1 00:01:34,904 --> 00:01:37,960 Hey! You blind? "No electronic equipment." 2 00:01:38,902 --> 00:01:40,800 Your watch. You forgot to take it off. 3 00:01:43,601 --> 00:01:45,429 I guess I did. Sorry. 4 00:02:15,722 --> 00:02:18,118 Hey, Mr. Clean. 5 00:02:18,287 --> 00:02:20,082 Yo, Rapmaster Danny? 6 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:22,478 Hey, stupid. 7 00:02:24,651 --> 00:02:26,912 I love a man who knows his limitations. 8 00:02:27,084 --> 00:02:29,311 - What are you listening to? - My Walkman. 9 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,643 Sounded like Voodoo Connection. 10 00:02:31,816 --> 00:02:34,610 Oh, I'd sure like to hear a cut off of their new album. 11 00:02:34,782 --> 00:02:37,871 I don't think so. I'm not even supposed to be talking to you. 12 00:02:39,380 --> 00:02:43,106 Yeah? You're not even supposed to be listening to music, but you are. 13 00:02:49,609 --> 00:02:52,074 Wait, don't go. Talk to me. 14 00:02:52,242 --> 00:02:56,036 It's so boring in here, so lonely. 15 00:02:56,873 --> 00:02:59,804 I've been waiting for someone like you to come along. 16 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:02,664 Someone to help me shake things up a little. 17 00:03:02,838 --> 00:03:04,201 What do you want me to do? 18 00:03:04,371 --> 00:03:08,268 How about a little music for Livewire? Just to get me in the mood. 19 00:03:09,002 --> 00:03:10,433 Sure. Why not? 20 00:03:21,564 --> 00:03:24,723 Thanks, Danny boy. That's all I needed. 21 00:03:29,095 --> 00:03:30,923 Hey, these batteries are dead. 22 00:03:36,125 --> 00:03:38,181 Let's see if they're rechargeable. 23 00:03:48,221 --> 00:03:49,879 Lights out. 24 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:22,806 - Hey. - Hey, who was that? 25 00:04:22,974 --> 00:04:24,701 - You crazy? - Hey, look out! 26 00:04:28,173 --> 00:04:30,195 Later, chumps. 27 00:04:38,235 --> 00:04:42,098 And as I've told Superman, the S.C.U. will be mobilized within the hour... 28 00:04:42,267 --> 00:04:44,528 and ready to move out at a moment's notice. 29 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:45,688 - Dan. - Hey, Turp. 30 00:04:45,865 --> 00:04:49,490 Inspector. Is the S.C.U. really prepared to deal with Livewire? 31 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,754 If that short circuit shows her mug anywhere in this town... 32 00:04:52,930 --> 00:04:55,918 - ... I will personally— - Pucker up and plant a big wet one... 33 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:57,322 right on her lips. 34 00:04:58,162 --> 00:05:00,059 What is that? 35 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,553 - Oh, my God, it's her. - It's her, it's Livewire. 36 00:05:15,988 --> 00:05:18,476 Now, where's my real date? 37 00:05:18,653 --> 00:05:20,642 Looking for me, Livewire? 38 00:05:20,819 --> 00:05:24,410 Well-timed, Superjerk. Let's rock! 39 00:05:40,745 --> 00:05:43,972 You're just delaying the inevitable, Superman. 40 00:05:48,443 --> 00:05:50,305 What do you want? 41 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,901 That's right. Let's get to the heart of the matter. 42 00:06:01,171 --> 00:06:03,033 I want justice. 43 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:06,225 I want revenge. I want your life. 44 00:06:16,699 --> 00:06:18,994 Why won't you die? 45 00:07:00,749 --> 00:07:03,475 Not this time, Superjerk, but I'll be back... 46 00:07:03,648 --> 00:07:07,807 and next time, I'll find a way to take you out. Permanently. 47 00:07:18,376 --> 00:07:20,966 Okay, folks. Let's see if he'll— 48 00:07:21,907 --> 00:07:24,270 By golly, he's really doing it. 49 00:07:24,706 --> 00:07:28,603 He's drinking milk out of his owner's mouth. 50 00:07:30,871 --> 00:07:31,858 Rudy. 51 00:07:33,170 --> 00:07:37,225 Is this the bone they threw you? A big TV? 52 00:07:39,635 --> 00:07:42,623 How would you like to have some real laughs? 53 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:52,828 Poor little Parasite. 54 00:07:53,363 --> 00:07:56,725 I've been where you are. Locked away in a cell. 55 00:07:56,894 --> 00:08:00,791 All alone, no one to see. No one to touch... 56 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,481 and all because of Superman. 57 00:08:05,558 --> 00:08:07,319 Superman. 58 00:08:07,491 --> 00:08:09,819 But we could take care of him, you and l. 59 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:14,081 And then when we're done, maybe I'll give you a little taste... 60 00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:16,480 of my power, I mean. 61 00:08:16,654 --> 00:08:20,380 Yeah, sure. Whatever you say. 62 00:08:31,315 --> 00:08:33,303 - Oh, baby! - Hey, good-looking. 63 00:08:33,481 --> 00:08:35,844 - Come on to my house— - Come to me, baby. 64 00:08:36,013 --> 00:08:38,444 Over here, come here, kid. I'm the one. 65 00:08:38,613 --> 00:08:41,578 Hi, boys. Wanna make sparks fly? 66 00:08:41,745 --> 00:08:44,471 - Zap me, honey. - Charge me up, baby. 67 00:08:44,644 --> 00:08:47,074 - Try me, Live. I'm battery-powered. - Right over here. 68 00:08:47,243 --> 00:08:50,765 - Right over here, kid. - Here, here. 69 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,901 I just keep going and going and going... 70 00:09:08,568 --> 00:09:10,033 What the—? 71 00:09:19,464 --> 00:09:21,156 Don't play with your food, now. 72 00:09:35,358 --> 00:09:39,914 - Do you know how to pilot one of those? - Not yet, but I'm a fast learner. 73 00:09:48,453 --> 00:09:51,282 - You know where to go. - Ain't you coming? 74 00:09:53,318 --> 00:09:55,476 I don't do boats. 75 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:11,638 - Too loud for you? - No, it's just that every time... 76 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:15,367 I see something electric, I keep thinking she's gonna pop out. 77 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,564 That sounds like it's coming from Stryker's. 78 00:10:25,905 --> 00:10:27,768 I better find a phone. 79 00:10:29,071 --> 00:10:30,297 Here, we can use mine. 80 00:10:31,337 --> 00:10:32,802 Clark? 81 00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:34,057 Clark? 82 00:10:45,598 --> 00:10:46,894 Superman. 83 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,859 Sorry, Rudy. I'm canceling your early release. 84 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,021 Oh, no, you don't. 85 00:11:06,757 --> 00:11:09,018 Give it up, Rudy. You're only hurting yourself. 86 00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:14,860 So that's the plan, my purple people-eater. 87 00:12:15,032 --> 00:12:19,587 I force Superman into your grip, then you drain away his powers... 88 00:12:19,763 --> 00:12:24,194 leaving him just conscious enough to watch me deliver the final blow. 89 00:12:26,594 --> 00:12:27,820 You smell like fish. 90 00:12:28,393 --> 00:12:30,483 So? Hold your nose. 91 00:12:31,492 --> 00:12:33,821 You can look, but don't touch. 92 00:12:34,324 --> 00:12:36,982 Don't be afraid. I know how to control my power. 93 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,649 That's what they all say. 94 00:12:51,485 --> 00:12:56,642 You stupid sleaze. I'm pure electricity, 186,000 miles per second. 95 00:12:56,816 --> 00:12:59,781 If I say no, it means no. 96 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,810 Now, don't stay up too late, Rudster. 97 00:13:06,979 --> 00:13:09,705 Remember, we gotta stay charged for the S-man. 98 00:13:35,869 --> 00:13:37,095 How do you like this? 99 00:13:37,268 --> 00:13:40,994 The fun couple makes the front page even when they're lying low. 100 00:13:41,932 --> 00:13:43,159 How's it look out there? 101 00:13:43,665 --> 00:13:46,357 It's gonna get worse before it gets better. 102 00:13:46,531 --> 00:13:49,121 Well, I'm going over to S.C.U. Headquarters anyway. 103 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,090 See if Maggie Sawyer can give me more than the official line. 104 00:13:52,262 --> 00:13:55,658 - Wanna come? - No, I think I'll just stay... 105 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,191 What? 106 00:14:00,326 --> 00:14:03,485 All right, maybe it's not the latest word in rainwear... 107 00:14:03,657 --> 00:14:06,918 but nothing beats a plain old plastic poncho. 108 00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:30,411 It won't take long for the cops to get here, even less for Blue Boy. 109 00:14:30,581 --> 00:14:32,808 Just enough time to juice up. 110 00:14:59,937 --> 00:15:01,902 Knock it off. Can't you see I'm eating? 111 00:15:23,961 --> 00:15:26,449 Look, Rudy. Dessert. 112 00:15:36,657 --> 00:15:38,554 Get him! 113 00:15:40,922 --> 00:15:42,387 Hey, he's covered. 114 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,208 Well, what do you know? The boy scout brought protection. 115 00:15:53,384 --> 00:15:56,712 - That ain't fair. - I didn't realize there were rules. 116 00:15:56,882 --> 00:15:58,938 Tear it off. 117 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,037 Rudy. The tank! 118 00:16:36,201 --> 00:16:37,530 Super sorbet. 119 00:16:44,031 --> 00:16:47,019 Do not use if plastic seal is broken. 120 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,248 That's it. Drain him! 121 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,246 Not too much, idiot. I want him left standing. 122 00:17:03,424 --> 00:17:05,014 I know what I'm doing. 123 00:17:10,188 --> 00:17:13,551 Yeah, Blue Boy, this has been a long time coming. 124 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,015 Get ready to snap, crackle and pop. 125 00:17:19,518 --> 00:17:22,006 Hey, what do you think you're—? 126 00:17:26,382 --> 00:17:30,369 I want him alive so I can keep feeding off him, and you too. 127 00:17:33,247 --> 00:17:35,575 You've said no to me for the last time, baby. 128 00:17:43,343 --> 00:17:44,740 Oh, no, you don't. 129 00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:44,511 Hey, Superman, or should I call you Clark? 130 00:18:44,686 --> 00:18:46,515 I remember now. 131 00:18:46,686 --> 00:18:49,412 In fact, I remember everything about you. 132 00:18:49,618 --> 00:18:54,072 How's that pretty little colleague of yours? Lois, right? 133 00:19:10,843 --> 00:19:13,673 I was gonna do this nicely, but give him an inch... 134 00:19:22,672 --> 00:19:24,001 The janitor's closet. 135 00:19:24,171 --> 00:19:26,500 A dead end, Superman. Believe me, I know. 136 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,498 Oh, now I'm scared. 137 00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:46,151 No! 138 00:20:12,987 --> 00:20:15,884 You bungling idiot! We could have had it all. 139 00:20:16,052 --> 00:20:17,880 All. Look at me, you dolt. 140 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:22,277 This is the face that's going to destroy you. You hear me, eggplant? 141 00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:26,142 Don't waste your breath, Sparky. Parasite don't even know who he is. 142 00:20:26,315 --> 00:20:28,973 It's a good bet he ain't gonna remember you. 143 00:20:32,213 --> 00:20:34,803 - Do you think he'll ever remember? - He's oatmeal. 144 00:20:37,311 --> 00:20:38,969 You need a lift? 145 00:20:39,143 --> 00:20:44,130 No, thanks. I'm feeling stronger, and it's a nice night for flying.