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(SINGING) The Simpsons
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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D'oh!
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(SCREAMS)
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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(ALL SHRIEK)
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BART ". Woo-how.!
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St. Patrick's Day. I love how
they made the river green.
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Actually, my nuclear plant did that.
And now that you know,
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your life is in danger.
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(HUMS HAPPY TUNE)
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Greetings, fellow lrishmen
and lady lrishmen.
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I, Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley
Fitzpatrick O'Donnell
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"The Edge" Quimby, welcome
you to Springfield's
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first booze-free
St. Patrick's Day!
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(ALL BOOING)
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Come on, people.
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Your drunken shenanigans
destroy this town every year.
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And Ireland is so much more
than the imbibing of spirits.
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The Irish gave the world
the paddy wagon,
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the shamrock shake, and folk dancing
where you don't move your arms.
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(IRISH MUSIC PLAYING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Where's the IRA
when you need 'em.
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(IN IRISH ACCENT) We renounced
the ways of the gun and the bomb.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(SIGHS)
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In the old days we would've
been all over that.
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(BAND PLAYING IRISH MUSIC)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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(SILENCE)
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(CHILDREN CLAMORING)
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(BAND PLAYING HEROIC
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Oh, no. The Northern Irish
are also having a parade.
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Two kinds of Irish people?
What are they fighting over?
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Who gets to sleep
in the bathtub?
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Actually, those Prots and Cathies
have hated each other for centuries.
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(SIGHS) It always comes
down to transubstantiation
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versus
consubstantiation.
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(BOTH SPEAKING
IRISH-ACCENTED GIBBERISH)
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Stop it, both of you! You have
a common land, a literature,
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and the sweetest
songs on earth!
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(S I N G I N G)
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
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Too-ra-loo-ra-li
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Hush, my little baby
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Hush now, don't you cry
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ALL: Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
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Too-ra-loo-ra-li
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Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
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That's an Irish lullaby
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(ALL CRYING)
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Oh, no!
Without the booze,
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these guys all remember how
much they hate each other!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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This was such a pleasant St. Patrick's
Day until the Irish people showed up.
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(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
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Urchins!
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They took my cupcakes!
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(IRISH ACCENT) All right, you unwanted
miracles, give back the lady's cupcakes.
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You don't have
the teeth for it.
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(IRISH ACCENT) Aye, but
we could gum the frosting.
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Well, if it's good
gumming you're after,
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wouldn't you rather have
this lovely cabbage?
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CHILDREN:
Cabbage,cabbage!
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Here you go, ma'am. Not a
sprinkle nor jimmy askew.
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Thank you
so much, Mr...
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Patrick Farrelly
at your service.
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Marge Simpson.
Well, Mr. Farrelly,
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the least I could do is
offer you a cupcake.
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Mmm.
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Light, moist, and such a
marvelous shape retention.
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Marge, I own a small bakery.
Will you bake for me?
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Me? A professional
baker's employee?
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Imagine how different
my life would be.
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Here we are
at school, kids.
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Hey, what are those
boxes in the back?
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Cakes!
BOTH: See ya.
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I'll do it!
Bless your heart.
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You won't regret it.
I already don't.
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Homer! I've
got great news!
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I'll use my one phone call
to find out all about it!
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Mulk request
change of venue.
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Green monster cannot get fair
trial in downtown Springfield.
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Granted.
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Homer Simpson? You're
a repeat offender.
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Three-peat.
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Bail is set
at $25,000.
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(SCOFFS) I make
that in a year.
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I suggest you see
a bail bondsman.
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Okay, Simpson. All of your
information checks out.
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I called your boss to
verify your employment,
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and he says you're fired
for getting arrested.
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(LAUGHING)
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You'd be amazed how
often that happens.
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Oh!
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We'll put up
your bail money.
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Just pay us 10 percent and
show up for your court date.
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And if I don't
show up?
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Then you gotta deal with me. The
name's Wolf, and I'm a bounty hunter.
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If someone skips bail, I track
'em down and bring 'em back.
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I also take a tooth, make a plastic
cast, put it on this necklace,
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then replace the tooth
at my expense.
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Well, time to go back to
my world of sleazy bars,
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tattoo parlors,
and greasy spoons.
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What a great job. And I
could use a job right now.
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Whoa!
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Not just anyone can be a bounty hunter.
You have to pass an online exam.
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No, wait. They got rid of that.
There is a ten-dollar filing fee.
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But you can get around it.
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Congratulations. You're
now a bounty hunter.
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Mmm.
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Okay. I've set
my trap.
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Now to scatter my cheese
cubes and the rats will come.
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Condos! Affordable condos!
Bail jumpers welcome!
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"Bail jumpers welcome."
That's refreshing,
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after the cold shoulder we got at
the Town Homes at Sterling Point.
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Let's not get too excited till we find
out if it's in a good school district.
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Well, so wait. Are we
telling people now?
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Stop! In the name of a private
citizen with no connection to the law!
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Now are you gonna come
quietly, or do I have to...
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(SCREAMS) Now let's
think about this.
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If you shoot me, I won't
be able to stop you
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and you'll be free to go. But
someone may come after you.
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Probably not, given your reputation
for shooting people who come after you.
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What I'm trying to say is,
not shooting me now
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would be the biggest
mistake of your life.
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANS)
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Huh?
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Bullet-proof glass.
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Flanders?
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Yep. I'm just replacing the
front window of my store,
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which was broken
in the riot.
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Young man, what
would your mother say
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if she knew you were shooting
nice people in the brain?
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She'd say that year off from Princeton
was the worst decision I ever made.
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Well, son, if you take
responsibility for your actions,
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this could be the start
of a better life for you.
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Maybe you're right.
Maybe I should just...
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(SNAKE GASPING)
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This case is
in the bag!
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Homer, you could've
killed him!
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I sure could've.
Thanks to you.
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Now I can clearly see potential
customers walk right past my store.
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Enjoy your shopping
elsewhere.
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Hey, Ned. I brought
you something.
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(HOMER CHUCKLES)
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What the... It's your
share of the money
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for bringing in
that bail jumper.
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Ned, I never thought I'd say
this, but we make a great team.
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Us? A team? As the salad said
to the soup, I'm all mixed up.
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We should be bounty
hunters together.
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You're kind and smart.
I'm cruel and strong.
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Together,
we're nothing.
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But together, we're the
perfect bounty hunter.
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Well, I could use money. But you
have to promise me something, Homer.
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Sure. What is it? We have to
do everything by the book.
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And you have to promise no
"diddilies" or "doodlies."
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My friend, you have
a dealaroonie!
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Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm.
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Marge, your talent with cakes
is a rare and precious thing.
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Well, thanks. But
I've been wondering.
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Why do you only have me make
spheres, rods, and half-moon shapes?
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(NERVOUSLY) Well,
Marge, I'll tell you,
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(DOOR OPENING)
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right after I talk to
these customers.
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(CHUCKLES) We're going to a bachelorette
party for a really naughty girl.
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Yeah. We need something
tasty and tasteless.
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I've got just the thing,
courtesy of my newest baker.
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Freshly frosted
ass cake.
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(BOTH MURMURING EXCITEDLY)
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Oh, my God. This is
an erotic bakery!
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BOTH: Mmm.
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Delicious.
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Now what do you have in the
way of a suggestive cannoli?
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We have quite
a selection.
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(LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) Yes! Oh, boy.
I'll leave you with the book.
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How could you not tell me
this is an erotic bakery?
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Marge, calm down. For as
long as there's been baking,
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there's been erotic baking. It
fills a need and harms no one.
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(SCOFFS) Harms no one?
Explain that to...
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Well, what about...
I think you forgot about...
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My number-one customers are married
couples, your friends and neighbors.
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I just made a custom order
for the Hibberts.
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It's an exact replica
of the good doctor's...
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I don't want to know! It's
not what you think it is.
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Good.
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It's his penis! That's
exactly what I was thinking!
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Marge, this is a
valuable public service.
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Without your baking, people like
me will be forced into back alleys,
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repurposing Ho Hos
and Ding Dongs.
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You have a great gift.
Don't let it go to waste.
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Well, okay.
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This Taser is awesome! Finally,
a practical use for electricity.
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Dear Lord, thank you for creating so
many evil criminals for us to bring in.
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And also, thank you for
my partner Homer, who...
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Did you just Taser
my coffee?
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Just warming it up. Now to melt
the cheese in this croissant.
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And get rid of a little
excess earwax.
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(GRUNTING)
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And smoke
a relaxing cigar.
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Homer, can we take it easy on the Taser?
No problem.
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(GASPS) Our first bail jumper!
Let's roll.
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(TASER VIBRATING)
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Homer, take the Taser
out of your pants.
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No, it looks cool!
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(ELECTRIC AVENUE PLAYING)
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(SINGING) Boy!
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Boy!
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Down in the street
there is violence
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And a lots of work
to be done
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MAN: Who's there?
Bible salesman.
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No place to hang out
our washing
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And I can't blame
all on the sun, oh no
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We gonna rock down
to Electric Avenue
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And then we'll
take it higher
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Oh, we gonna rock down
to Electric Avenue
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And then we'll
take it higher
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Workin' so hard
like a soldier
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Daddy's home! I brought you
kids some stuff from work!
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Here you go, son!
Shell casings!
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Whoa! There's still
bullets in some of these!
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Point them away from your
sisters when you hammer them.
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Yes, sir!
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What'd you
get for me?
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Something for the sweetest
little scientist in the world.
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A new chemistry set!
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Dad, is this from
a meth lab?
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The biggest
one in town!
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This is evidence.
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Evidence that I
love my little girl.
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Marge, I brought you some flowers.
A full dozen this time! No tricks.
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Homie! I got you
something, too!
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A sterling silver picture frame
with pictures of our kids in it.
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Yes, for now.
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I guess things are working out
pretty good at your bakery job.
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Maybe we could order one of
your cakes for Lisa's birthday.
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How dare you?
What'd you do that for?
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Sorry. Sorry.
Muscle spasm.
241
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(MARGE LAUGHING)
242
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,811
I'm not convinced.
Still on the fence.
243
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,855
Now I believe you.
244
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,692
He'll be here
sooner or later.
245
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,449
(HOMER HUMMING)
246
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,284
So how about a little
stakeout music?
247
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,120
(CHUCKLES) Homer, I don't think
we have the same musical tastes.
248
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,789
Well, I like AC/DC.
249
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,583
I like their Christian
cover band, AD/BC.
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(SINGING) Kindly deeds done
for free Kindly deeds...
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Done for free
252
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,009
Kindly deeds done for free
253
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,680
Kindly deeds and
they're done for free
254
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:28,766
Kindly deeds and
they're done for free
255
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,817
I've never seen anyone
eat pizza like that.
256
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,485
You gotta try it!
257
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,822
This way the pepperonis stay intact
until they reach your stomach.
258
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,115
Then barn!
259
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,077
Man! That's harder to
swallow than evolution!
260
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,621
You've gotta roll it
from the point.
261
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,540
Here. Let me show you.
262
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,713
Not bad. Now let it
unfurl in your stomach.
263
00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,964
(EXCLAIMS)
264
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,382
There he is!
265
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,466
(GASPS)
266
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,511
(TIRES SQUEALING)
267
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,474
Kitten whiskers!
268
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:15,646
There's one thing he didn't count on:
my reckless indifference to human life!
269
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,486
Lord, in your mercy, could
you give my friend a stroke?
270
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,870
Seymour, those string beans
were cooked to perfection.
271
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:34,081
After twenty years, I am
finally starting to like you.
272
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,667
Just wait for dessert, sir.
I made it with you in mind.
273
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,793
Outstanding.
274
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,297
I'll just shut my eyes and
let you place it before me.
275
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,382
(GARY EXCLAIMS
IN SHOCK)
276
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:47,178
AGNES: Seymour, what's going on?
I'm coming down there!
277
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,888
Quick! We'll have to
eat from each end.
278
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,432
We'll know we're safe when
our lips meet in the middle.
279
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,394
(BIG TONY SCREAMS)
280
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,273
Homer, you can't drive
a car onto a subway.
281
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,275
You need a special sticker
just to bring a bike!
282
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,985
Have you no respect
for the law?
283
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,529
Hey, it worked, didn't it?
Okay, smart guy!
284
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,782
You're going
in the bag!
285
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,575
(GASPING)
286
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,285
Wait. I left a
sandwich in there.
287
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,369
(BIG TONY GASPS)
288
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,957
Homer, no. You promised. Everything
was supposed to be by the book.
289
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,334
You know what
your problem is?
290
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,795
You haven't become as bad
as the people we chase!
291
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,213
This partnership
is over!
292
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,508
I'll tell you what's over:
this partnership!
293
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,595
You know, if you'd take your foot
off the accelerator going downhill,
294
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,263
you wouldn't use
so much gas.
295
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,475
(SIGHS) I can't take
another word out of you.
296
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,560
(HOMER GASPING)
297
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,398
I can't believe
Flanders dumped me.
298
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:45,069
Marge, do we have any more
of your extra-long Twinkies?
299
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:49,782
Oh, no! Those were for
Mr. Smithers' commitment ceremony!
300
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,617
Marge, what's going on?
301
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,743
(MARGE SIGHS)
302
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:57,123
Homie, I've got a confession to make.
I'm an erotic baker.
303
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,165
(GASPS)
304
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,584
I hid it all in the one
place you'd never look.
305
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:06,465
Marge, I could see you withholding
sex or withholding cake.
306
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,801
But withholding
sexy cake?
307
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,346
I know we have to move past
this but I don't see how.
308
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:19,562
Homie, what do you say we go to bed?
You, me, and the cake?
309
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:23,315
First, why don't you and I
and the cake take a shower?
310
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:24,567
Oh.
311
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,448
(SIGHS)
312
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,412
Lucky Jim, I'm out of the
bounty hunting business.
313
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:40,624
Not so fast, Ned. I got one more
bail jumper for you to pick up.
314
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,918
Forget it! I'm
turning in my...
315
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,879
Well, I don't really have
anything to turn in.
316
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,673
So that's that! I suggest
you call Homer Simpson!
317
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,384
This is one jumper
that Homer can't catch.
318
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,847
(GASPS) Homer?
319
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,432
Seems he never
showed up in court
320
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,643
on his St. Patrick's Day arrest.
Not interested.
321
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:04,607
All right. If you don't want the job,
I'll just give it to one of these guys.
322
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,067
(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
323
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,531
I'm sure they're all
competent professionals.
324
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,617
But you'd best
leave it to me.
325
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,292
Hello? Hello?
Anybody home?
326
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,505
You jumped bail, Homer.
I gotta bring you in.
327
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,049
What have you
done to my family?
328
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,677
I figured a good time to pick you up
was when they were at Lisa's recital.
329
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,596
And how did you know
I wouldn't be there?
330
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,931
Lucky guess.
331
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,974
VVeH,youWlnever
take me alive!
332
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,811
Forgot my keys.
333
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,528
(HOMER GRUNTS)
334
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:56,927
(PANTING)
335
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,476
I loved you, man!
For the last few weeks.
336
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,979
But most of the time I've known
you, you've treated me like dirt.
337
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,648
You hang onto resentment
like a Confederate widow!
338
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,151
I forgave you for
accidentally killing my wife.
339
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,486
Yeah. But you hold
onto the big things!
340
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,865
The point is the more I got to know
you, the more I got to like you.
341
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,869
I like you, too. But you broke the law.
So I gotta bring you in.
342
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,204
So it's gonna be
like that, eh?
343
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,291
(GRUNTS)
344
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,843
(BATMAN THEME PLPOHNG)
345
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,520
I got you, my friend.
346
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,522
Thanks. But what are
you holding onto?
347
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,690
Well, I'm...
348
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,400
(BOTH SCREAMING)
349
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,363
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
350
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,366
Now all we have to do is get
out before the concrete hardens.
351
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,950
(BOTH GRUNTING)
352
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,661
Damn it.
353
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,125
"Lest I come and strike
the earth with a curse."
354
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,919
Thus ends the
Book of Malachi.
355
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,005
(LAUGHS) I guess I did know the
whole Old Testament by heart.
356
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,716
Out with the Old, in with the New.
Testament that is.
357
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,553
Matthew 1. "The book of the genealogy
of Jesus Christ, the son of David,
358
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,055
"the son of Abraham.
359
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:27,559
"Abraham became the father of Isaac.
Isaac became the father of Jacob.
360
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,479
"Jacob became the father
of Judah and his brothers.
361
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,733
"Judah became the father
of Perez and Zarah by Tamar."
362
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,320
Simpson, we're gonna put you
away for a long, long time.
363
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,197
Make it life and
you've got a deal.
364
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,785
MARGE: Don't feel too bad, Homie.
You'll be free tomorrow.
365
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,746
And I used all my
new baking skills
366
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:52,376
to make a special cake
to remind you of me.
367
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,338
(CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
368
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,548
Baby!
369
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,220
Thanks, Marge.
370
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,232
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