1 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:05,721 Previously on Superman: 2 00:01:05,897 --> 00:01:08,661 You owe me an explanation. 3 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:11,267 Look, I've still got half the Kryptonite. 4 00:01:11,435 --> 00:01:13,027 I still can finish the job. 5 00:01:13,204 --> 00:01:16,367 Keep in mind, this is your last chance. 6 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:18,269 Does this mean you and Bruce...? 7 00:01:18,743 --> 00:01:21,735 We haven't made a formal commitment or anything, but... 8 00:01:21,913 --> 00:01:23,881 yeah, it's that serious. 9 00:02:17,535 --> 00:02:22,370 This could be a fair fight after all, and who wants to see that? 10 00:03:18,162 --> 00:03:20,687 Evening, Ms. Lane. Where's Mr. Kent? 11 00:03:20,865 --> 00:03:23,026 - Probably out husking some corn. - Miss Lane? 12 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,929 Yeah, I'm still here. 13 00:03:25,936 --> 00:03:27,801 Superman's towing the ship to harbor? 14 00:03:27,972 --> 00:03:30,634 Can you find out how close he is? Yeah, I'll hold. 15 00:03:41,519 --> 00:03:44,283 Let me guess. You're the only one here. 16 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,525 Is there something I should know? 17 00:04:10,181 --> 00:04:13,116 - How do I contact Superman? - He's out at sea. 18 00:04:13,584 --> 00:04:15,108 Never around when you need him. 19 00:04:24,528 --> 00:04:27,224 Stay here. I'm the one it's after. 20 00:05:04,835 --> 00:05:06,803 Bruce? 21 00:05:23,087 --> 00:05:25,248 So when were you gonna tell me? The honeymoon? 22 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:34,988 Stay back. 23 00:05:41,005 --> 00:05:41,994 Did I miss anything? 24 00:05:43,007 --> 00:05:47,410 Reports indicate target acquisition negative, Mr. Luthor, sorry. 25 00:05:49,446 --> 00:05:53,883 He survived. He lasted long enough for Superman to save him. 26 00:05:54,051 --> 00:05:56,349 - Then they have the robot. - I know. 27 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,114 - But, Lex, they'll trace it back to you— - I know! 28 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:03,760 Call the clown. I need one last meeting. 29 00:06:14,238 --> 00:06:16,069 How could you have lied to me like that? 30 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,504 Now, I never actually said I wasn't Batman. 31 00:06:20,544 --> 00:06:23,536 You wanna know what really galls me? I mean, beside the fact... 32 00:06:23,714 --> 00:06:25,944 that the new man in my life is really two men? 33 00:06:26,116 --> 00:06:30,951 It's that I'm sitting on the hottest story of the year, "Batman Unmasked"... 34 00:06:31,155 --> 00:06:33,885 and there's not a blessed thing I can do about it. 35 00:06:34,391 --> 00:06:36,018 Then you really do love me. 36 00:06:36,227 --> 00:06:38,627 I'll get some iodine for that scrape. 37 00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:43,029 Burning, stinging iodine. 38 00:06:46,403 --> 00:06:48,268 I see she's taking it well. 39 00:06:48,439 --> 00:06:49,667 It's ironic, you know. 40 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:52,274 She likes Bruce Wayne and she likes Superman. 41 00:06:52,476 --> 00:06:54,740 It's the other two guys she's not crazy about. 42 00:06:54,912 --> 00:06:57,039 Too bad we can't mix-and-match. 43 00:06:58,649 --> 00:07:00,446 I'm not used to being rescued. 44 00:07:00,618 --> 00:07:03,052 - Thanks. - I owed you one. 45 00:07:03,287 --> 00:07:07,223 That robot tonight, it came from Lexcorp. I can prove it. 46 00:07:07,391 --> 00:07:10,758 That's why I'm here. I figured you might want to help me bring Luthor in. 47 00:07:10,928 --> 00:07:13,260 A partnership? You're joking. 48 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:15,864 I'm having trouble finding Luthor and I thought... 49 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:18,024 - ... you might have some ideas. - I might. 50 00:07:18,202 --> 00:07:20,363 She's not gonna like this, me leaving so soon... 51 00:07:20,537 --> 00:07:22,664 - ... for another fight. - Tell me about it. 52 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:27,469 That cut on your shoulder looked pretty nasty, Bruce. 53 00:07:27,645 --> 00:07:29,510 I know a good doctor who... 54 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,915 Oh, no. 55 00:07:33,984 --> 00:07:35,281 Has to be done. 56 00:07:36,487 --> 00:07:39,718 I don't suppose a stern lecture on unnecessary risk-taking... 57 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:41,721 is going to sway you. 58 00:07:42,126 --> 00:07:45,618 - Sorry. - I didn't think so. Just be... 59 00:07:46,363 --> 00:07:48,194 Careful. 60 00:07:50,467 --> 00:07:53,459 Look at all the toys. 61 00:07:53,637 --> 00:07:56,470 Santa's been good to you, Lex. 62 00:07:56,674 --> 00:07:59,609 Joker, we've got serious problems. 63 00:08:04,148 --> 00:08:08,710 A flying wing! Twenty times bigger than Batman's... 64 00:08:08,886 --> 00:08:11,548 and, knowing you, a hundred times as lethal. 65 00:08:11,722 --> 00:08:15,351 Joker! Did you bring the rest of the Kryptonite? 66 00:08:15,559 --> 00:08:18,494 Right here, chrome-dome. What's the plan? 67 00:08:18,662 --> 00:08:20,061 Payback. 68 00:08:24,902 --> 00:08:26,460 What's so funny? 69 00:08:27,304 --> 00:08:30,569 Don't you get it, Harl? We're being set up to take the fall. 70 00:08:30,741 --> 00:08:32,231 He can't do that. 71 00:08:32,409 --> 00:08:35,173 Oh, no? How does this sound? 72 00:08:35,346 --> 00:08:39,407 When I heard that one of my robots had been commandeered to kill Batman... 73 00:08:39,683 --> 00:08:44,017 I personally came here to investigate, and much to my surprise... 74 00:08:44,188 --> 00:08:45,917 I found you two. 75 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:50,618 It'll be your word against pudding's. I mean, Mr. J's. 76 00:08:50,794 --> 00:08:54,423 Somehow, Pooh, I don't think we're gonna get the chance to say much. 77 00:08:54,598 --> 00:08:57,192 You mean he's gonna kill us? 78 00:08:57,534 --> 00:09:02,028 No, she is. I abhor violence. 79 00:09:08,278 --> 00:09:12,180 Now, this is funny, Mr. J, except we're never gonna collect... 80 00:09:12,349 --> 00:09:13,873 our billion bucks now. 81 00:09:14,051 --> 00:09:19,182 True, but I see a delightful consolation prize. 82 00:09:26,597 --> 00:09:29,088 Nothing like a nice big smile. 83 00:09:30,434 --> 00:09:34,666 - All done. - I love to personalize all my stuff. 84 00:09:37,741 --> 00:09:39,800 Very amusing. 85 00:09:39,977 --> 00:09:42,537 So how much is it going to cost me to get out of this? 86 00:09:42,713 --> 00:09:47,582 I'm not a material guy, Lexy. No, what I want now is for you... 87 00:09:47,751 --> 00:09:51,243 to know what it feels like to lose everything you have. 88 00:09:51,422 --> 00:09:56,018 Everything you've ever built. Like I lost everything to old Batboy. 89 00:10:00,898 --> 00:10:03,924 We have incoming. Bats and flyboy. 90 00:10:04,101 --> 00:10:07,093 I'll be right in. Bye-bye. 91 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:30,752 - See anything? - Luthor's been lining his buildings... 92 00:10:30,928 --> 00:10:33,089 with lead. It blocks my x-ray vision. 93 00:10:33,397 --> 00:10:35,297 Well, there's always the direct approach. 94 00:10:39,436 --> 00:10:41,370 You're learning. 95 00:10:49,713 --> 00:10:52,273 A little distraction would be useful right now... 96 00:10:52,449 --> 00:10:54,440 wouldn't you say, Lexy? 97 00:11:11,468 --> 00:11:14,232 I think your toys can handle this by themselves. 98 00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:18,363 Besides, I'd hate to spoil my new paint job. 99 00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:21,067 Now, let's see here. 100 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,303 Ignition. 101 00:13:01,011 --> 00:13:02,706 Couldn't have done it better myself. 102 00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:05,040 Helps if you're prepared. 103 00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:52,325 Where's Luthor? 104 00:13:52,696 --> 00:13:54,391 Joker took him in the Lexwing. 105 00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:57,055 He said he'd make him lose everything he ever built. 106 00:13:57,534 --> 00:13:59,627 Luthor's built half of Metropolis. 107 00:14:08,912 --> 00:14:11,403 Go after The Joker. I shouldn't be long. 108 00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:36,595 How's it feel, Lexy boy? Everything with your name on it... 109 00:14:36,773 --> 00:14:38,263 is going to be rubble. 110 00:15:02,899 --> 00:15:05,561 Batman. It's always Batman. 111 00:15:05,902 --> 00:15:08,462 What do you got in the way of air-to-air missiles, Lex? 112 00:15:08,638 --> 00:15:10,572 You're asking me for help? 113 00:15:10,741 --> 00:15:13,733 If I go down, you go down. 114 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:15,309 It's a red switch. 115 00:15:15,846 --> 00:15:18,406 Which red—? Oh, the heck with it. 116 00:16:31,922 --> 00:16:35,585 Lead-lined door. I'll have to thank Luthor. 117 00:17:12,295 --> 00:17:14,889 Who's flying this thing? 118 00:17:16,132 --> 00:17:18,965 Do something, for God's sake! 119 00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:22,700 Eenie, meenie, minie, mo. 120 00:17:55,305 --> 00:17:58,741 It's gonna blow! I'll get Quinn, you take Luthor. 121 00:18:38,815 --> 00:18:43,616 - Pudding. - At this point, he probably is. 122 00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:13,874 Hello, this is Angela Chen. 123 00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:16,450 Though the search for Joker's body continues... 124 00:19:16,619 --> 00:19:19,087 the Coast Guard reports it is extremely unlikely... 125 00:19:19,255 --> 00:19:22,747 that Gotham's most notorious criminal survived the crash. 126 00:19:22,926 --> 00:19:27,522 In related news, billionaire Lex Luthor was again rigorously grilled... 127 00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:31,292 by the DA's office over his alleged connection to The Joker's rampage. 128 00:19:31,468 --> 00:19:34,631 His statements have been questioned both by local law officials... 129 00:19:34,804 --> 00:19:36,533 and industrialist, Bruce Wayne... 130 00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:40,938 who announced immediate termination of his partnership with Lexcorp. 131 00:19:41,111 --> 00:19:42,669 And on a lighter note... 132 00:19:42,846 --> 00:19:45,974 Joker accomplice Harley Quinn was returned to Arkham Asylum... 133 00:19:46,149 --> 00:19:48,379 for another round of rehabilitation. 134 00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:53,250 I want a lawyer. I want a doctor. I want a cheese sandwich! 135 00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:54,956 Now that's funny. 136 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,288 I still wish you'd change your mind about Gotham. 137 00:20:02,465 --> 00:20:05,992 I adore you, Bruce, but now there's a lot about you I don't know... 138 00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:08,103 and I'm not sure I wanna know. 139 00:20:08,304 --> 00:20:09,737 I understand. 140 00:20:09,906 --> 00:20:11,533 Take care of yourself. 141 00:20:27,757 --> 00:20:29,315 Come to make sure I'm leaving? 142 00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:31,821 Actually, I thought we worked well together. 143 00:20:31,995 --> 00:20:34,259 Not that I wanna make it a regular event. 144 00:20:34,531 --> 00:20:37,500 She's all yours now, if you can handle that. 145 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:40,192 But you'd better be good to her... 146 00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:42,065 because I know where you live.