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(SINGING) The Simpsons
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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(HORN BELLOWING)
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(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(HONKING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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D'oh!
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(SCREAMS)
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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BART: Ay, caramba!
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(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
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Out of gas? But how?
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I put a dollar in this morning
and we've only driven 90 cents!
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You had to drive with the windows
down, didn't you, Rockefeller?
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Now get some gas while I read
my bingo strategy guide!
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Let's see... B-12.
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(TRUCK HORN HONKING)
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(CARS HONKING)
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(GASPING)
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I did it!
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Bonehead.
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Huh?
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This counts as a
parent/teacher conference!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Am I seeing this right?
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I am! Time to
spread the word!
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Hey, Milhouse.
Talk to me.
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Skinner's doing what?
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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I'm on my way!
I'm on my way!
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
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(CARS HONKING)
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
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I'll clean you up good,
giant beer can!
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(BARNEY YELLING)
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(SEYMOUR SCREAMING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Where's Simpson?
I couldn't get a hold of him.
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No cell phone. But if I know Bart,
he's busy doing something awesome!
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I don't know why
I agreed to this.
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Because you love the
taste of my imaginary tea.
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(SLURP5)
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Oh, you're right.
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(GULPING)
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Hey, spaz. While you were
here spazzing yourself,
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you totally missed out.
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Missed out? I didn't miss out.
What did I miss out on?
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(BART GASPING)
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(BART EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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(MOANS)
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I wish I had
a cell phone.
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Here's an imaginary
cell phone.
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What? Do you
think I'm crazy?
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(BART GRUNTS)
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Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone!
Your son is lamer than Milhouse!
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What does that
say about you?
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Sweetie, we can't afford
to get you a cell phone.
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As it is, I'm buying frozen
peas on installments.
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(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)
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(GROANS)
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I'm never gonna
get a cell phone.
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And I'm never gonna
go to Machu Picchu.
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In this family, you get
used to disappointments.
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How am I ever
gonna get a cell phone?
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
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Is this your ball?
Why, yes, it is!
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(DR. HIBBERT LAUGHING)
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Here you go.
Don't tell me where I go!
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A dollar? What for?
It's the least I can do.
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These balls cost
five dollars new.
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So I can get a dollar
for every ball I find?
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Then if a cell phone costs
$100, how many balls do I need?
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This is why my kids
go to private school.
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(LAUGHING)
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(WORK/N' MAN BLUES PLAYING)
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MAN: (SINGING) I keep my
nose on the grindstone
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I work hard every day
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I might get a little tired on
the weekend, after I draw my pay
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But I'll go back workin'
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Come Monday morning
I'm right back with the crew
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(WHOOPS)
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I'll drink a little beer
that evening
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Huh?
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I'll fix you,
you varmint!
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Wow! I'm just 20 balls away
from a cell phone!
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WILLIE: So it's you!
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You're the one that's been
poaching on my territory!
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Groundskeeper Willie?
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Weekends and summers,
I'm Greenskeeper Willie.
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Your ball-scavenging
days are over!
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And those orphan
golf balls belong to me!
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(GRUNTS) Dimpled gold.
I'm rich!
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Now I won't have to pleasure a country
club wife to get me steak dinner!
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(SIGHS)
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I'm never gonna
get a cell phone.
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(SIGHS) Great. We gotta
wait for Denis Leary.
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Hey, Leary, if you want to have
a "tee" party, go back to Boston!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Boston.
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Come on, Ice Age,
take the shot!
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Ice Age was the
name of the film.
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I played Diego, the vicious saber tooth
tiger who, guess what, has a heart.
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Now shut up or I'll have you
all kicked out of show business.
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(ALL EXCLAIM)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Damn it!
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A cell phone!
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It's mine!
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Cool. You can even
watch commercials on it!
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(DIALING ON CELL PHONE)
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Hey, Milhouse. Guess
where I'm calling from?
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Well, I know you
don't have a cell phone.
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So you must be in your kitchen
or one of your bedrooms.
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Unless you have a wall jack
in your basement!
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That would be huge!
Look outside your window.
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I'm not supposed to look out
the window when I'm alone.
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Just do it!
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Cell phone!
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Let's assign each
other ring tones!
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That felt good.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Hello? You want Denis Leary?
Wrong number, dumb-ass.
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Come on, Denis. It's me,
producer Brian Grazer.
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I just paid five million dollars
for the screen rights to the book
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Everybody Poops.
I'm a big fan.
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Only one face came to mind for
the constipated gorilla. Yours.
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Sure. On one condition.
I want to do my own poops.
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I wouldn't have it
any other way.
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Of course I'll do it
for minimum. Great.
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I'll see you next
Monday in Tunisia.
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This phone belongs
to Denis Leary!
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Denis Leary? Boston comedian turned
movie star turned basic cable notable?
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That's right! Let's call his
business manager and tell him
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to spend all his money on Yankees
hats and Derek Jeterjerseys.
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I don't know, Bart. What
if Denis Leary gets mad?
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Nah. He's cool. He's gonna
think this is hilarious.
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No longer must
we live in shame.
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Let the decree go forth.
Everybody poops!
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And cut! Great. Great, man.
You really nailed it.
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I don't even remember
agreeing to be in this movie.
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Well, you did.
Bring in the poop.
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Milhouse, I hold in this hand
Denis Leary's cell phone.
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And in this hand, the phone
numbers of bars around the world.
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Let's start
with Hawaii.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Aloha.
Aloha to you.
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I'm looking for Maya,
last name Normousbutt.
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Hang on. I'll check, has anyone
here seen Maya Normousbutt?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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I got a Drew Peewiener here?
Anyone expecting a Drew Peewiener?
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I hold in my hand
a Drew Peewiener!
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Better put it
down then, mate!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(GREETS IN SWEDISH)
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lshaflinquke. ls there
a Mr. Myfriendsaregay?
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First name Olaf. Attention, everyone!
Olaf Myfriendsaregay!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Wait a minute. If I
ever get a hold of you,
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I will thank you for showing me
the futility of human endeavor.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(SIGHS) The sun never sets
on the Bartish Empire.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Yo. Who's this? Denis
Leary, you little puke!
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I'm gonna rip out your
heart with two fingers!
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They taught me how
to do it for my show!
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Which one? The one that got canceled
or the one that's gonna get canceled?
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You are so dead!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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That laughter sounds like
the result of misbehavior.
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Bart, how did you
get a cell phone?
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Same way you got me. By
accident on a golf course.
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Whose phone is this?
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You'll never get it out of me!
Okay. Milhouse?
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It's Denis Leary's!
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I'm sorry, Bart. I'm desperate
for any signs of adult approval.
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You did the right thing.
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(SIGHS)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Bart Simpson's stolen cell phone.
Can I help you?
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Damn straight, you can. I'm Denis Leary.
And your kid is out of control.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Leary. Sometimes
it's hard to be a parent.
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No it's not. It's easy.
I'll tell you what's hard.
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Having to watch my stunt double
run into a burning building,
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worrying that people might
realize it's not me, it's him.
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Try doing that!
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I don't think
I could.
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(SIGHS) Mr. Leary,
I'm so sorry.
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I'll send you your
phone back right away.
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Keep the phone. In fact,
can I give you some advice?
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Of course.
You're Denis Leary.
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Give your kid back the phone. But
first, activate its built-in GPS system.
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That way you can log onto your carrier's
website and track your son's movements,
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the way I track every actor who
gets a movie that I was up for.
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Shouldn't you just be
happy for their success?
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I should be a lot
of things, lady.
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My tarts!
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(SIGHS) Okay, here goes. Bart,
I have something for you.
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Huh?
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Wait a minute. I thought you
said I couldn't have this.
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Well, sweetie, I know I said
you couldn't have a cell phone.
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But in these days of stranger
dangers and sinister ministers,
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I think it's important
that we're in touch.
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(THRILLED GASP)
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Lady, you are the
best mom ever!
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(MURMURS)
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Did he take the bait?
Like a bigmouth bass.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Okay. Bart went to
the comic book store.
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Time to head home.
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(GASPS)
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Bullies!
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Hey! He went into
a construction site!
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(GASPS) That's
a hard-hat zone!
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(MILHOUSE LAUGHING)
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You sure this is safe?
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Sure. I got my
seatbelt on.
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MARGE: Bartholomew
J. Simpson!
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MILHOUSEI Whoa!
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What are you doing at
this construction site?
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Trying to do something
constructive?
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(GRUNTS)
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I'll just take Milhouse home.
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(WATCH YOUR STEP PLAYING)
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(SINGING)
You better watch your step
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Bye
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I send you all my regards
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You're so tough
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You're so hard
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Listen to the hammers
falling in the breaker's yard
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You better watch your step
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You better watch your step
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Ooh, watch your step
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, Bart just keeps spinning
around and around and around.
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What's his angle?
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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What are you two doing
in the laundry room?
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We're doing the laundry.
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Dad, do laundry. (CHUCKLES
NERVOUSLY) No problem.
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(MURMURS NERVOUSLY)
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(HUMS HAPPY TUNE)
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Tracking software?
248
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:31,811
(LISA GASPS)
249
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,980
You're spying on Bart.
250
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,984
Honey, keeping track of someone
because you love them is not wrong.
251
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,902
It shows you care!
252
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:44,323
That's right, my beautiful,
beautiful Midge.
253
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,700
(CHUCKLES)
254
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,702
Soon you'll be mine.
255
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,870
Keep talking, creepo.
256
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,957
Every word buys you another
year in the slammer.
257
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:02,633
Bart, there's something I need to tell you.
Mom and Dad...
258
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:07,096
(SHUSHING) I'm listening to financing
terms for double-glazed windows.
259
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,348
Awesome. Another call.
You got Bart.
260
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,226
It's me, you idiot. Mom
and Dad are spying on you.
261
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,854
There's a tracking chip
in your cell phone.
262
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,940
(GASPS) They're spying
on me? That's horrible.
263
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,402
I know! It's a complete violation
of your rights! Not to mention...
264
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,237
Hold that thought.
I'm getting a text.
265
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,073
Viagra at five
dollars a pill?
266
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:29,035
(LAUGHS) Whatever it is, it's
going in Skinner's coffee.
267
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,787
What is in this coffee?
268
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,839
Mmm-hmm.
269
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,344
Track this, Mom and Dad.
270
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,929
(CHUCKLES)
271
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,183
MARGE: Look at Bart go!
272
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,811
He must be running away!
He won't get far.
273
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,022
Not on that crappy
breakfast I made for him.
274
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,732
MARGE: Oh, my God.
He's out of frame!
275
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,901
Zoom out! Zoom out!
276
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,904
(MARGE EXCLAIMS)
277
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:08,199
He's circling the
Shelbyville Bird Sanctuary.
278
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,408
(HOMER LAUGHING)
279
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,912
Our little boy has lost his
mind. Let's get him.
280
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,168
(LAUGHS)
281
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,838
Looks like I've got the house
to myself for a while.
282
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,008
I can do anything I want!
First, I'm gonna take a bath.
283
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,094
Then I'm gonna eat
some vegetables.
284
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:33,349
And then I'm gonna get to bed
nice and early with no TV!
285
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,602
(CHUCKUNG)
286
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,775
So your family's been
gone for three days?
287
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:45,236
Yeah. And I think they
may be gone a while longer.
288
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,863
It looks like the grilled
Twizzlers are ready.
289
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,243
Mmm. Yeah.
This baby is done.
290
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,252
Awesome! But I
better get going.
291
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,629
It's getting dark. My
mom's gonna wake up soon.
292
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,799
She gets upset if someone's not
there to tell her where she is.
293
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:07,842
(LAUGHS)
294
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,385
Typical mom.
295
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,138
You sure you don't want to
stay and have a sleepover?
296
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,389
I made sleepover shirts!
297
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,473
Huh? Huh?
298
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,559
Listen, Bart. If I don't
get home soon,
299
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,811
there won't be time for my
mom to give me a hug,
300
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:22,648
my dad to read me a story, and
both of them to sing me a song
301
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,567
till I gently fall asleep.
302
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,987
Anyway, you have
fun by yourself.
303
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,864
Hmm. There's no
moon tonight.
304
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,074
Real boogeyman
weather.
305
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,493
(WIND WHOOSHING)
306
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,578
(MURMURS WORRIEDLY)
307
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,420
Bart's been moving
nonstop all afternoon.
308
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:48,424
Maybe there's too much sugar
in his Sugar Frosted Candy-0's.
309
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,509
Something about this
just doesn't seem right.
310
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,928
Pull over!
Bart's in this field!
311
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,684
Bart? Where are
you, boy?
312
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,896
Don't worry.
I won't strangle you.
313
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,278
(BIRD TWITTERING)
314
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,447
(LISA GASPS)
315
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:15,242
I think we're following you!
What's your species, little guy?
316
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,330
You're a scarlet tanager.
317
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,166
You've been flying south
because you're migrating to...
318
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,210
Machu Picchu, Peru?
319
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,879
Well, I could tell Mom and
Dad the chip is in a bird
320
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,715
and hope they take me to
Machu Picchu another time.
321
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:30,799
Or...
322
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,967
(SHOOING)
323
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,511
Mom, Dad, Bart's
on the move!
324
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:35,596
(WIND WHOOSHING)
325
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,181
(OWL HOOTING)
326
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,477
Man, when you're alone,
night is scary.
327
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,480
Day is awesome!
328
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,273
Night is scary.
329
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,651
Day is awesome!
330
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,821
Night is scary.
331
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,119
Are we ever
going to find him?
332
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,456
Absolutely. That unpleasantness
in Ecuador is behind us,
333
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,459
my coca leaf addiction
is under control,
334
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:09,838
and Bart is finally trapped in
that paradise above the clouds.
335
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,596
Bart! Where
are you, Bart?
336
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,847
Is that him?
337
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,434
No. It's just a bush.
338
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,647
Clearly the work ofvvwakocha,
the trickster god.
339
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,776
You guys look exhausted. Maybe
you ought to rest for a while.
340
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,737
No! All I care about
is finding my boy!
341
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,699
And then I'm never letting
him out of my sight again!
342
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,327
(SNORING)
343
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,211
Greetings, sky-haired
sun mother.
344
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,632
I don't need any new friends. I'm
just looking for my little boy.
345
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,801
I need to protect
him from himself.
346
00:18:55,884 --> 00:19:00,180
Like the mothers of ancient Machu
Picchu protected their children?
347
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,518
(MARGE SCREAMING)
348
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,066
Our mothers were the
most overprotective
349
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,360
in the greater Machu Picchu
metropolitan area.
350
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:16,822
They forced their children to
live in this walled mountain city.
351
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,074
Those walls do look safe.
352
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,286
Walls that keep out danger
keep out knowledge.
353
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,872
Our young people never learned
to survive on their own.
354
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,834
So when they grew up they were
no match for the conquistadors.
355
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,087
(ALL YELPING)
356
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,922
(HOOTING)
357
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,220
Oh, my God. You've taught
me a valuable lesson.
358
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,930
I didn't mean to.
I'm just chatty.
359
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,434
I sold my business a few years ago.
And I miss talking to people.
360
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:53,901
So I can't always be there for Bart. He's
got to learn to take care of himself.
361
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,362
The computer says Bart's
standing on the computer.
362
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,782
All I see is a stupid bird with
a tracking chip on its leg.
363
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,283
It doesn't add up.
364
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,663
I think it's time
for us to go home.
365
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,254
Hey.
Thank God you're okay!
366
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,131
Were you guys gone?
367
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,050
We were gone
for two weeks!
368
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,635
I didn't even notice.
369
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,220
Oh.
370
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:25,557
Well, I just made a 3,700-mile car trip.
I need to wash up.
371
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:27,768
Oh!
372
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,145
Never leave again!
373
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,398
(EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)
374
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,525
(MARGE GRUNTING)
375
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,069
Where's Maggie?
376
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,737
She's...
377
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,004
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