1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:02,587 Liv: Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:02,795 --> 00:00:04,435 This is all we have. One dose of the cure. 3 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:05,983 Major: You turned me into a zombie. 4 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:09,087 - Rather than watch you die. - You let me check myself into a mental hospital. 5 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,845 You let me think I was crazy. 6 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:13,073 - Whatever happens now, I hope you can forgive me. - Liv? 7 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:14,457 I get it. You're not talking to me. 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,808 I just need some time. 9 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:17,977 What do I need to replicate the cure? 10 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:20,813 Ah, yes. The tainted utopium from the night of the boat massacre. 11 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:21,647 Hey, dad! 12 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:24,609 Major: [Showed up to train a new client today, and he was a zombie. 13 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,402 Gilda: We've solved the zombie problem. 14 00:00:26,611 --> 00:00:28,297 We've located the instrument of their destruction. 15 00:00:28,321 --> 00:00:29,339 Du Clark: There are zombies living among us. 16 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,907 You want me to kill them? 17 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:32,509 - Yes. - You've got the wrong man for the job. 18 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,243 We do know of one zombie, Liv Moore. 19 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:36,412 I've got you over a barrel, big guy. 20 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:39,540 - Hey, roomie. How was work? - You would not believe the guy we hired. 21 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:40,749 Ahh! 22 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,965 My father has been missing for two days now. 23 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:50,760 He's six-feet tall with brown hair and brown eyes. 24 00:00:53,513 --> 00:00:59,435 If you've seen him, or heard of anything at all, please contact the Seattle police. 25 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:01,896 Please help us find our dad. 26 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:04,982 We love him so much and we just want him to come home. 27 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:08,069 Reporter: Verna, verna, over here. I have a question. 28 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:18,663 Friends, romans, countrymen, 29 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:23,167 lend me your beers! 30 00:01:23,376 --> 00:01:28,798 Four score and seven years ago, and something, something... hail Caesar! 31 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:34,679 Yo! What up, furry? 32 00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:45,064 Party foul! 33 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,227 What happened to Caesar? 34 00:02:23,436 --> 00:02:26,156 Oh, he came, he saw, he was stabbed several times in quick succession 35 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,566 with a sharp cylindrical object. 36 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,152 Likely an ice pick. This is Chad wolcoff. 37 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,279 He was the pledge captain for zeta beta theta. 38 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,280 Wait, don't move. 39 00:02:40,036 --> 00:02:42,038 These look like the exact vials from the boat party 40 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,123 that contained the tainted utopium. 41 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,602 Ravi, I'm pretty sure that all utopium comes in vials like that. 42 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:50,463 - Oh. - And fyi, if you find the cure for zombie-ism on this floor, 43 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,757 I may opt to keep eating brains. 44 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,968 Room packed with people, a guy gets stabbed multiple times, 45 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:57,803 and no one saw anything. 46 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,132 - Seriously? - I'm really gonna need a hand with this, 47 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:02,391 so let me know when things get extrasensory. 48 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,772 Well, I hope you like jager bombs and homoerotic subtext. 49 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,574 - Can you meet me upstairs? - Yes. 50 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:23,996 And so it begins... 51 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:32,088 - You know what I fear more than death? - Love? 52 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:35,049 Unrealized potential. 53 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:39,804 I am overflowing with potential, and I'm tapping every last drop. 54 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:43,808 How about you, speedy? You realizing your potential? 55 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:47,144 I don't know if I'm overflowing but, yeah. 56 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:51,190 - All that stuff you said. - That self-doubt? That's Mr. Boss talking. 57 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:54,944 We always said we wanted more. More responsibility, more money. 58 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,392 I wanted to be alive to really get to enjoy those things. 59 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:02,159 He's not gonna take too kindly to us moving in on his utopium trade. 60 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:04,161 Hey, this is our time. 61 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:06,747 Our product is better than that glorified ecstasy he sells. 62 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:07,914 Higher highs. 63 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,040 Lower lows. 64 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,460 Just saying. 65 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:14,505 We're going to undercut Mr. Boss' prices. 66 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:18,509 Four dealers. Four of the hottest clubs. Opposite ends of the city. 67 00:04:18,718 --> 00:04:20,886 By the time Mr. Boss knows what hit him, 68 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,930 customers are gonna be knocking down our door. 69 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:26,767 And I've got a big-ass roll of Benjamins. Boys answering to me. 70 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,519 Yes. Now... 71 00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:30,872 Our sales staff, did you find what we were looking for? 72 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,190 Upscale types, like you said. 73 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:36,819 Rich kids whose daddies cut them off. Not the usual creepers. 74 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,989 I don't want to know anything. I'm just the little man behind the curtain. 75 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:44,493 No one needs to know I exist. This is your show, okay? 76 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:46,829 A year from now, we'll be running this city. 77 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,206 Your lips to god's ears. 78 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,709 - Go. Go get 'em. - Yeah. 79 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,340 Sounds like a risky plan. 80 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,636 Oh, and what? You're the plan guy? 81 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:06,557 Now, any progress finding that guy who cut the tainted utopium? 82 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:10,603 - Got a couple leads. - Allow me to light a fire under you. 83 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,272 Do you know why your brother was institutionalized? 84 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:18,110 Because he was crazy. He heard voices. He saw things. 85 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:21,655 And the loony sob thought there were zombies running around Seattle. 86 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,157 That's just silly. 87 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,828 Sometimes they just loiter. 88 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:30,956 Chief, did I say you could lick the bowl? 89 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:38,088 It's, like, unthinkable that someone murdered Chad. 90 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:40,424 No, like, seriously, I can't even think it. 91 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:46,514 He was more than just a frat brother. He was, like, a brother-brother, bro. 92 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,182 For real. 93 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,559 Oh, hey, I think we killed that. 94 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,647 - What are you doing? - Coaxing the flow to the hose. 95 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:03,823 Did Chad have any enemies that you know of? 96 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,742 No way, man. Chad was the freaking best. 97 00:06:06,951 --> 00:06:08,911 - Everybody loved him. - Well, not everybody. 98 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,621 I mean, someone stabbed him to death. 99 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,705 No disrespect, bro. 100 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,250 No, no, bro. I feel you. 101 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,002 Valid point. 102 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,571 That person might be a complete knob, but they're out there. 103 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:23,133 I don't know, like, who do you guys know who totally sucks? 104 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,177 Actually, that's not important. 105 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:27,026 Seems like a solid jumping-off point, bro. 106 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:30,307 Guys, who you think sucks is not helpful information. 107 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:34,311 Hey! Hey! Did Chad ever fight with anyone? 108 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,648 Well, I mean, sometimes dudes from other frats would get pissed 109 00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:40,609 because he crushed so hard at pong. 110 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:44,321 He was just a great guy. He invented stripper car wash Sunday. 111 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:47,324 Which sounds degrading, but all the proceeds went to charity. 112 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:48,993 Dude, no, they didn't. 113 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:51,241 Bro, that's why he didn't have to pay the strippers. 114 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,289 It all went to, like, dyslexia research. 115 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:55,499 The best was chunk. 116 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:57,209 Chunk! Ah! 117 00:06:57,418 --> 00:07:00,170 Chad buttered this fat guy's floor while he was asleep. 118 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:03,340 So dude gets up in the morning, all naked, and he's slipping around like 119 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,759 a freaking walrus on ice. 120 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,845 It's on YouTube. You guys gotta see it. 121 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,407 - Oh, yeah. - See, that's just the kind of guy Chad was, you know. 122 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:14,059 You pass out drunk, shave the eyebrows. Maybe snap a ball-drag pic. 123 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,812 Sounds like he might have made some people upset. 124 00:07:17,021 --> 00:07:18,731 Maybe the victims of these pranks? 125 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,650 I guess like a little. To everyone else it was just super funny. 126 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,527 Look, Chad wasn't just pranks and stuff. 127 00:07:23,736 --> 00:07:25,529 Like, he was always there for his brothers. 128 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:28,216 When you're doing your fourth funnel, and you're not gonna puke, 129 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,360 but you might still give up, 130 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:36,707 he was the guy yelling, "chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" 131 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,669 - Ready, bro? - Let's do this, bro! 132 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:42,878 All: Chug! Chug! Brody: One, two, three. 133 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:47,676 You ruined my life, man! You ruined my life. 134 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,387 Chug. 135 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,016 I lost my champion, bro. 136 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,393 I lost my champion. 137 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:02,733 Hey, you. How did Chad ruin your life? 138 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,696 Damn! 139 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:18,374 It was pledge week. Chad made me streak. 140 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:20,560 I didn't know I was streaking by an elementary school 141 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,252 till I heard the kids start laughing. 142 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:25,005 Not only was I arrested, 143 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,216 I had to register as a sex offender. 144 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,926 So why stay with the fraternity? 145 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:33,263 Chad convinced me to. My career prospects are limited now. 146 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:36,684 Chad assured me that the zeta beta thetas take care of their own. 147 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:39,436 As long as I'm a brother, I have a future. 148 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,647 Where were you at the time of the murder? 149 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:45,401 I was in the back room, talking to some girl in a sexy unicorn costume. 150 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,486 We heard screams and ran inside. 151 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:48,735 I'll need the girl's name. 152 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,864 She was just a random chick. 153 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:53,200 Wait. I saw a photo on the party's Instagram feed. 154 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,978 Clive: Are these all from the party? 155 00:08:58,122 --> 00:08:59,724 Randy: Yeah, look that is me in the curtain. 156 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,468 Clive: How am I supposed to know that's you? 157 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,687 A pterodactyl could be inside there and no one would know. 158 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:06,755 But it's me. Look, I have the costume. 159 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,684 All that tells me is you have the costume that an unidentified person 160 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:11,802 - was wearing in this photo. - But it's me. 161 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:13,554 Okay, Brody will tell you. 162 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,561 You know, these must've been taken from the top of the staircase. 163 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,397 All right, there's Chad, right? 164 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:28,861 Still there, still there, still there, gone. Right? Let's go back. 165 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,113 See this furry blue thing? 166 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,657 You can see Chad as furry blue is heading over, 167 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:37,244 but look at this one of furry blue walking away. Chad's down. 168 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:40,205 - Furry blue is probably who stabbed him. - Okay... 169 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,214 He doesn't remember what I was wearing, but... 170 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,293 Who wore the furry blue costume? 171 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:47,588 Yeah, I don't know who the blue guy is, 172 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,036 but how huge are Megan Reilly's cans? 173 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,968 Oh, that's not Megan Reilly, bro. Her cans are more teardrop. 174 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,177 Okay! 175 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:57,431 Thank you for your time. 176 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:05,397 - So, if I remember anything, should I call you, or... - You can call me. 177 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:10,360 I'm the detective on the case. 178 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,649 You're like that box of chocolates from Forrest Gump, 179 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:13,976 I never know what I'm gonna get. 180 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:16,116 You're getting chocolate, bro. 181 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:19,078 I'll start calling the local costume shops. 182 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,414 See if I can find the ones that stock that blue furry costume. 183 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,041 Find out who rented it. 184 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,755 Chakrabarti! Where you at? 185 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,591 I have been doing some thinking, 186 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,804 and I'm pretty sure what this morgue needs is a foosball table. 187 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,940 I know you can't fully control your actions when you're on a brain, 188 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,527 but I really need you to try and rein in the bro. 189 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,655 We would be in serious trouble if someone came in and saw how you arranged 190 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,698 the medical skeletons. 191 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,743 And this, this is unacceptable. 192 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,539 What if someone came in to identify their loved one 193 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,667 and the medical examiner had "fart" written on his forehead? 194 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,378 It isn't funny. 195 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,255 - It's pretty funny. - It really isn't. 196 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,966 - It kinda is. - I can assure you it isn't funny. 197 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,221 It isn't funny. 198 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,741 You're lucky you're receiving a suspension and not an expulsion. 199 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,809 Chad: Okay. But it's kind of funny. 200 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:28,147 No. No, it's not. It's not funny. 201 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:33,402 - Were you contemplating your actions or having a vision? - If you had to guess... 202 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:37,239 I take back every bad thing I ever said about frat boys. 203 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,283 These brains are fun as hell. 204 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:42,452 I can't stop chillaxing. Everything is hilarious. 205 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:46,290 Dude, the guy who killed Chad is a total dick, and I demand... 206 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,791 Babineaux. 207 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,835 Wazzup? Just had a vis. 208 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,172 Yeah, it was, like, a discipline hearing-type thing. 209 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,425 This kid looked like he wanted to murder Chad, bro. 210 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,218 We've gotta find this other student. 211 00:11:58,427 --> 00:11:59,887 Pronto. 212 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,847 Brain fart. Whole new level. 213 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,312 So I finally found out the blue bear is a character 214 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,148 from a Swedish kids' show named captain wozzles. 215 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,358 He did look nordic. 216 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,403 I called every costume shop here in Seattle. So far, no one carries it. 217 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,697 I'll move on to shops in the surrounding area. 218 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:22,201 But first, I spoke to the Dean of pacific west university about your vision. 219 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,179 He wouldn't give me details about the grievance filed 220 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,205 against Chad without a warrant, 221 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,213 but said I was welcome to see if the student was open to discussing it. 222 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,169 He's on his way in now. And you'll never guess what his name is. 223 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,795 Chad wolcoff. 224 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,714 Like the murder victim. 225 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,859 Can you tell us why you filed a grievance against Chad? 226 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,003 Chad and I often got each other's mail back at school. 227 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:43,430 I got invited to speak at a high school about the dangers of drunk driving. 228 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,307 Chad got my invitation by mistake. 229 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:50,187 He thought it would be a hoot to get wasted and go in my place. 230 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,648 He basically gave a tutorial on how to drink and drive 231 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:56,443 to 200 high school seniors before school security dragged him off stage. 232 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,820 Oh, hey, I get why that's awful, 233 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,573 but I think Chad was just trying to be funny, you know. I... 234 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:05,077 Thirty people per day are killed in drunk driving accidents. 235 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,566 Can you tell us where you were last night, around 10 P.M.? 236 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,708 Uh... I was in my room, studying. 237 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,126 Anyone who can verify that? 238 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,839 Doubtful. It's just... 239 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:21,760 Look, I took the appropriate actions with Chad, okay? 240 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,012 I met with the Dean. I filed a complaint. 241 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:27,849 Chad was a buffoon, but I don't think he deserved to die. 242 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:33,021 All right. I'll contact you with any further questions. Don't leave town. 243 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:42,531 Tightly wound, but he didn't give me a premeditated murder vibe. 244 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,500 I'm guessing he lost someone close to him in a drunk-driving accident. 245 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,703 Chad making light of that could've made him snap. 246 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,538 A sideways glance could've made him snap. 247 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,290 That dude has zero chill. 248 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,270 Your blood pressure is a bit higher than it's been. 249 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,454 It might not be cure-related. 250 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,587 Still feeling okay? 251 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,007 Yeah. 252 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,427 So, I know you're a student of men's lifestyle magazines. 253 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,388 Beard glitter. Is this a trend I should know about? 254 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:07,806 It was an accident. 255 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,058 Involving a my little pony? 256 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,954 I had some makeup on before that was surprisingly difficult to wash off. 257 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,063 Been there. So, you know I'm referring to your beard 258 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,149 as Princess sparkles from now on though, right? 259 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,877 Why would you be referring to my beard? 260 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,837 "You've got some crumbs stuck in Princess sparkles." 261 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,572 Or, "Princess sparkles could use a trim." 262 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,452 So, how's work going on the cure? 263 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,662 I can't make any progress without tainted utopium. 264 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,498 I've run tests on regular utopium, but, to be honest, 265 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,427 I know very little about how the drug works. 266 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,836 I mean, it's relatively new, there aren't studies. 267 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,380 Have you, you know, ever tried any? 268 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,174 You know hugs are my drug of choice. 269 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,009 I've been mulling it over, 270 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,070 and I think it would be beneficial for me to try some. 271 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,655 You know, so I can better understand its effects. 272 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,222 Isn't that kind of like smacking a bear 273 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,683 - to better understand being mauled to death? - No. 274 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,996 It's like smacking a bear to better understand physical exertion and adrenaline. 275 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,189 Field research is incredibly helpful. 276 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,610 Experiencing how utopium works in the body could help my research immeasurably. 277 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,528 Would you come to a club with me? 278 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,381 I could use someone to monitor me while I'm on the drug. 279 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,245 You know, make sure I'm safe, help record data. 280 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,218 Ravi, can't I just help you move a couch or something? 281 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,621 I'm really not up for the, like, "watch me do drugs" favor. 282 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,874 Sorry. I didn't realize there were limits to our friendship. 283 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,961 Oh, don't bat those big brown eyes at me, 284 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,673 you manipulative bastard. All right. I should get going. 285 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,551 - I do not want to run into Liv... - Liv: Too late. 286 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,735 How are you doing? 287 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,320 Hanging in there. 288 00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:49,741 - No, really. - You know, let's not do this, okay? 289 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,369 No let's-get-real talk. Not yet. 290 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,121 I'm great. All's well. 291 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,789 Sorry, bro, just asking. 292 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,667 - Bro? - I'm on frat boy brains at the moment, 293 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,275 and everything's getting filtered through the bro-zone layer. 294 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,382 "I'm on frat boy brains. No big whoop." 295 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,260 Just like you're doing a cleanse. Eating dead people brains. 296 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,638 It's just a fact of my life right now. Look past it, please. 297 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,098 I wanna catch up. 298 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,058 Sorry, bro. No can do. 299 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:35,619 Ahh. 300 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,124 Bad day? 301 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,893 I got smacked down by someone I used to be tight with. 302 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,377 It was harsh. 303 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,963 Hey, I'm happy you're a drink-through-the-pain type. 304 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,757 Not the sad-girl-surrounded- by-empty-ice-cream-pints type. 305 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,050 You want in on this? 306 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,052 How about we go get a real drink? 307 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,821 I kind of felt like ordering in hot wings and watching entourage. 308 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,895 - Yo! Who? - Brodyl 309 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,731 - Brody? - From zeta beta theta? 310 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,275 I got your deets from a Jamaican dude at the morgue. 311 00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:08,236 So, listen, we're hosting this memorial thing for Chad tonight. 312 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,530 It's like, a party. 313 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:14,743 I thought you might wanna come by, you know. Just, like, hang or whatever. 314 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,871 You wanna come with me to a frat party tonight? It's kind of a work thing. 315 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,313 - Yeah, cool. - There's a dress code. 316 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:24,836 Dress code? A dress code for a frat party? 317 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,856 - Boys: Chad... - I remember this one time, 318 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,758 me and Chad were kayaking in the San juans. 319 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:33,512 He told me, "if I ever die, bro, 320 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,514 "I don't want it to be lame." 321 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,600 He said that he wanted his death to be like his life. 322 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:43,355 An epic party, where anything goes, 323 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:45,440 but clothes! 324 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,695 Alu Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad! 325 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,915 Remind me again how this is for work. 326 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,876 - Oh, it's hard to explain. I'm trying to be bro-active. - Oh. 327 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,503 Ladies! 328 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,505 No, I don't do mardi gras beads. 329 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,091 - Well, uh... - And, yes, I know I'm wearing a garbage bag. 330 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,385 - Hey, girl! - Hey! 331 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,388 - Hey, make sure she gets the red, bro. - Oh, yeah. 332 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,140 Red is for "date." It's this "do, date, delete" game we play. 333 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,309 Actually, I made a website for it. 334 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,729 So, like, okay... do, date, delete, Tom Hardy, Tom Brady, Tom Cruise. 335 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,731 Do you still get to do the one you date? 336 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,441 Yeah. But you gotta keep doing them. 337 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,610 - So you're, like, locking yourself in. - Got it. 338 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,362 - Date Hardy. - Yeah. 339 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,423 Wait, I kind of want to delete Brady and cruise. 340 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,699 Makes you think, right? 341 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,743 Yeah! 342 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,705 Yeah, there's no way I'm drinking something I didn't pour myself, 343 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,313 and there's no way I'm not drinking, 344 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:46,042 so I'll be right back. Excuse me. 345 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:53,049 - So, you wanna see my room? - Maybe later, bro. 346 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,887 Right now, I've got one word in my bro-cabulary, 347 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:03,184 and that word is "justice." I am going on the vision quest of all vision quests. 348 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,520 I will not rest till I find the bastard who... 349 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,692 Beer pong! Time to get your balls wet, bros! 350 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,935 I was wrong about the bathroom being the place to score drugs. 351 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,143 There's definitely some transactions going on in there, 352 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,544 but not the kind we're looking for. 353 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,005 - How you holding up? - Everyone looks like a drug dealer 354 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,008 in this lighting. I have to say, I'm disappointed. 355 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,135 I thought you'd be better at this. 356 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,971 Because everything about me says I'd be awesome at scoring drugs? 357 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,182 You bought a grenade out of the trunk of a car. 358 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,660 How can you not figure out how to buy drugs at a nightclub? 359 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,728 It's a different skill set. If you want a bazooka, 360 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,773 I can get you a bazooka in 15 minutes, at cost. 361 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,317 That isn't very helpful right now, is it? 362 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,985 Looking to score some u? 363 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,738 Maybe. I don't know. 364 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,740 How do I know you're not a cop? 365 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,785 - How do I know he's not a cop? - How do you know I'm not a cop? 366 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,953 I'm strangely offended. 367 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,765 Frankly, I'm fairly certain I'm the closest to law enforcement here. 368 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,916 - How much do you want? - Oh, two, please. 369 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:11,164 One to take now, and one to take in a controlled environment at a later date. 370 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,381 Drug dealer: Later, dude. 371 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,842 Okay. So, once one purchases the drugs, where does one do them? 372 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,891 Yes! 373 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,310 Are you not entertained? 374 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,647 Your friend is so great. Is she always like this? 375 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:32,899 She wasn't yesterday. 376 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,824 I feel amazing. 377 00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:45,495 I'm so present, so in my body, but I'm also floating, 378 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:51,251 like watching the experience be experienced, 379 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,713 like I literally don't have a care in the world! 380 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,841 I'm just floating on goodness. 381 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,636 When did everything get so beautiful? 382 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,275 - -All: - Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 383 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,779 Yay! 384 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:26,494 Hey! I know you're going for gold in the bro-iympics, 385 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,247 - just wondering how that's a work thing? - Right. 386 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,374 My bad. Time to focus. 387 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:40,425 You got this, bro. You got this. 388 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,492 Dude, we need to get more of this. 389 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,075 What? 390 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,412 Utopium. I want more. 391 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:35,355 "Zeta beta theta dog fight 2015 champion Chad wolcoff." 392 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:40,026 - Hey! You made it upstairs. - You guys fight dogs? 393 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:43,738 Huh? Oh, hells no. No, that's disgusting. 394 00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:46,491 No, the dog fight is, like, this party where all the frat bros, 395 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,785 they invite the homeliest girl they can find, 396 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,454 and then the champion is the one whose date is 397 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:53,998 the last dog you'd want to throw a bone. 398 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,209 Oh, no, but it's not, like, mean or anything. 399 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,056 I mean, the girls know they're ugly, right? 400 00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,672 Who did Chad bring to the party the night that he won? 401 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,924 Uh... this girl Paulette. 402 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:05,444 Why do you want to talk about ugly girls so much? 403 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:09,597 Come on, let's go get naked and cuddle. Just kind of see what's what. 404 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:12,006 - Major? - Hey, I found you under "in case of emergency“ 405 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,226 on this guy's phone. 406 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,395 You should probably come get him. 407 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:16,980 Where are you? 408 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:20,191 - Billy club, downtown. - Okay, I'm on my way. 409 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,501 I got you, bro. I got you. 410 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,985 Liv: 217 Emerson street. 411 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:07,989 You guys are the best. And can I just say 412 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:12,285 just how glad I am that we're all in the know over the whole zombie thing. 413 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:16,497 Not cool, bro. 414 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:17,957 I am your bro. 415 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,518 Driver: Let's go! Move it! 416 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:20,942 And I'm your bro. 417 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,005 And I'm your bro. 418 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,633 And I'm a bro to whoever is texting you. 419 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:32,221 Liv: What the hell? 420 00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:35,266 They can hear you. They're always listening. 421 00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:37,685 Guys, guys... 422 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,147 We should get matching tattoos. 423 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,659 Am I that messed up, or are you wearing police tape? 424 00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:55,870 You're that messed up. 425 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:02,835 Aspirin. Water. Electrolytes. 426 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:06,130 And I thought paper towels were a good idea. 427 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:09,509 You're not gonna want to, but you should try to drink lots of fluids. 428 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:17,016 I'll leave you to it. Good luck. 429 00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:21,020 Can you stay? 430 00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:09,402 I won't let anything happen to you. 431 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:14,949 And I won't shave your eyebrows. 432 00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:31,966 So I checked into that dog fight winner, like you suggested. 433 00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:33,760 Paulette mosley. She's on her way in. 434 00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:36,471 Oh, damn. 435 00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:40,683 - What? - What if she doesn't know about the dog fight? 436 00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:42,393 They probably don't tell them, right? 437 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:44,979 If you tell her, you could destroy this poor girl. 438 00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:46,606 I have to ask her. It's motive. 439 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:48,483 It's why we're bringing her in. 440 00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:50,568 You're on your own, bro. 441 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:53,946 Tragedy needs the "plus time" for funny. This needs “plus time." 442 00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:56,365 You know it's probably irrelevant anyway. 443 00:26:56,574 --> 00:26:59,678 Based on the photos from the frat party, the killer had to be over six-feet tall. 444 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:00,953 Paulette: Are you babineaux? 445 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,687 I don't think she knew. 446 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:37,824 Ravi: 11:52 P.M. heart rate is... oh, hey. Woman: Hey! 447 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:40,201 - I love you! - You what? Huh? 448 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:43,204 - I love you! - You love me? 449 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:46,833 That's so amazing. Uh-huh. Have you. 450 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:52,547 Bubbles are magical. 451 00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:57,343 I I'm lagging, swagging, high on the wagon that she dragging 452 00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,846 j“ blow her brain out the back with the goods I'm packing 453 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,765 j“ weezy... j“ 454 00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:07,395 major, you know what we need for the house? Velvet. 455 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:10,857 Major. Major. Major. 456 00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:12,900 Major. Major. 457 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,236 Hey. Hi. 458 00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:18,781 Oh, no, I was... I was just listening to a thing a friend sent. Ajokey bit. 459 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:21,909 I hope it was funny 'cause things are getting ready to get gruesome. 460 00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:23,578 Prepare yourself. 461 00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:26,067 - It's pretty gnarly. - Trust me, I'm more than used to... 462 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,127 You never get used to it. 463 00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:33,655 I'll be right back. I've got three more just like this one. 464 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,515 He knocked off all four dealers. Tortured them. 465 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:47,310 There's no way that he'd give me up. There's no way! 466 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,187 Blaine: Speedy, take it easy. 467 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,980 - He's coming after me. - Speedy. 468 00:28:51,189 --> 00:28:52,857 You know he's coming after me. 469 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,318 That's why you have to lay low, speedy. You hear me? 470 00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:57,695 You don't talk to anyone. I'll handle this. 471 00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,405 - Okay. - You call me anytime. 472 00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:01,908 It's us against them, brother. I got you. 473 00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:04,994 Is everything okay? 474 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,040 Fine and dandy. 475 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,960 All four victims are missing teeth and fingernails. 476 00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:15,649 The detective on the case thinks someone was sending a message. 477 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:18,925 And this is the guy who sold you and major utopium at the club? 478 00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:24,430 I buy drugs one time, purely for research purposes, and this is what happens. 479 00:29:24,639 --> 00:29:27,225 How bad must my Karma be? 480 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,101 Ever think it was his Karma? 481 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:32,104 Hey, I haven't been able to reach you. 482 00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:33,773 Oh. Someone ran over my phone. 483 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,444 I found a shop in Tacoma that carries our elusive costume. 484 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:41,215 Got a name for the girl who rented it the night of the frat party. 485 00:29:41,239 --> 00:29:43,991 Apparently, she rented it for her boyfriend. They're on their way in. 486 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,993 Let's go. 487 00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:48,704 Captain wozzles is awesome. 488 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:50,915 Um, why do you want to talk about the costume? 489 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,963 I swear, it wasn't damaged when we returned it. 490 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,525 Are they saying that it was damaged? 491 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,879 A student was murdered at a pac west frat party. 492 00:29:57,088 --> 00:29:59,799 We have reason to believe the killer wore a captain wozzles costume. 493 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:02,635 Wow, I didn't see any blood on it or anything. 494 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,596 The murder happened while you were in possession of the costume. 495 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,324 I haven't been able to locate another one. 496 00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:09,725 Wait, I don't understand. You think it was me? 497 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:13,271 'Cause I haven't been to a frat party ever in my life. 498 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,399 We just moved here from spokane a few months ago. 499 00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:17,709 Can you tell us where you were two nights ago? Around 10 P.M.? 500 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:21,362 I was at home with Becky. We were just hanging out at home. 501 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,948 He was with me all night. I swear. 502 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,996 So, you rented the costume, and then just stayed home and didn't use it? 503 00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:30,830 No, like... 504 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:33,624 I used it. I used it. I just... 505 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,836 I wore it at home. 506 00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,422 You just wore a captain wozzles costume in your living room? 507 00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:43,634 Uh... I'm a furry. 508 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:46,971 - A what? - I'm into costumes that look like stuffed animals. 509 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:51,350 Like sexually. 510 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:52,977 It's a fetish, okay? 511 00:30:54,228 --> 00:30:57,023 I was not expecting that. 512 00:30:57,231 --> 00:31:00,609 Here's what I'm going to need. I'm going to need details, photos. 513 00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:03,195 We don't need details or photos. 514 00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,489 Unless you have them, and they're hilarious. 515 00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:07,992 We definitely don't need details or photos. 516 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,620 Yes, we do. 517 00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:15,833 What would be more shocking, that sweet-faced kid as a murderer, 518 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:18,961 or that kid getting his freak on dressed as a stuffed animal? 519 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:21,189 Sonny doesn't appear to have any connection to Chad, 520 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:24,550 or the frat, or even the college. Where's the motive? 521 00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:27,720 There has to be another captain wozzles costume out there. 522 00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:30,639 I haven't been able to locate another anywhere. 523 00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:33,059 Maybe it was the actual captain wozzles? 524 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:36,854 Blaine! 525 00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:40,316 Wait. 526 00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:43,569 I wasn't finished. 527 00:31:43,778 --> 00:31:45,654 Okay. Don't go too far this time. 528 00:31:45,863 --> 00:31:48,074 More milky tilda swinton, less Casper's ass. 529 00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:51,285 - Yeah? Good. - Yeah. 530 00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:54,330 Sir. 531 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:57,017 There's a man outside says he wants to see you. Doesn't have an appointment. 532 00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:59,335 What do I care, Nina? Send him away. 533 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,045 Uh, he scares me. 534 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:15,810 Send him in. Take an early lunch. 535 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:24,527 Stacey boss controls narcotics, bookmaking, prostitution, 536 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:28,322 smuggling, trafficking, murder for hire, DVD late fees. 537 00:32:28,531 --> 00:32:31,659 People in Seattle can't get mugged without him getting his beak wet. 538 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,995 One in eight cops and one in three judges are on his payroll. 539 00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,330 I worked for the guy. 540 00:32:36,539 --> 00:32:38,707 Tell me something I don't know. 541 00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:41,996 That I don't want to die? Because if you're really asking me to use the powers 542 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,921 of the da's office to bring down Mr. Boss... 543 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,257 First, you're already dead. 544 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,677 Get over it. 545 00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:53,431 Second, once you hold a press conference declaring him public enemy number one 546 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:56,892 and that you, Floyd baracus, eliot ness-like paragon of virtue 547 00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:59,979 will be the public servant who puts him in jail, 548 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:03,399 youfllbe". What's the word? Ah, yes. 549 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,986 Untouchable. Next stop, mayor's office. 550 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:09,238 No one cares about Mr. Boss anymore. 551 00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:13,159 He's an institution around here. He's like the monorail or salmon tossing. 552 00:33:13,367 --> 00:33:14,845 - We're used to him. - That was yesterday. 553 00:33:14,869 --> 00:33:16,203 Today's a bit different. 554 00:33:16,412 --> 00:33:17,889 - Don't you read the papers? - I saw it. 555 00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:19,915 More dead drug dealers. It won't change things. 556 00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:21,709 Sure about that? 557 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:23,502 Take a look at these kids. 558 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,881 Attractive. Well-to-do. Good families. 559 00:33:27,089 --> 00:33:29,717 Nobody cared when he was killing the unwashed masses. 560 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:34,013 But now he's moved to new territories, where people register to vote. 561 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:36,849 Protecting rich white kids is your job. 562 00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:39,393 You've just been handed the political will to take him down. 563 00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:41,602 You know how risky it would be to take on Mr. Boss? 564 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:43,481 I bet you wish you had the choice, huh? 565 00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:46,192 I'll need cash. 566 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,527 You get paid in brains. 567 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:51,006 I'll have to grease a lot of palms in order to get any movement on this case. 568 00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:53,824 One in eight cops. One in three judges. Remember? 569 00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:56,535 I'll get you the cash. 570 00:33:56,744 --> 00:33:58,584 Do you have any idea what you're starting here? 571 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,164 I believe I do. 572 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,966 Man: Wakey-wakey, speedy. 573 00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:13,844 - Speedy: No. No. No! - Mr. Boss sends his regards. 574 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:25,773 And Alexander wept when he realized there were no more worlds to conquer. 575 00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:27,650 Did you weep, Angus? 576 00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:30,486 Let me guess, business has been so bad 577 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:32,380 you're reduced to making your own deliveries. 578 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:35,741 No. The only brains I brought today are right up here. 579 00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:37,826 And wouldn't you love a bite of those bad boys. 580 00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:40,579 No need. I've read oedipus. 581 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:45,834 Oedipus requires a living mother, but, hey. 582 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:48,128 How could you have seen the warning signs? 583 00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:51,840 Don't all wives lock themselves alone in their room for weeks at a time, 584 00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:54,051 claiming they want to die? 585 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,845 And why would it even occur to you to lock up your beretta? 586 00:34:57,054 --> 00:34:59,390 You're a whiny bitch. 587 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,475 So obvious that you didn't get that from me. 588 00:35:01,684 --> 00:35:05,980 What was it Madonna said? "Papa, don't preach." 589 00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:10,192 And business is booming, thank you for asking. My client list keeps growing, 590 00:35:10,401 --> 00:35:13,529 but don't worry. You never forget your first customer. 591 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:16,615 Son turns father into a member of the undead. 592 00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:22,121 Gee. Why did oedipus even cross my mind? What is it you want? 593 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:26,875 What does anyone ever want from you, Angus? Money. 594 00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:29,211 Lots of it. 595 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:32,381 On top of the 25k a month for brains? Whoo! 596 00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:34,925 You should learn to live within your means. 597 00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:39,805 If you don't mind, what shortcut are you taking this time, huh? 598 00:35:40,014 --> 00:35:45,060 It's always the same for you, isn't it? Always looking for the easy way out. 599 00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:49,023 Least amount of talent required. 600 00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:53,319 Least amount of effort. 601 00:35:53,527 --> 00:35:57,114 What does the powerpoint look like for your inspirational climb up the ladder? 602 00:35:57,323 --> 00:36:01,285 Step one. Have your father who built the company institutionalized. 603 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,954 Step two. Move into his office. 604 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,915 Your Horatio alger story was a phone call. 605 00:36:11,754 --> 00:36:17,343 The strings I pulled to get my party boy son into wharton. 606 00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:21,221 You couldn't make it one semester. 607 00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:27,519 "Dad. Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad... 608 00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:31,315 "This widget's gonna revolutionize the way we listen to music, 609 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,942 "rent apartments, hook up. 610 00:36:34,151 --> 00:36:37,446 "I just need some startup capital." 611 00:36:37,655 --> 00:36:40,449 I always knew the request was coming, because you'd manage 612 00:36:40,658 --> 00:36:46,038 to hide your hate for me for a few weeks leading up to the pitch. 613 00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:51,001 And I would just give in. I guess that's how this story ends. 614 00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:53,545 No. 615 00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:58,592 This story ends with me taking this chair, this desk, this office, your entire company. 616 00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:01,512 The only thing that means anything to you. 617 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:06,308 I'll watch you walk out of here with a cardboard box full of paperclips and k-cups. 618 00:37:06,517 --> 00:37:09,269 It's the dream that gets me out of bed each day. 619 00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:11,647 And after I watch that play out, 620 00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:14,775 I'm gonna stick you in the same hellhole where you stuck grandpa. 621 00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:19,071 - He babied you. - He loved me. 622 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:20,823 You just don't know the difference. 623 00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:30,791 Make it out for half a million. 624 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,835 Look at me. 625 00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:35,671 Chip off the old block. 626 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,881 Katy Perry. Kate upton. Kate middleton. 627 00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:41,427 I mean, all three doable and datable. This game is impossible. 628 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,657 By the time I got the captain wozzles costume from the shop, 629 00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:47,266 it had already been laundered. 630 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:49,035 I was hoping forensics could still get something off of it. 631 00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:50,299 I'm kind of glad they couldn't, 632 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:52,521 after what our furry friends told us. 633 00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:57,860 Hmm... do Dylan mcdermott. Date Bob Dylan. 634 00:37:58,068 --> 00:37:59,486 Delete dermot mulroney. 635 00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:01,455 Really? Did you not see his turn on new girl? 636 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,633 - I found him delightful. - Oh, I thought Dylan mcdermott was 637 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:05,451 from my best friend's wedding. 638 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:08,245 - Mmm-mmm, that's dermot mulroney. - I deleted the wrong dermot! 639 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,623 Wait a minute. 640 00:38:11,832 --> 00:38:14,877 - What if... - What if the wrong guy got killed? 641 00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:18,464 I couldn't find a connection to you and the murder victim 642 00:38:18,672 --> 00:38:20,132 because there wasn't one. 643 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,593 But I've got some bad news for you, son. 644 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,803 This Chad wolcoff, the one you killed, 645 00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:27,639 he's not who ran over your father in a drunk-driving accident. 646 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:28,848 No, that would be 647 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:32,019 this Chad wolcoff, 648 00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:33,896 from your hometown of spokane. 649 00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:35,689 You murdered an innocent man. 650 00:38:35,898 --> 00:38:39,193 Chad wolcoff of spokane, the one you believed you were killing, 651 00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:41,521 has spent the past five years speaking at high schools 652 00:38:41,612 --> 00:38:43,405 about the dangers of drunk driving. 653 00:38:43,614 --> 00:38:45,974 He was trying to make amends for what he did to your family. 654 00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:03,967 My dad was working up on highway 2, putting in a guardrail. 655 00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:10,057 This drunk 15-year-old kid doing 95 skids right into him. 656 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:16,480 All I knew about the guy who killed dad was he was a few years older than me 657 00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:21,860 And his name was Chad wolcoff. 658 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:25,447 Every once in a while, I would Google this Chad wolcoff. 659 00:39:25,656 --> 00:39:28,700 Until I finally got a hit last year. He was the right age. 660 00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:30,953 I had to see him, 661 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:35,624 the guy who destroyed my family. 662 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:38,585 And when I did, he was just this idiot drunk, 663 00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:40,420 and he didn't care that he killed my dad. 664 00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:45,217 He didn't have a care in the world. 665 00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:51,890 And now you're saying that this wasn't him? 666 00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:55,269 That this is just some guy? And he didn't do anything? 667 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:57,437 He didn't do anything? 668 00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:00,232 He didn't do anything. 669 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:03,485 Oh, no. 670 00:40:07,114 --> 00:40:10,325 You have the right to remain silent. 671 00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:14,246 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 672 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:17,291 Liv: Our lives are a collection of choices. 673 00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:19,960 Sonny chose to avenge his father. 674 00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:23,505 Lchose to not tell my fiance I'm a zombie. 675 00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:25,841 We make our own beds. 676 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:28,849 Seems beneath our dignity to whine when we 're forced to sleep in them. 677 00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:32,347 But major held me... Held me and told me 678 00:40:32,556 --> 00:40:35,559 he wouldn't let anything happen to me. 679 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,979 Maybe, just this once, there's a do-over. 680 00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:42,649 - Hey. - Major left a message. 681 00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:45,461 He wanted me to come pick up the replacement cell phone he bought for me. 682 00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:47,738 The phone. Yeah. Of course. Here. 683 00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:52,743 Oh. I thought he'd be home. 684 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,711 Oh, no, he is. He is. He's... 685 00:40:54,745 --> 00:40:57,915 It's fine. I just want to go say "hi." 686 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,709 We're back on speaking terms. Baby steps, I know. 687 00:41:08,634 --> 00:41:09,676 Major? It's me. 688 00:41:11,428 --> 00:41:12,679 I left the phone with Ravi. 689 00:41:13,764 --> 00:41:15,182 I just wanted to say "hi." 690 00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:18,101 Kinda busy.