1 00:00:01,002 --> 00:00:02,503 Liv: Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:02,712 --> 00:00:04,046 So how did you become a zombie? 3 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:04,964 You clawed my forearm. 4 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:06,340 You are who you eat. 5 00:00:06,549 --> 00:00:07,967 You don't just have their visions, 6 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:09,403 you also get some of their personality traits. 7 00:00:09,427 --> 00:00:10,427 You're a zombie now. 8 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,096 For a mere 25k a month, 9 00:00:12,305 --> 00:00:15,308 I've got the brains you need to keep all your pistons firing. 10 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,101 My roommate took his skateboard out, 11 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:18,620 said he was going to the park for a couple hours. 12 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,771 That was four days ago. 13 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:23,292 All right, I'm gonna walk this over to missing persons right now. Nice kicks. 14 00:00:23,316 --> 00:00:25,610 - Have you seen my friend? - Brother, I just saw him. 15 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:27,254 Blaine: We'll have you to him in no time. 16 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:28,696 Be my guest. 17 00:00:28,905 --> 00:00:29,906 I met another zombie. 18 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:31,240 - Friendly? - Quite. 19 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:32,676 Who knows if we even like each other. 20 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,410 But what have we got to lose? 21 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:36,078 Hey, where did you get those shoes? 22 00:00:36,913 --> 00:00:38,039 (Grunting) 23 00:00:51,135 --> 00:00:52,303 (Gasps) 24 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:54,972 Easy. You're lucky you're not dead. 25 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:57,808 Although, if you were, this would come much more naturally to me. 26 00:00:58,017 --> 00:00:59,337 You know what you're doing, right? 27 00:00:59,519 --> 00:01:01,646 I mean, theoretically. Sure. 28 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,731 But did you consider a trip to the er? 29 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,274 I'm a social worker. 30 00:01:05,483 --> 00:01:07,652 My insurance covers, like, one band-aid a year. 31 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,154 Major? What the hell? 32 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:11,531 It's nothing. 33 00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:17,036 Those are y-incision stitches. They need to be closer together, 34 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:19,872 unless you're going for that Frankenstein look. 35 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:22,161 The man's too good-looking. I'm giving him character. 36 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:25,127 - Should I just take over? - Please, god, yes. 37 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,297 How did this happen? 38 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:29,506 He got into a fight. 39 00:01:29,549 --> 00:01:30,589 I went looking for Jerome. 40 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,510 And found the Candyman. 41 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,221 Remember? That guy Jerome said was handing out utopium, 42 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,847 inviting kids back to his Van? 43 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:38,599 He's a real person, then? The Candyman? 44 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:41,269 He was wearing Jerome's high tops. 45 00:01:41,477 --> 00:01:43,688 How did you know they were Jerome's? 46 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,624 They were cool shoes, but they weren't one of a kind. 47 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:46,816 They were Jerome's. 48 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,859 So our friend here went full vigilante. 49 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:52,196 Batman versus the Candyman. Point Candyman. 50 00:01:52,405 --> 00:01:55,908 And I assume that fight solved everything. 51 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:59,662 You and the Candyman shook hands, and he led you right to Jerome. 52 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,306 - He knows something. - (Cell phone vibrating) 53 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:02,957 I know it. 54 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,585 You're a social worker, not a cop. You could've been killed. 55 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,233 I was an all-conference strong safety 56 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:09,213 for the Washington huskies, baby. 57 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:12,758 A head-hunter. I'm a dangerous man. 58 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,678 The Candyman is dangerous-er. 59 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,680 Please promise me that that's the last time 60 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,992 you'll take matters into your own hands. There's a reason... 61 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:22,452 Liv tell you about the guy she met at the wake the other night? 62 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,729 Musician type? If I hadn't stumbled in 63 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,398 and totally rocker-blocked this dude... ow! 64 00:02:27,607 --> 00:02:29,007 Quite an imagination you have there. 65 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:31,027 Have some faith in me, all right? 66 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,571 I've been girding myself for this day. 67 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,365 Come on. Who's your buddy? 68 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,534 I'm your buddy. 69 00:02:38,743 --> 00:02:40,661 Eager to share the highs and lows of your life. 70 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:43,080 Mmm-hmm. 71 00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:45,267 New customer! 300-pounder dropped dead on his stairs. Our services are required. 72 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:47,293 Just a second. I don't want it to pop. 73 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,295 That's fine. Chicks dig scars. 74 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:54,050 (Doorbell ringing) 75 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:06,103 We've got a spinach quiche, freshly-baked baguette... 76 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:09,940 Spicy mustard and gulai otak. 77 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,150 Where's the gulai otak? 78 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:12,943 Are you sure it's not in there? 79 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:14,862 Yes, I'm sure! 80 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:19,784 Okay, urn, I'll run back to meat cute and I'll be back in 20 minutes. 81 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,911 I don't think I can wait that long. 82 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,259 (Theme song playing) 83 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:09,542 Whew! That is straight-up nasty. 84 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,629 I believe the professional term is "ugh." 85 00:04:13,838 --> 00:04:16,006 Camphor? It'll help with the stench. 86 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:17,425 (Grunts) 87 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:21,095 Ah, better. Thanks. 88 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:25,307 Our Vic is Simon cutler, 32 years old. 89 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,810 Damn, this is the ripest dude I've smelled. 90 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:31,856 His skin reminds me of a grape that was left out in the sun too long and split open. 91 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:35,067 You just ruined grapes for me. 92 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,403 Okay, our guy here was a total shut-in. 93 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,989 No one's seen him in years, a regular Willy wonka. 94 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:43,284 He'd receive all necessities through the dog hatch on the front door. 95 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:46,036 Apparently there was a pile of unopened deliveries spilling out, 96 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:47,913 so a neighbor called the police. 97 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,291 Uh, I'm gonna need more of that camphor. 98 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:53,836 So no one's been in or out? 99 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:57,131 No. Which should make figuring out what killed him easy. 100 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:58,779 How long do you think he's been here? 101 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,594 Well, based on the purple hue of the skin, 102 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,513 I'd say he's between putrefaction and black putrefaction. 103 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:06,265 You see how swollen his tongue is? 104 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:07,554 I'll take your word for it. 105 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,726 A week, maybe two. 106 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,811 By the looks of his computer setup, 107 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,314 he could've been directing air traffic down here. 108 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:14,815 Day trader, maybe? 109 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:20,404 Hmm. The carpet's sticky. Nice shag. 110 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:23,365 Apparently he's been down here since 1974. 111 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:26,577 Spilled his soda when he collapsed. 112 00:05:26,786 --> 00:05:28,662 Fried chicken. Fried pies. 113 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:30,915 My money says big boy here had a heart attack. 114 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:33,209 Well, a heart attack is a reasonable hypothesis, 115 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,127 but seeing as he's in his early 305 116 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:38,214 and hasn't been to the hospital recently, an autopsy is de rigueur. 117 00:05:39,799 --> 00:05:41,509 It means required. 118 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,761 You know, my French tutor, mademoiselle Perrier, 119 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,929 is gonna be so disappointed I blanked on that one. 120 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,264 (Coughs) 121 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:48,641 Confetti? 122 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:57,107 (Clive reading) 123 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:02,446 Well, it was a memorable one. 124 00:06:02,655 --> 00:06:05,950 Oh. Seems the neighbors are curious about the man behind the dog hatch. 125 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:08,536 Excuse me, officer, what happened to him? Do you know? 126 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:10,162 Yeah, did he suffer? 127 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:11,914 Hey, how long was he in there? 128 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,209 (Phone clicking) 129 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,378 Come on, man, show some respect. 130 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,672 What the hell is wrong with these people? 131 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:23,592 (Ringing and vibrating) 132 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,555 (Sighs) 133 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:29,890 Was I unclear? 134 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:31,517 Our sex life is more me calling you 135 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,852 when I'm so inclined, 136 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,371 and you resisting the urge to call me. 137 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:36,105 My delivery hasn't arrived yet. 138 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,899 - It should've been there hours ago. - Well, it's not. 139 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:41,110 How about I bring you a special delivery myself? 140 00:06:43,863 --> 00:06:46,699 No. I just didn't want to be charged. 141 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,302 You know what? I just remembered, that my doorbell is broken, 142 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,328 so he probably came by after all. 143 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:53,372 Anyway, I have a meeting, so I better boogie. 144 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,791 I'll come by later and pick something up. 145 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,126 Sorry to trouble you. 146 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,460 No worries. 147 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:09,430 Another piece of confetti in his eyeball. 148 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:16,395 It is sad, don't you think? Hermit threw himself a little party. 149 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:19,648 "Happy birthday to me!" Handful of confetti in the air. 150 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:22,109 Internal organs are liquefied. 151 00:07:22,318 --> 00:07:27,156 Please say heart attack. I don't wanna eat, nay, drink rotten brains. 152 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,534 Arteries weren't blocked. No scar tissue around the heart. 153 00:07:30,743 --> 00:07:32,661 Heart attack seems unlikely. 154 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,414 You know, almost anything, if you deep fry it... 155 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,793 Detective babineaux, what can we do for you? 156 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:42,379 I'm hoping you can tell me what happened to Mr. Cutler here. 157 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:44,715 Dead 10 days. No cause of death yet. 158 00:07:44,924 --> 00:07:47,384 I've sent his blood samples to that lab for bio-chem testing. 159 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,219 That'll give us more to work with. 160 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:51,508 I'm afraid all the decomposition slows us down a bit. 161 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,807 Well, maybe I can speed things up. 162 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,912 It turns out our friend here was one of the most hated people on the Internet. 163 00:07:56,936 --> 00:07:59,789 I just spent an hour looking through death threats levied against the man. 164 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,413 We're almost certainly looking at murder. 165 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,524 Son of a bitch! 166 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:06,111 You've grown attached to this one, huh? 167 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:10,157 Man's inhumanity to man. Do you ever really get used to it? 168 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:12,618 I'm pretty used to it. 169 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,579 Apparently, cutler here was an Internet troll and hacker 170 00:08:15,788 --> 00:08:18,248 known hither and yon as the sim reaper. 171 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:20,918 There's already a website up celebrating this guy's demise. 172 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:24,088 Oh, let's pull it up, shall we? 173 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:27,091 An Internet troll. Is that like a cyberbully? 174 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:31,428 Well, if he's an accomplished hacker, then he's like a cyberbully with super powers. 175 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:34,556 All right, sim reaper. Here we go. 176 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,184 Are all of those links about him? 177 00:08:37,393 --> 00:08:39,812 Yup. Plus some of sim reaper's work. 178 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,606 Sexist public commentary, fascist political screeds, 179 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:44,942 taking credit for shutting down websites, 180 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,671 hacking into people's cloud-based accounts, sharing their personal content. 181 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:48,946 What kind of person does that? 182 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,714 Click right there and hear for yourself. 183 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,783 It's the one known recording of Simon cutler, 184 00:08:52,992 --> 00:08:55,035 a customer service call gone very wrong. 185 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,248 Woman: Customer service, this is shanie. 186 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,083 Simon: (Distorted) Shanie, perfect! 187 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,877 I've been on hold for 45 minutes. 188 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,982 Shanie: I'm sorry about that, sir. Can I have your account number, please? 189 00:09:07,006 --> 00:09:09,008 Simon: I've given it. Several times. 190 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,218 Shanie: Your name, then. I'm happy to look it up. 191 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:15,305 Simon: I am the sim reaper, shanie. I am the keeper of the web. 192 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:19,351 CEOs of fortune 500 companies tremble before me. 193 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,730 I am invisible, intangible, untouchable. 194 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:25,190 I am the bringer of cyber-darkness. 195 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:29,653 Fail me, and I will delete you like so much digital noise. 196 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:31,071 (Keyboard clicks) 197 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,157 Why are all the good ones unavailable? 198 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,285 I have forensics looking at his laptop for leads. 199 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,661 But if you get any psychic stirrings, let me know. 200 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:41,790 Don't worry, detective. I'm sure Liv will suck it up and help any way she can. 201 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:55,262 (Sighs) 202 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,684 I can't believe you actually drank that. 203 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:05,856 Simon cutler's rotten brains go down in history as the worst. By far. 204 00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:08,317 Frankly, I'm impressed that they went down at all. 205 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,765 I have my first zombie date tonight. How do you think puking on him is gonna play? 206 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,199 Maybe if you ate something? Something else. 207 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,367 Like saltines maybe. It's worth a shot. 208 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,749 Hey, where did these donuts come from? 209 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,227 Oh, I brought them in as a peace offering for the early crew. 210 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,671 I'd offer you one, but you've never been a donut fan. 211 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,508 Liv: (Thinking) Must have donuts. 212 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,805 Great. Late homer Simpson's brain. 213 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:41,934 (Simon coughing) 214 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,019 (Simon panting) 215 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,522 (Gasps) 216 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,398 (Wheezes) 217 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,242 (Coughs) 218 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,494 Are you all right? 219 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,831 He was choking on a donut. He couldn't breathe. 220 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,791 I think it was a food allergy. 221 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,894 What, you think something in the donut caused anaphylaxis? 222 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,838 He barely made it up those stairs we found him on 223 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,840 and gave himself a shot of epinephrine. 224 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,884 That may be why he was found on those stairs. 225 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,279 He was trying to get to an epipen and he didn't make it. 226 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,722 Except I didn't find any trigger foods in his stomach. 227 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,266 No peanuts. No shellfish. 228 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,060 Then what the hell killed him? 229 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,330 Coral: Why don't you tell us why you're back here, Joey? 230 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,106 I got booted from my house. 231 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,400 Again. 232 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,069 We know that. But why? 233 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:35,487 You've got the file. 234 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,823 If you don't share, that's a privilege drop, 235 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,450 and I don't wanna have to... 236 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,786 Major, what happened to your face? 237 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:44,955 Rollerblading. It's back, people. 238 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,584 Joey, what are you doing back here? 239 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,669 Trashed my mom's place. 240 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,129 Now why would you do that? 241 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,256 Mike was being a tool. 242 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,801 Joey, we've established that Mike is always a tool. 243 00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:01,430 But trashing your mom's place? That's you surrendering control. 244 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,390 Come on, man. 245 00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:06,435 Coral: And that's one of the things Joey will be working on. 246 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:07,895 (Cell phone vibrating) 247 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,814 Finding healthy ways to express his anger. 248 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:13,609 No phones during group. Privilege drop! 249 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:19,531 You went looking for Eddie and Jerome, didn't you? 250 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,870 That's you surrendering to your Messiah complex, dude. 251 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,663 Reality check time. 252 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,417 They're dead. 253 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,172 So you're telling me the most hated man on the Internet 254 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,382 was killed by a donut? 255 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,391 No. Anaphylactic shock killed him. But there was no food in his system. 256 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,405 In my vision, it was a donut that almost killed him. 257 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,629 No idea what triggered the anaphylactic shock this time. 258 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:45,723 I'm confused. 259 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,891 Yeah, so are we. 260 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,647 (Heart beating) 261 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,025 (Distorted) Liv? 262 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,195 (In normal voice) You okay? 263 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,781 Yeah. Sorry, I... 264 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,742 Think maybe my breakfast didn't agree with me. 265 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,331 "Happy birthday!" And you're dead. 266 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,878 If I didn't know better, I'd swear you're having a vision. 267 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,884 Hold on. Simon cutler's birthday is... 268 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:23,845 I just typed it into my police report. 269 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,734 His birthday isn't for another four months. 270 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,724 Who sends a card that far ahead of time? 271 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,244 And with nothing written on the inside? 272 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,894 - No stamp. - Hand delivered. 273 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:34,523 Maybe the card was a message from the killer. 274 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,817 - Oh, my god, the confetti. - The what? 275 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,236 The confetti. It was scattered on the rug. 276 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,697 We even dug some out of Simon's eye. 277 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:45,075 It's a confetti flinger. You open the card and confetti shoots out. 278 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:48,204 My sorority used these during rush to let pledges know they were accepted. 279 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,727 "Congrats, you're a mu theta." Fwick! 280 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,414 Can I see that? 281 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,461 (Sniffing) 282 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,132 What does that smell like to you? 283 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:03,719 Peanuts. 284 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,053 The confetti flinger 285 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,222 was a peanut powder delivery system. 286 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:10,892 Congratulations, detective. You've discovered the murder weapon. 287 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,028 Liv: Assist a detective in solving a murder case. 288 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:24,448 Help stave off a zombie apocalypse. Fake being a psychic. 289 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,199 I've got a lot of balls in the air. 290 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,369 Yet here I am, getting ready for a date. 291 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:33,206 The last time I sweated an outfit choice was the night major proposed. 292 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,810 Of course, I did it the five nights leading up to the proposal, 293 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,003 because I was sure it was coming. 294 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,505 I was sure about everything with major. 295 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,342 There was no debating whether or not he was the one. 296 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,888 I didn't worry I'd get bored of being with the same person year after year. 297 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,224 He was it for me. I thought I'd spend the rest of my life with major. 298 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:55,437 And I guess I did. But apparently my death is a new chapter. 299 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,356 Bizarre as that may be. 300 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,531 (Panting) 301 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,409 (Heart beating) 302 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,422 What the hell? 303 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,175 - (Recording: This is lowell, leave a message. 4beeps) 304 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:28,261 Hey, lowell. So sorry to do this on a message, but I have to cancel. 305 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:32,349 I'm literally seconds away from puking. I, I... it hit me out of nowhere. 306 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:37,145 And I'm calling you from the bathroom floor right now. I hope you understand... 307 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:41,149 Oh, my god. I'm such an idiot. I totally forgot you're a zombie. I can just tell you. 308 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,611 I had a bad batch of agoraphobe brain and can't get out of my apartment. 309 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,738 Okay. Bye. 310 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,327 Dr. Chakrabarti. 311 00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:55,831 Wanted to share intel on that near decapitation. 312 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:59,000 They said he was found by some hikers out on cold creek trail. 313 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,294 But the body was covered in bear saliva, 314 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,606 so I'm guessing the bear got to him before the hikers did. 315 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,924 Could a bear have done this? 316 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,945 Well, the bear was responsible for the scratching and gnawing part, all postmortem. 317 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,209 But the wounds on the neck are consistent with those of a carpenter's claw hammer. 318 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:16,643 Fingerprints confirm our Vic's Michael dornan, 18. 319 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:19,312 A foster kid who's been in and out ofjuvie since he was 11. 320 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,148 - That's curious. - Why is that? 321 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,650 Well, the contents of his stomach. Look. 322 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:26,653 It reads like the main course at a shah wedding. 323 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,864 Wagyu beef. Italian white truffles. 324 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,672 If somebody poured in a bottle of Bordeaux, it'd be my dream meal. 325 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,993 Is there a point? 326 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,412 You're not much of a foodie, are you? 327 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,331 Wagyu beef is about $100 for a fillet. 328 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,959 Italian white truffles are about $200 an ounce. 329 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:44,171 This street kid had about $500 worth of food in his stomach. 330 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,464 How does a down-and-out kid 331 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,952 have access to that kind of food? 332 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,130 Has Liv had a look at him? 333 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,676 Sadly, she's home, sick. 334 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,179 Yeah, I could use her help on the cutler case too. 335 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:55,557 Our forensics guys couldn't find anything on Simon's laptop. 336 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,435 I was hoping Liv could look at it, maybe get some whoo-whoo. 337 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,395 I was planning on dropping in on her later. 338 00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,939 I'd be happy to drop the laptop off if you'd like. 339 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,317 What am I supposed to do with it? 340 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,171 Well, clive thought if you handled Simon's laptop, you might pick something up. 341 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,674 Yeah, I know how clive thinks my fake psychic powers work, but what's your endgame here? 342 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,201 Are you expecting me to eat the hard drive? 343 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:17,120 It's password protected, what am I supposed to... 344 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:18,371 (Computer chimes) 345 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,499 Okay. That was kind of creepy. 346 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,707 Or kind of amazing. 347 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,460 I've got Simon's muscle memory. 348 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,713 Please don't let me be opening gross porn. 349 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,357 - Seriously. - (Game theme music playing) 350 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,901 What are the chances an agoraphobe in his 205 351 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,385 was not a chronic chicken choker? 352 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,221 What the hell is warlock forest? 353 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,847 Have you been living under a crag? 354 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,517 Which is a large jagged rock in warlock forest. 355 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,228 It's an mmorpg. A multiplayer online role playing game. 356 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,897 Oh, is that one of those games where grown men pretend to be 357 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,105 warrior gnomes and quest after magical knickknacks? 358 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:49,736 No. It's one of those games where hard-working professionals can relax 359 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,404 whilst performing virtual heroic acts 360 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:54,199 that require creativity, tactical skill and teamwork, 361 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,284 while saving the moss Princess. 362 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,827 It's a billion-dollar industry. 363 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,746 Some people even get paid loads of money 364 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,390 to level up characters that can dominate in these games. 365 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,166 People make money playing video games? 366 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,495 Oh, yeah, it's big business. 367 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,670 This is dorky... 368 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,590 Wait, what did I just do? 369 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,884 Oh, you're a trollock. 370 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:16,096 I'm a Polish troll? 371 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:20,684 You're a troll with warlock abilities. The second most powerful of all the halflings. 372 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,520 Those are the people you're playing with. They saw you log on. 373 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,898 At 3:00 pm. On a weekday, people are sitting around waiting for a Polish troll. 374 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,584 Character: (Distorted) Master! You have returned! 375 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,776 Hey, who's this jackass? 376 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,153 All hail sim reaper! 377 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,947 He's talking to you. 378 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,283 Your mortal enemy full auto has claimed he killed you 379 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,285 for exterminating all of his soul brethren. 380 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,662 Sim reaper exterminating full auto's soul brethren 381 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,540 could've cost a serious player many thousands of dollars. 382 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:47,127 Full auto shall send forth waves of minions bent on your destruction. 383 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,712 You must take back tree palace. 384 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,839 You have to respond. 385 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,858 Everyone uses voice modulation, so they won't know you're a girl. 386 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,176 I'm not taking back tree palace. 387 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,845 You must! 388 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,573 Liv, if anything brought me to violence 389 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,807 it'd be someone exterminating my soul brethren. 390 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,696 You have to play to find this full auto guy. He could be our killer. 391 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,729 I don't even know what I'm doing. 392 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,417 Yet I know that if I use my freezing rod on these fire witches, 393 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:11,087 I can take out all seven at once. But I hate this kind of crap. 394 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,337 I'll go home and log in. I can help you from inside the game. 395 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,113 How will I know who you are? 396 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,642 I'm a were-terrier with healing abilities called arf vader. 397 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:18,867 This is going to be epic. 398 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,500 Jerome: (On computer) Look at you, eating concrete. 399 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,253 (Chuckling) Aw, man! That's brutal. 400 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:31,963 Jerome? 401 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,691 Jerome: (On computer) Oh, he's going for an Ollie. 402 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,715 Is it too loud? 403 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,510 No, I just, uh... 404 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,306 I heard Jerome and thought maybe... 405 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,059 Your optimism is tragic. (Chuckles) 406 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,812 It's just old skate stuff Jerome posted on YouTube. It's how we share tricks. 407 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,667 Is there a lot of footage like this from the skate park? 408 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,694 Yeah. There's, like, hundreds of videos, 409 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:58,573 and maybe four don't completely suck. 410 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,663 Why are you scoping the crowd? It's all skate skanks and hobos. 411 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,917 Okay, keep going. 412 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,877 Okay, we're going in fast and tight. 413 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:14,047 If you're casting vapor spells, you need to be casting as we enter. 414 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:17,133 Full auto's all about the obscuring veil, so remember to stay centered. 415 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,136 They'll be blasting orbs, but if we hit them heavy with diviners 416 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,764 and reserve our gem spells, we can take these bitches. 417 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,641 And this should go without saying, 418 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,929 but don't use your multi-crystals until we're inside. 419 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,269 Arf vader... 420 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,896 Do you have boon to revive us? 421 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,148 I only have enough boon to resurrect four people. 422 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,527 Timber, you're on recon for arf. Okay, we're going. 423 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,737 Stay in formation! 424 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,257 Why am I not seeing shields? Timber, if we lose arf, I will crush you. 425 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:44,494 I will drive you into the sea and hear the lamentations of your women! 426 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,972 Vapor casters, why am I not clouded in iridescence right now? 427 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,373 (Clears throat) 428 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,667 Mom! Hi. 429 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,020 Peyton told me you were sick. I thought I'd come by and take care of you. 430 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,255 Mmm. That's so sweet. 431 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,549 Wait, who the hell just cast an opal rendering? 432 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,634 - Olivia? I brought you... - (Clattering) 433 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,302 Soup. 434 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,847 I'm sorry. We're storming the tree palace right now 435 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,783 and I've got fire witches up my ass and a battalion of idiots who don't understand 436 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,726 what "reserve your gem spells" means. 437 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,271 Well, this is the most engaged I've heard you sound in a long time. 438 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,940 I wish it were with actual people. 439 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,860 Honey, I know this has been a challenging year. 440 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,279 And I want you to know that I love you. 441 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,906 And all I want for you is to be happy. 442 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:25,618 But I worry that you're letting your life pass you by. 443 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,495 Sorry, mom. What did you say? 444 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:30,582 Just, sit up straight, sweetheart. 445 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,711 Thank you. For the soup. 446 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,963 This is important police business. 447 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,381 Hmm. 448 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,634 We're in! We're in! 449 00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:44,179 Take this boon and you can't be killed for five minutes. 450 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,513 It's your only boon. 451 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,724 You need to find full auto. 452 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,851 Oh, my god. He's coming for you! 453 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,604 Character: (Distorted) Sim reaper? You were dead. Ikilled you. 454 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,897 Vengeance was mine. 455 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:56,149 - (Computer chimes) - Yeah. I don't think so. 456 00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:59,527 My name's Olivia Moore and I'm with the Seattle police department. 457 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,536 I need to ask you a few questions regarding the murder of Simon cutler, 458 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,990 also known as sim reaper. 459 00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,868 - Seriously? - (Skype ringtone chiming) 460 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,580 Full auto? 461 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,457 Am [gonna need a lawyer? 462 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,301 - You're full auto? - Yeah. 463 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,554 - How old are you? - Fourteen. 464 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,974 Wait, did you say you were from the Seattle police department? 465 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,935 Is that where sim reaper was from? 466 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,288 - You didn't know? - Well, there were a lot of theories. 467 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,272 There was a whole warlock forest thread devoted to 468 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:40,151 who the reaper was and where he lived. No one knew for sure. 469 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,403 - So he's really dead? - Yes. 470 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,332 And you think I had something to do with it? 471 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:46,991 - Well, you threatened him. - In a game. 472 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,370 And even if! Knew who he was, how would I get to Seattle? 473 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,081 I live in New York. 474 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,083 That's the empire state building, lady. 475 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,335 (Sighs) 476 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:01,172 Fourteen, lives in New York, had no idea who Simon was or where he lived. 477 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,424 That is depressing news. 478 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:06,970 A 14-year-old kid had over 20 soul brethren. My highest was three. 479 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,513 (Doorbell rings) 480 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,139 Hang on a sec. 481 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:20,358 You sounded overwhelmed in your message, so... 482 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,735 You're giving me anti-anxiety meds. 483 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:25,113 I ate a brain with PTSD a few weeks ago. 484 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,574 It took four to put a dent in it, but it got me through. 485 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:31,022 If you're sharing prescription drugs with me, I should at least offer you a drink. 486 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,459 I'll call you back later. 487 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,828 - Of course. Don't do anything I wouldn't... - (Clicks) 488 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,549 So... 489 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:48,469 Did you run out of napkins or were you just fondled by an oompa loompa? 490 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,739 There's some on your butt too. Not that I was looking. 491 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,308 I clearly was expecting visitors. 492 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,976 Sorry if it's distracting. 493 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,162 It's probably the least distracting thing about you. 494 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,772 Whoa. Slow your roll, silver-tongued devil. Baby steps. 495 00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:01,858 This is a new thing for me. Dating. 496 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,819 Oh, this isn't a date. It's a drop-by. 497 00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:07,906 Maybe that's what you call it in Buckingham regalshire. 498 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,283 Learn your British accents. I'm from London. 499 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:15,079 And I'm pretty sure "drop by" is an American term. 500 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,666 Whatever this is, I haven't done it in a longtime. 501 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,419 And I didn't think I'd be doing it again. 502 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,788 With anyone other than the guy I was supposed to marry. 503 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,341 - You were engaged? - Up until I became a zombie. 504 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:29,344 And I'm not over it at all. 505 00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:30,905 I need to get there eventually, but... 506 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,722 - Do you? - Need to get over it? 507 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:33,931 Yeah. 508 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,266 Well, what's the alternative? 509 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,195 Stay in love with a guy I can never be with? 510 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:39,938 You know people do that all the time, right? 511 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:42,523 I'm sorry. I'm being that girl who talks about her ex. 512 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:46,611 Yeah, but you're also the girl who had this freakish thing happen to her, 513 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,781 and you're discussing it with probably the one guy who would understand. 514 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:54,077 So, what brings a nice British lad like you to Seattle? 515 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:57,288 Well, I had to escape the chilly, wet, 516 00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,290 depressing London weather. 517 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,626 So, Seattle, naturally. 518 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,211 There may have also been a girl. 519 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:04,796 Oh, there's always a girl. 520 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:08,132 So, your ex, what's he like? 521 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:10,593 Determined. 522 00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:14,847 Hey, Ravi, you gotta look at this. 523 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,311 You see that guy? 524 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,813 I see a blurry face. 525 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,606 He's the one who beat me up. 526 00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:26,085 I've watched a hundred of these videos, and he keeps popping up. 527 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,944 But I can't find a good shot of him. 528 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,487 You've popped a stitch. 529 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:30,696 Hmm? Oh. 530 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,448 Ah. 531 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,897 - I'm gonna run over to Liv's. - Uh, maybe you shouldn't. 532 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,412 - Uh, it's late. - Yeah, she's always up late. 533 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,556 Ooh, let me. Uh, there's a sewing kit in the bathroom 534 00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,850 that I nicked from a posh hotel when my cousin got married. 535 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,627 I'd rather not use a hotel sewing kit on my face, but... 536 00:25:44,836 --> 00:25:46,796 I can fix one stitch. Major, you really shouldn't. 537 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:48,506 (Chuckles) 538 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,216 She's not alone. 539 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,886 - Sorry. - It's fine. 540 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:57,557 Thanks for letting me know. 541 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,851 You woke up in a body bag? I'm not kidding, 542 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,340 I genuinely used to have a recurring nightmare about that. 543 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,647 I can see why. You're up. 544 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:09,027 My mate's bachelor party. I drank too much, passed out, 545 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:13,406 woke up in the drunk tank of the county jail with a scratch on my leg. 546 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,491 - No idea how it happened. - What the hell? 547 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,326 How many of us are there out there? 548 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,555 Well, there can't be that many if you're the first I've seen. 549 00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:23,207 And I'd like to think that there would be a 550 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,210 special bulletin if there were roaming packs of zombies. 551 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:27,962 How do you eat? 552 00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:31,507 A funeral home over on baker. 553 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:35,470 For the right price, a mortician will look the other way. 554 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:37,158 I assume since you work in a morgue... 555 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,057 You assume correctly. 556 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,641 Oh, yeah... 557 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,852 I long for the days when I just had to explain 558 00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:46,397 to some drunk groupie how I got the inspiration for my songs. 559 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:50,026 I'm not really the groupie type, but 560 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,153 next time you play, I'd love to come see you. 561 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,906 I don't play in public anymore. 562 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,741 A week after the bachelor party 563 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,160 I had a show, went on stage. 564 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:02,497 And got that pre-gig adrenaline rush, 565 00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:04,248 and started to... 566 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,918 You know, um, so... 567 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:10,213 For everyone's safety, I stopped playing shows. 568 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,757 I can still play in the studio. 569 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:13,965 I am so sorry. 570 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:20,598 That is so incredibly unfair and awful. 571 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,937 Um, it's... you know, it's funny, I, I... 572 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:28,189 I didn't think that I was the type of guy who wanted 573 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,899 people to feel bad for me, but... 574 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:35,201 You just said the exact thing I've been dying for someone to say to me. 575 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:44,872 I am sorry. 576 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,415 It's fine. I'm just not... 577 00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:49,544 I, I know you're not. Um, uh, you, you... 578 00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:51,671 Made that very clear. I, um... 579 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,589 Uh, let's, let's just... 580 00:27:54,465 --> 00:27:55,633 Whoa! Uh... 581 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,427 I did not predict 582 00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:02,181 that you'd be a fan of the slutty women of middle earth. 583 00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:05,977 I'm not blowing you off. It's just this is a lead in the case I'm working on. 584 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:09,105 Of course, um... I should go. 585 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:13,317 - It's not about... - No, no, no. Uh... 586 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,566 Our murder victim might have been killed by a donut. 587 00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,113 I, I get it. 588 00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:19,574 Thank you. I'll call you. Really! 589 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,373 I'm sorry, but we're closed. 590 00:28:27,582 --> 00:28:29,500 Detective babineaux, Seattle pd. 591 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,129 Have you ever seen this man? 592 00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:34,672 I can't say he looks familiar. 593 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,841 Perhaps a coworker could look? 594 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:40,678 No, it's just me. But leave the photo. I'll show the staff tomorrow. 595 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:41,947 Out of curiosity, what's he done? 596 00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:43,181 He died. 597 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:46,684 Oh, no. That's awful. So young. 598 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:50,313 He had a very specific type of meat and truffle combination in his stomach 599 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:53,316 that's only sold at a few shops here in Seattle, including this one. 600 00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,444 I figured maybe someone here might have seen him. 601 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:56,944 (Thudding) 602 00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:00,181 Didn't you say you were alone here? 603 00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:02,992 That's just the ice machine dropping a load. 604 00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:06,996 Scares the hell out of me sometimes when I'm here by myself. 605 00:29:07,205 --> 00:29:10,708 Do you wanna take a look around, detective? Come on back. 606 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,377 Fair warning, though. It is a butcher shop. 607 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:17,381 The guts. The carnage. It can be like gettysburg back there. 608 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,550 Some people find it disturbing. Not me. 609 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,570 They say you don't wanna know how the sausage is made. 610 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:23,721 I'm the guy who just had to know. 611 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,515 Come on. I'd love to give you the nickel tour. 612 00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:29,560 You're a homicide detective. I'm sure you've seen worse. 613 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:32,063 And you have to sample the blood pudding. 614 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,065 It is the best in town. 615 00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:37,735 (Cell phone ringing) 616 00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:43,074 Babineaux. 617 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,002 I've got something on the Simon cutler case. 618 00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:47,036 You've gotta see this. 619 00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:51,249 All right, I'll be there in 10. I'm just leaving that charcuterie on pine. 620 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,209 My info is on the back of the photo. 621 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,920 If any of your employees remember anything, have 'em call me. 622 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,296 Absolutely. 623 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:10,768 Do we know sim reaper's dead? 624 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:14,021 We cracked open a 1000-dollar bottle of wine that my father bequeathed to me. 625 00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:15,958 We were supposed to hand it down to our children. 626 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,859 But we like to live in the moment. And this felt like one. 627 00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:20,236 So you were happy about it? 628 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:22,321 - Delighted. - Euphoric. 629 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:24,591 Liv: (On computer) Can you reposition me? I can't really see their faces. 630 00:30:24,615 --> 00:30:26,993 Oh, sorry about that. 631 00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:30,681 My partner here found a yelp review of your establishment, the best all around donuts... 632 00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:31,914 Former establishment. 633 00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:33,541 Written by the sim reaper. 634 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,001 Okay, right there is good. 635 00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:36,961 Which was the online alias of Simon cutler. 636 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,088 Mmm-hmm. 637 00:30:39,297 --> 00:30:41,900 "I told these morons when I ordered their crullers, 'no peanuts, morons.' 638 00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:44,569 "but the morons said they were nut-free, so I ate them and they almost killed me. 639 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,637 "Now I'm taking my business elsewhere 640 00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:49,932 "and using every breath I take to obliterate their pitiful little crap-shack." 641 00:30:50,141 --> 00:30:53,185 Not the sort of feedback you'd display on your cash register, was it? 642 00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:55,021 Our crullers had no nuts. 643 00:30:55,229 --> 00:30:57,898 Yeah, after we saw the review, we learned that our canola oil 644 00:30:58,107 --> 00:31:00,669 comes from a factory where they make peanut oil in the same machinery. 645 00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:02,170 Before we could switch brands, we were swamped 646 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,630 with this tidal wave of negative reviews. 647 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,406 "I found a rat tail in my maple bar." 648 00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:06,694 Outrageous stuff like that. 649 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,909 We put our life savings into that place. 650 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:10,911 Like that, it was gone. 651 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,480 I mean, he must've generated 50 scathing reviews on his own. 652 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:15,624 That killed your business. 653 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:19,462 If you wanted to kill him, it also gave you an idea on how to do it. 654 00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:21,964 Anaphylactic shock. 655 00:31:22,173 --> 00:31:24,842 That's what killed him? The reports didn't say. 656 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,251 To the rest of the world he was this mysterious shut-in. 657 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:29,430 But you knew where he lived. You brought him crullers. 658 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:31,198 We didn't even know the guy's real name. 659 00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:33,368 We delivered crullers to a hundred different addresses. 660 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,102 We weren't delivering to sim reaper. 661 00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:37,438 We likely would've remembered that address. 662 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,857 "Simon cutler" meant nothing to us. 663 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,506 Liv: (On computer) They have motive, clive. Motive and means. 664 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,824 But you know what? I don't think they did it. 665 00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:51,511 Maybe you got a different vibe sitting there in the room with them, 666 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:54,747 but from where I sit, if they were lying, they were doing it well. 667 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:58,959 Admitting they celebrated the man's death. 668 00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:00,461 Were you saying something? 669 00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:03,506 (Sighs) My gut says they're innocent. 670 00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:06,801 Which would mean we 're back to no one knew the guy's address. 671 00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:08,677 He never left his house. 672 00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:10,822 That gamer kid I tracked down implied that the yelp review 673 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:14,016 was the only clue anyone had about where he lived. 674 00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:16,852 Best all around donuts delivered in a three-mile radius. 675 00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:18,729 What did he say? 676 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:21,816 He wasn't going to stop eating donuts completely. 677 00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:26,028 "I'm taking my business elsewhere." 678 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,657 Do you realize what that means? 679 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:33,494 There must be other donut shops that delivered to that same area! Right? 680 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,581 Are you there, clive? 681 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:40,334 Yeah, he probably realized what that means. 682 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:45,297 (Doorbell ringing) 683 00:33:00,938 --> 00:33:03,441 - I thought it was broken. - Oh, it was. 684 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,359 It works intermittently. 685 00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:07,945 Must be a loose wire or something. 686 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:09,321 Or something. 687 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,617 What you working on? 688 00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:17,997 Oh, one of my clients wants a trend analysis report on nesting. 689 00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:21,584 Is it over, or is it transitioning into cocooning? 690 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:24,044 Huh! 691 00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:26,422 Here's what happened today on my job. 692 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:29,592 A cop came in looking for my dead delivery boy. 693 00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:33,846 Dead? 694 00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,181 That's terrible. 695 00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:37,724 Oh, Jackie. 696 00:33:38,601 --> 00:33:40,394 Nesting is so over. 697 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:41,604 (Cries out) 698 00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:43,814 - (Drill whirring) - (Screaming) 699 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,447 The crime scene photos from Simon's basement show 700 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,741 several empty boxes from donuts etc. 701 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:56,911 I spoke to the manager and he wouldn't provide me with a list of employees. 702 00:33:57,119 --> 00:34:00,664 He said he'd need a warrant. I'm not sure a judge is gonna buy our logic on this. 703 00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:03,209 - The donuts etc. On king? - Yeah. Why? 704 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:05,002 Let me call you right back. 705 00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:13,093 Liv: Another mom and pop donut shop. Rudimentary security. 706 00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:16,514 Nothing a little sql injection won't reduce to rubble. 707 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,557 Boom! Authenticated. 708 00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:22,353 Welcome to the database. Your employee lists, please. 709 00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:25,272 Grazie. 710 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:27,233 All the hacking in the world doesn't make up 711 00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:29,401 for slipshod record keeping. 712 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:32,571 No clue which ones are the delivery guys. No termination dates. 713 00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:36,408 Hundreds of names. Okay, one by one it is. 714 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:48,254 Who just had a birthday? 715 00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:50,339 'Cause one of you wanted Simon cutler to know 716 00:34:50,548 --> 00:34:53,842 even as he was choking to death, that you were the killer. 717 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:18,534 (Simon coughing) 718 00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:20,142 (Card playing ring around the Rosie) 719 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:25,790 (Groans) 720 00:35:26,709 --> 00:35:27,876 (Exhales) 721 00:35:30,713 --> 00:35:32,298 Ring around the Rosie? 722 00:35:41,724 --> 00:35:44,685 Well, well, well. Look who's back from the dead. 723 00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:47,479 - (Chuckles) - She walks. 724 00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:49,857 Am I walking? 725 00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:54,612 I feel like my feet are little hovercrafts, gliding six inches above the ground. 726 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,780 I should probably sit. Whoo! 727 00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:58,324 Hey, way to stick the landing. 728 00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,534 Sorry, heavily medicated. 729 00:36:00,743 --> 00:36:02,703 Took a few pills for what ails me. 730 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:05,331 I hope you also took the bus. 731 00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:07,833 - What's up? - I had a vision. 732 00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:10,336 It was the moment that the birthday card shot confetti 733 00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:13,339 and peanut dust into the face of Simon cutler. 734 00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:18,135 It was just as we pe-spected. Subsected? Suspected? 735 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:21,680 But there was another thing. The card had a music chip in it. 736 00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:24,933 When cutler opened it, ring around the Rosie started playing. 737 00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:28,896 A message from the killer. He wanted cutler to know who he was. 738 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:32,566 Cutler stepped on the card. The chip must have fallen into the deep shag. 739 00:36:32,775 --> 00:36:35,319 You know, if we can get the list of donuts etc. Employees, 740 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,988 we can see if there are any names on there that make sense. 741 00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:41,575 Uh, yeah. I got my hands on just such a list. 742 00:36:41,784 --> 00:36:43,494 Don't ask, and I won't lie. 743 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:46,205 I don't suppose there was a Rosie on the list? 744 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:47,873 Or a Freddy ring? 745 00:36:48,082 --> 00:36:50,167 That song was about the black plague. 746 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:53,271 The black plague was caused by rats, and there was a ratzinger on the list 747 00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:55,631 with a birthday last month, but that's not our guy. 748 00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:59,051 You know who our guy is? You wanna just share? 749 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,886 I'm building the drama. 750 00:37:01,095 --> 00:37:02,930 I'm at the edge of my seat. 751 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:09,103 Yeah, I've seen this guy. 752 00:37:11,188 --> 00:37:12,481 From the crime scene. 753 00:37:12,690 --> 00:37:15,150 "Did he suffer?" That's what he asked. 754 00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:19,154 And his name? Sean posey. 755 00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:21,573 As in, "pocketful of posies, we all fall down." 756 00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:23,325 I got that shot off his Facebook page. 757 00:37:23,534 --> 00:37:25,661 Tell me his birthday matches the date of the murder. 758 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:29,164 No such luck. But his sister's does. 759 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,920 Okay, enough with the escalating drama. Who's his sister? 760 00:37:35,129 --> 00:37:37,482 Shanie: (On recording) Your name, then. I'm happy to look it up. 761 00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:41,969 Simon: (Distorted) I am the sim reaper, shanie. I am the keeper of the web. 762 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:46,140 CEOs of fortune 500 companies tremble before me. 763 00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:49,601 I am invisible, intangible, untouchable. 764 00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:52,104 I am the bringer of cyber-darkness. 765 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:56,316 Fail me, and I will delete you like so much digital noise. 766 00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:02,114 What a ridiculous man. 767 00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:05,284 But not one to make idle threats. 768 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:07,703 Your sister posted the call on her Facebook page. 769 00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:10,080 One of her friends put it on YouTube. 770 00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:14,460 Two million hits later, he hacked into all of your sister's personal accounts. 771 00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:17,337 Facebook, okcupid, Instagram, e-mail. 772 00:38:17,546 --> 00:38:20,966 He messed with all of her tax records and insurance, medical, dmv. 773 00:38:21,175 --> 00:38:25,012 Posted photoshopped pornographic images of her on Twitter. 774 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:28,098 He destroyed her life. 775 00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:32,686 Got her fired. Broke up her relationship. Gave her a criminal record. 776 00:38:32,895 --> 00:38:36,774 Put her on sex offender and no-fly lists. 777 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:38,900 Humiliated her. 778 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,990 After a year of that harassment, 779 00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:48,076 she couldn't take it anymore, 780 00:38:48,285 --> 00:38:51,830 so she went to the Aurora bridge and jumped to her death. 781 00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:56,293 Your only clue to sim reaper's real identity was the best all around donuts review. 782 00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:58,295 That gave you a three-mile delivery radius. 783 00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:01,131 So you got a job at a donut shop that served the same area. 784 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:06,011 I got jobs at three donut shops in the area before I found him. 785 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:12,184 You have a finance degree from the university of Chicago. 786 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:15,062 Weren't you a little overqualified to deliver donuts? 787 00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:21,360 You realize you'll probably 788 00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:23,529 spend the rest of your life in jail. 789 00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:30,160 It was worth it. 790 00:39:37,251 --> 00:39:40,128 Liv: Sean posey let a tragedy ruin his life. 791 00:39:40,337 --> 00:39:42,756 His sister died, and he couldn't get past it. 792 00:39:42,965 --> 00:39:45,050 Now two lives are ruined. 793 00:39:45,259 --> 00:39:48,846 What was it mom said? Right before "sit up straight"? 794 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:51,431 Something about not letting life pass me by. 795 00:39:53,267 --> 00:39:55,018 (Liv whistles) 796 00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:00,440 Hey. 797 00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:02,276 Hey. 798 00:40:02,484 --> 00:40:05,696 I thought maybe we could pick up the date from where we left off. 799 00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:11,285 I think we left off at me awkwardly fleeing your apartment. 800 00:40:11,493 --> 00:40:16,290 A little before that, then. The part where you made a move and I ducked it. 801 00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:18,917 Yes, please. Let me relive that. 802 00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:21,545 It wasn't my finest moment, either. 803 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,482 You spent six years thinking your life was going in a different direction. 804 00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:26,383 I think you're allowed a duck or two. 805 00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:28,218 I get it. You're still not over him. 806 00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:31,263 No. But I'm a little closer. 807 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:33,724 Liv, it's fine. I'm in no rush to... 808 00:40:42,691 --> 00:40:44,526 Argh! That's rubbish. 809 00:40:44,735 --> 00:40:47,005 You're rubbish. And I am the man that takes out the rubbish. 810 00:40:47,029 --> 00:40:49,323 Hey! I found a good, clean shot of the Candyman! 811 00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:50,949 Check your text! 812 00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:53,493 No worries. I can check my phone, trim my beard, 813 00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:56,330 and still trounce this pathetic pillock. 814 00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:06,590 Do you think she sucked the marrow from life? 815 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:09,468 I think she did. She looks like a marrow-sucker. 816 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:11,595 Forget her. Look at this. 817 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,513 Major found the Candyman and someone else. 818 00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:20,312 Blaine isn't robbing graves to feed himself. 819 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,564 It would appear not. 820 00:41:22,773 --> 00:41:26,777 All those kids missing from the skate park... major's kids... 821 00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:33,116 Eva: I'm glad you found this space. You're so close to my house. 822 00:41:34,785 --> 00:41:37,829 Although my waistline wishes you were in Tacoma. 823 00:41:38,038 --> 00:41:42,960 Ooh! Hello. Rabbit pistachio terrine. 824 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,380 You're hiring? Because my son needs a job. 825 00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:48,924 He's 16. Is that too young? 826 00:41:51,385 --> 00:41:54,721 Let's have him fill out an application, see what happens.