:39,287 --> 00:18:41,015 I skywrote my own name. 165 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,114 Backwards. 166 00:18:44,987 --> 00:18:47,749 - Twice. - You were just toying with me... 167 00:18:47,922 --> 00:18:51,286 the whole time. Even from the start. 168 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,218 Pretty much, yeah. 169 00:18:53,656 --> 00:18:55,554 Never had you fooled for a second. 170 00:18:57,190 --> 00:19:00,782 - Sorry. - You were the superior being all along. 171 00:19:02,123 --> 00:19:06,580 - Well... - And now I'm gone. Gone forever. 172 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,814 You look happy. What's up? 173 00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:26,390 I was expecting a visitor from out of town, but he can't make it. 174 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,492 - The guy's kind of a pest, is he? - Not anymore. 175 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,656 Guests are the worst. 176 00:19:32,828 --> 00:19:35,521 Every time my sister visits, she just moves right on in... 177 00:19:35,694 --> 00:19:37,819 and stays and stays and... 178 00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:40,551 Why am I eating this? 179 00:19:44,262 --> 00:19:49,593 Oh, you. You. I'm not done with you. 180 00:19:49,963 --> 00:19:51,929 Not by a long shot. 181 00:19:52,097 --> 00:19:56,257 I'll find a loophole. Somehow, someday! 182 00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:59,260 You know, now that you're stuck here... 183 00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:02,863 you'll just have to find some other way to pass the time. 184 00:20:04,431 --> 00:20:08,057 Hey, this isn't so bad.