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I'm depressed, red.

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Here it is the holiday time and
we're hiding on this dingy rat trap.

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No presents, no fun, no nothing.

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Can't we at least get
a Christmas tree?

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What?

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And support the mad campaign of the
botanical genocide that grips this country
every December?

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But Christmas trees are so
bright and fun and pretty!

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Oh, please, please, please...

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Come down, Harol, I've got a little plan
that'll make this the happiest holiday
ever.

10
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So tell me Bruce, what does Gotham's most
eligible bachelor have planed for the holidays?

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Skiing in the Alps?
Sunning in the Bahamas?

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And more importantly,
who's he taking?

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Actually I was planning on a
quiet Christmas alone, Ronica.

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Really? I wouldn't tell them that.

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Who's them?

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Brucy!

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You're standing under the mistletoe.
[Custom is that people can kiss each other
standing under a mistletoe. ]

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Cheers.

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Now ladies...

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Oh, isn't he really...

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Bye...

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May we give you a ride, Mr. Wayne?

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No, thanks. I have my own car.

24
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Oh, but we insist!

25
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Season's greetings, Brucy.

26
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Your two favorite party girls
are out for some Christmas fun.

27
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I [?] the special lipstick
back at the party.

28
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Now we've got Gotham's handsomest,
wealthiest bachelor...

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to treat us to a
holiday shopping spree.

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Whee-Pee! Race to the
shoe department, Red.

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You're on.

32
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Please.

33
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No!

34
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Step lightly there, Brucy.

35
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Look, pianos.

36
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I've had just about
enough of this.

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I think the stuff is wearing off.

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Can't have that.
Give'em another shot.

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Rightaroni,
give me some sugar, baby.

40
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No, not again!

41
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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

42
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We... we killed him.

43
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Oh, well.

44
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We were going to do it anyway.

45
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We've got his credit cards,
what's to worry?

46
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So, where to now?

47
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Any place is fine by me,

48
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as long as it's
away from that guy.

49
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Quick, in the toy store!

50
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I'll bet you've been a good
little bat boy this year.

51
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Unfortunately, Harley and I
are still on the naughty list.

52
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Come on up and get your presents.

53
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Merry Christmas, darling.

54
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And happy new year, chump!

55
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Ah, gee, Harley,
you broke our new toy.

56
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Bye-bye, batty!

57
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Well, here's your stupid tree.
You happy?

58
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Yeah.

59
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It's perfect. Dad will love it.

60
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I've heard kids being afraid of Santa,
but they've been crying all day.

61
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Yeah, yeah, big cry baby. Next.

62
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I don't believe it.

63
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You know you could be a
little more jolly thing, Nick.

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Give me a break, Montoya.

65
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This is the only mistake
I've ever been on.

66
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We'd better get some lean
on this invisible [?]... Oh!

67
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You're not the real Santy Claus.

68
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Sure I am. Wanna see my gun? Aow!

69
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My name is May Swinnie, Santa.

70
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Can you bring my daddy
home for Christmas?

71
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Gee, kid, I don't know.
Where's your pa?

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In prison.

73
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You mean your dad's Mad Dog?
I mean Mike Swennie?

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Un-ha.

75
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Poor kid! I sent [?
] three months ago.

76
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Listen, kid, all was like this, yea,
I'd like to help ya, but ah...

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What I mean is, sometimes even Santy
can't make every wish come true.

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Ah, here, kid,
buy yourself something nice.

79
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Thank you, Santa!

80
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Can I buy something
for my daddy, too?

81
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As long as [?], why not?

82
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Wait a minute.

83
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Hold on right there, young... man?

84
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and a bag of [?] balls,
and a football,

85
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and an army man, and a monster,

86
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and a comic book,
and a speed boat,

87
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Wake up Harvey, we're on!

88
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and a... Ahh!

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Stop!

90
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Hold it!

91
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Hey, kid!

92
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Hold, police!

93
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[?] Clay face!

94
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Mother freak, I'll drill ya.

95
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Whoo, you scared me, tubby.

96
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Great thing about
being a shape shifty:

97
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I can blend in with the crowd outside,
make my get-away,

98
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and reborn some other joint.

99
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Once you two run out of the way
there's gonna be no one stop me.

100
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Don't bet on it, grewsome!

101
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Run! Clear the area now!

102
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Aim high!

103
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Don't be [?] on him.
Shoot the Santa!

104
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You wouldn't!

105
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Not you, dope, that Santa.

106
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Well, so much for [?].

107
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Let's get a cup of jell.

108
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Not so fast, Santa.

109
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We still have to
recover the evidence.

110
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Oh, no.

111
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Oh, yes. Roll up those sleeves.

112
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Ho, ho, ho.

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The ball is snapped.

114
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Out in area fades back,
looking for an opening.

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Hi-ho, couch potatoes, I'm interrupting
the Toilet Bowl ...

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to bring in my very special
New Year resolution.

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Starting tonight the midnight,
I, your loving uncle Joker,

118
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do solemnly vow not to kill
anyone for a whole year,

119
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which means I'm going to have to work extra
fast to bump off a few more of you today.

120
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Hysterical.

121
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As to who, how, and when...

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let's make that a game-

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A countdown of victims
that will end at midnight,

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unless our dear dark knight
stops me first. Hahahaha...

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Joker broadcast that
message at noon.

126
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Since then there's only
one victim turned up:

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Dr. John Ericson,

128
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a pioneer in sonar research [?].

129
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Says here he was working
on some special weapon.

130
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A sort of sonic bomb,

131
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once activated, the device
releases waves and hyper sound...

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strong enough to kill
anyone with an ear shot,

133
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unless they're wearing
these special mufflers.

134
00:15:17,826 --> 00:15:20,443
Joker's got the bomb and
he's gonna use it tonight.

135
00:15:20,443 --> 00:15:22,524
He promised to count
down the victims,

136
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and there's no bigger count down on New
Year's Eve than that Gotham square.

137
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I love New Year's Eve-
so many happy faces.

138
00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:47,393
How's it coming, boys?

139
00:15:47,393 --> 00:15:50,630
All set, boss. We hope that
bomb bop just like you told us.

140
00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:55,499
Once the bell reaches the clock,
everyone's getting a real bad earache.

141
00:15:57,522 --> 00:16:00,929
I really have to congratulate
myself on this one.

142
00:16:00,929 --> 00:16:04,886
It's almost magic time and
batman is nowhere insight.

143
00:16:04,886 --> 00:16:09,553
Of course he does have that annoying habit
of spoiling my fund at the last minute.

144
00:16:10,188 --> 00:16:13,995
So I wisely start
up on party fevers.

145
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,887
You're sure he'll be here?

146
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With murder on this scale, Joker will
be close by to enjoy his handy work,

147
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even in this crowd he'll
stick out like a sole thumb.

148
00:16:43,443 --> 00:16:44,646
You were saying...?

149
00:16:53,073 --> 00:16:55,579
Not only has Joker found
a perfect hiding place,

150
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:58,561
he's fixed that all his
victims will die with a smile.

151
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,396
There.

152
00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:14,867
Those clowns're wearing
sound mufflers.

153
00:18:14,004 --> 00:18:14,806
Batman!

154
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:24,373
Poor bats.

155
00:18:24,373 --> 00:18:27,016
That champagne went
right to your head,

156
00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:29,370
now you'll miss the
big count down.

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Ten.

158
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Nine.

159
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,984
Eight.

160
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Seven.

161
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Six.

162
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Five.

163
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Four.

164
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Three.

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00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:48,349
Two.

166
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One!

167
00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:00,485
Oh, no.

168
00:19:03,966 --> 00:19:06,471
Happy New Year!

169
00:19:15,717 --> 00:19:17,321
Ouch.

170
00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:51,310
Sorry fellas, closing time.

171
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,285
But we want to sing.

172
00:19:58,677 --> 00:20:00,181
Happy New Year, commish,

173
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:03,247
I heard your buddy
had a rough night.

174
00:20:03,247 --> 00:20:05,847
I wouldn't be surprised if
he didn't show this time.

175
00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:07,225
Ain't breaking our tradition.

176
00:20:07,225 --> 00:20:09,382
In fact, unless I miss my guess...

177
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,479
That's him now.

178
00:20:16,077 --> 00:20:16,980
How's that arm?

179
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,387
Better than the Joker's.

180
00:20:18,387 --> 00:20:19,693
Close one this time.

181
00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:22,377
Umm. They're all close ones.

182
00:20:22,377 --> 00:20:24,443
Well, here's to survival.

183
00:20:24,443 --> 00:20:27,566
Hopefully we will be doing
this again next New Year's Eve.

184
00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:28,584
Hopefully.

185
00:20:29,753 --> 00:20:33,060
And now, Joe, if I can get one
of your famous chess stick to go?

186
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:34,857
I'll be right at the call tonight.

187
00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:36,093
Anything for you...

188
00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:41,272
One of these years,
I'm going to beat him to the check.